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An Interview with Mark McGwire's Crybaby Tears


I caught up with Mark McGwire's Crybaby Tears (MMCT) recently, and wanted to share the results of my interview:

Me:  You must be tired?

MMCT:  Yes.  It's been a roughly decade or two.

Me:  Why does McGwire cry so much?

MMCT:  No idea.  Apparently he has a lot to cry about.

Me:  Do you ever want to just slap him and tell him to act like a man?

MMCT:  No, not everybody can be brave as a Civil War General shot by his own men, you know.

Me:  Yeah, but I never took steroids and lied about it and then acted like a pussy when I was caught.

MMCT:   Good point.  My bad.

Me:  What were your thoughts when he broke the home run record?

MMCT:   It made me want to cry like a little baby.

Me:  I can only imagine.   I bet his acne was pretty worked up too.

Me again:   Were you aware he was taking steroids?

MMCT:  Stonewall, I don't want to talk about the past.

Me:  That's bullcrap.  I'm not getting paid enough for this.  This interview is over.  I'm an online journalist, not some podunk Congressman.

And that's how the interview ended. 

Let's just say McGwire and I won't be gettting together for beers during the I-70 Series this year. 

This FanPost was written by a member of the Royals Review community. It does not necessarily reflect the views of the editors and writers of this site.

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