A commenter posted this over at Brew Crew Ball - thought you might enjoy.
The "Gritty von Canthitalick" moniker came from this one act play.
over 2 years ago
Kyle Lobner
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Don't foget
Old Balls!
Captain Gritty vonOldBalls CantHitaLick has a nice ring to it.
Conversation b/t Special baseball operations consultant Zapp Brannigan and GM Dayton Moore: "...but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors...we have a conundrum. Get me some paper, a rock, and some scissors."
by SagehenMacGyver47 on Jan 14, 2010 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Dayton Moore has a 2 year/$8.4M offer out to him
…with a vesting option for a third year at $5M.
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by Scott McKinney on Jan 14, 2010 12:55 PM EST reply actions
I have a theory about Jason Kendall: ...
…He’s a reincarnation of an 1890s ball player. Kendall is the player-to-be-named later in an 1890s trade between Connie Mack and Charlie Comiskey. – TL
"Sir,--It has been wittily remarked that there are three kinds of falsehood: the first is a 'fib,' the second is a downright lie, and the third and most aggravated is statistics." *The National Observer* (June 13, 1891): p. 93-94.
by timlacy on Jan 14, 2010 1:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Damn you Captian!
Will Ebners Hit Parade, Pain TV; Channel 32; All the time! (PDT)
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 14, 2010 1:58 PM EST reply actions
We need to trade for Clay Zavada

It would be a very magical battery. Mario and Luigi. I’m not going to lie, if Kendall comes into camp with that moustache, I will have no choice but to root for him and cheer him on.
by Royal from Queens on Jan 15, 2010 1:47 AM EST reply actions
I'm positive that mustache on Kendall is a Photoshop job
If it’s not, then I’m with you, and bring on Zavada!




















