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Before I decide if this is a bad deal

I need to know the terms… (but I’m scared to see them).

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 9:40 AM EST reply actions  

I don't know what the terms are

but I’ve already decided….bad deal

by wt on Jan 8, 2010 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Rumors are

1 year $1 mill

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by RoyalsRetro on Jan 8, 2010 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

That's better than 2/17, right?

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

The quick and dirty

Hitting last 3 years

2007 .243/.299/.369 in 235 PAs CHW
2008 .253/.322/.333 in 181 PAs COL
2009 .304/.353/.412 in 587 PAs CHW

UZR in CF last 3 years

2007 only 3 games
2008 -2.6
2009 0.5

WAR
2007 -0.1
2008 -0.3
2009 1.7

CHONE 2010 Projection: .271/.333/.367 0.7 WAR
Bill James Projection: .275/.340/.367

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by RoyalsRetro on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 AM EST reply actions  

forgive me for being a DM apologizer

but 0.7 WAR at 1yr/$1 mil, if that turns out to be true, is a pretty solid deal.

by ZeppelinDZ on Jan 8, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

The money is not the issue to me

Its that they will trot him out there in the leadoff spot and in CF every day despite his .330 OBA and awful defense.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jan 8, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

i guess my response is

what would be the alternative? I have trouble coming up with truly good solutions for us in CF this year. Sure I would love to con the yanks out of Gardner, but who could we realistically expect to acquire that would be better without shelling out a lot more money.

by ZeppelinDZ on Jan 8, 2010 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Well

You either get someone that can hit (Jonny Gomes to play LF, DJ to CF) or someone that can field (Ryan Langerhans). Not someone that can’t do either.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jan 8, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

2010 chone projection

Jonny Gomes 0.5 (with some positional loss of DJ to CF)
Ryan Langerhans 0.3

by ZeppelinDZ on Jan 8, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

although Gomes is at about 60% the ABs of Pods

still, hard to see how thats is a significantly better player

by ZeppelinDZ on Jan 8, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I find the CHONE projection for Pods to be optimistic

He’s only been good for one of the last four seasons, and he’ll be 34. And speedy guys don’t age well.

I see your point, I guess the correct answer is to trade for a longer-term option in CF. Maybe there just isn’t one out there to be had for our chips. But I have to think there are better solutions than Scott Podsednik. Ugh.

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by RoyalsRetro on Jan 8, 2010 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

thats kinda what I see

I would bet money Maier and Pods are going to be roughly equal in value this year, so having both just creates depth (whether its Mitch backing up Pods or vice versa). This team needs to find a long term option in CF, and we have some toolsy guys in the minors that could develop, but it might be helpful for fans to come to grips that we were going to have a poor CF in 2010 no matter what.

by ZeppelinDZ on Jan 8, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

now SS, C, and RF are another story

those positions I hold DM very accountable for not improving/making worse

by ZeppelinDZ on Jan 8, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

we have some young guys

I’d love to see Mitch get a chance to start. It still isn’t a bad idea to bring in a vet though. Just the deal has to be right. And that is why I’m withholding judgement as of now.

We have Jarrod Dyson and Derrick Robinson in the minors. Also Jose Duarte although I’m not sure on him. And some younger guys.

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 11:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Don’t speedy guys age better than other types of player? I thought that was a conclusion of sabermetrics.

Note that I’m not saying Podsednik will be good or that I like this signing, just clarifying the statement.

by sfeldkamp on Jan 8, 2010 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It's debatable

I know that PECOTA bases some projections on that. Sadly with the death of MVN, Matt Schwartz’s article on PECOTA’s difficulties with speedsters is lost.

Tango, however, criticizes the notion that speedsters age better here.

In any case, if it is true that they age better, we should hope for a multi-yeawr deal. Sure, he’s only 0.5 WAR in 2010, but he’ll only decline ton 0.3 WAR in 2011!

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that ALL SPEED GUYS do not age well

but if a young player has speed, along with a complete game, they age well

like Arod, Jeter, Andrew Dawson, etc

by Freneau on Jan 8, 2010 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

those are from fangraphs and adjust for playing time

over 150 games, I have Langerhans at 1.5-2 WAR, Podsednik at 0.5-1

FGs post coming shortly

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I got the BtB post to do.

I will try not to read yours before mine.

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Jan 8, 2010 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

i look forward to your post

but fangraphs still has Langerhans at 0.3 WAR over 275 ABs, I’ll be curious to see how you get that to 1.5-2, even if he played everyday

by ZeppelinDZ on Jan 8, 2010 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I think something is messed up with the way the put in CHONE's defensive projections without adjusting for playing time

in any case, I’d put Langerhans at about -5 offensively, and with (at worst) “neutral” outfield defense (that is, enough to offset the positional adjustmen-5 +0 + replacement = 1.5. And I think that defensive adjustment is harsh…

Anyway, he’s on a split contract.

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

But you forget

That Pods was a Mariner longer than Langerhans.

Such petty concerns as “who is the better player” and “making signings that make sense” are not for you, because…

[insert those three magic words here]

by jwolf0 on Jan 8, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Snort! C'mon,

you know DJ can’t play CF.

DM

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by kabrink on Jan 8, 2010 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Only Dayton picks up great CFs

unlike Allard. I don’t think Allard would know a good or great potential CF if he saw one.

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Horrendous

Two consecutive amazingly awful offseasons. Moore is actually getting worse with each passing year.

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 8, 2010 9:57 AM EST reply actions  

explain NY

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

He just keeps making awful moves

The only reason that the magnitude of suckitude this offseason is not as high as last season is that he doesn’t have as much money to waste.

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 8, 2010 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I fail to see this as awful or good yet.

Try holding your judgment on this one until you see the contract. Adding depth to our team and someone to push Mitch isn’t “suckitude” unless you see every move made by this GM as “suckitude”.

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a bad player

Wheter he is cheap or expensive doesn’t matter.

He is an over-30, poor defense, poor bat outfielder who will earn more than a sub-30, good defense, who knows bat already in the organization.

All these crappy vets for what? Improving to 68 wins? What the hell is the point. It’s just a dumb, stupid, pointless move.

by kcbottom9th on Jan 8, 2010 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Assume he is bad with the bat

I don’t mind. He’s still better than Pods because of his glove.

by kcbottom9th on Jan 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

because defense and hitting peak at different points

Mitch has a defensive history that is more or less predictable. His bat still has a little room to grow, given his age/service time.

by ZeppelinDZ on Jan 8, 2010 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Typical rxn...

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by timlacy on Jan 8, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm slowly becoming convinced

that you’re really only here to troll. There can be no other explanation for your ability to post ridiculous drivel such as this.

Nobody in this community is quicker to DEFEND Moore when he does something right than Scott is. But the point you just don’t want to grasp — and at its root, it’s because you’re just like Moore and all your prior arguments here are more than adequate evidence — is that if the idea is to replace Maier when he’s coming off a season where he actually started putting it together at the plate, then Podz is not the guy to do it; if the idea is to merely push Maier, then why pay Podz a million when you can pay someone like Jordan Parraz $400K and see if HE’S a potential future useful part as part of the bargain? (It doesn’t have to be Parraz specifically, of course; if you really think he needs the PT in AAA, then pick someone else. Pick up a spare part off the scrap heap. Don’t pay someone who you already know, or should know, sucks.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 8, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

NYRoyal was on the DM bandwagon....

far longer than alot of people…until the point where he realized it was no longer still early, and the ‘good moves and bad moves are somewhat even’ ie. Meche and Soria. He by no means hates dayton just to hate him

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by billybeingbilly on Jan 8, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd, billybeingbilly.

You and I don’t agree on a lot, but I strongly defend your defense of NYRoyal. Nobody hates on GMDM just for the sake of hating on him – he gives us plenty of good reasons!

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Jan 8, 2010 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

(a) he just doesn’t think that GMDM has any intelligence

I think he has intelligence. I just don’t think he’s a good baseball GM.

(b) the stats tell us that he and his signings are awful.

Yes, they do. Stats are meaningful. What does your Ouija board tell you about Pods and how good of a GM Moore is?

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 9, 2010 6:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Moore isn't intelligent

He doesn’t sound it for one and he’s pathetic. I hated him towards the end of the year when all he could do is belittle the fan-base that questioned him. I remember him saying something along the lines of “common” people couldn’t grasp the reasons behind his moves.

Who cares about these moves really. He trade Nunez and Ram Ram for two expensive and awful/injury prone players. His ignorance is bliss though and his arrogance was disgusting.

However there is no point in talking about how bad he is .The guy shouldn’t be making 30k a year to be the disaster he is. But wasn’t he just given an extension to be the Royals GM? It’s just sad he was rewarded for being at most competent, at worst a total retart.

by GobbleforCyoung on Jan 10, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

All Day Long

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Betancourt was the move that crystallized Royal fans anger.

This move, I’m just kind of numb. It’s a horrible move but I just can’t muster much emotion. Apathy is setting in. And I find myself hoping that the Royals make bad moves and lose horribly to bring about regime change.

by nwroyal on Jan 8, 2010 10:10 AM EST reply actions  

The process continues

The Royals continue to stockpile players with 0-3 years service time

by nwroyal on Jan 8, 2010 10:16 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

/Feels Lukewarm

Same as every other deal this offseason

by Boots 58 on Jan 8, 2010 10:38 AM EST reply actions  

Silver lining

Pods vs. Zackkkk

.500/.541/.735 in 37 career PAs.

SMALL SAMPLE VICTORY!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jan 8, 2010 10:47 AM EST reply actions  

Maybe Pods was brought in as a mentor to ZG. He can teach him why he gives up a hit here and there.

Seriously though, were the White Sox one of the teams that had Hochevar’s tell sign?

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 11:06 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

combined with Fields past success against Soria in 9 ABs

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I particularly like the Sadam-in-a-Southpark-episode feature

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by loyal2sdad on Jan 8, 2010 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

well GMDM acts like a total dictator sociopath douchelord at times.

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by averagegatsby on Jan 8, 2010 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

the joke that keeps on giving

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by loyal2sdad on Jan 8, 2010 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yet another "new market inefficiency"

Sign all the crappy players who inexplicably hit well against you. Mark Redman – you’re in! Sorry Brayan.

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by SittinByTheFoulPole on Jan 8, 2010 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Pods

His stats from last year appear to be a significant jump from the three years before 09… still nice numbers. As long as its around 1 mil, we shouldn’t get to down on this, unlike the stupid Kendall deal. If its 2 or 3 mil, then it’s just more wasted money. But why not Maier in center???

by kcfan92 on Jan 8, 2010 11:16 AM EST reply actions  

PODS = STEROIDS!

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Pods sounds like Coco Crisp

minus the breakfast-cereal name and the “giving up Leo Nunez” part.

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by cmkeller on Jan 8, 2010 11:49 AM EST reply actions  

or the "Ability to play center field" or "power" (yup) parts

or the “baserunning” part

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's top of the line analysis

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by Joseph Landis on Jan 8, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

lol...

I’m still waiting for his analysis as well.

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s dogshit.

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by billybeingbilly on Jan 8, 2010 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks Billy

As I missed that above…. NY always talks about the meaning of words. The meaning of analysis to sports fans isn’t 2 words… it’s a breakdown of a situation or person..

I was simply asking for it. :)

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

If the two words accurately convey the analysis

further words are, as your high school English teacher would tell you, “fluff and padding”.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 8, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

would you really need a bunch of words to explain how Yuni is as a MLB SS?

He sucks would convey the idea perfectly and same everyone much time.

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by billybeingbilly on Jan 8, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

and really....

the ‘why dayton moore is dogshit as a GM’ arguments have been rehashed on this website a million times…and this move can just be added to the list

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by billybeingbilly on Jan 8, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Can This System

Be used on baseball players in general, or is it specific to Poddy?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

it works for both ends of the spectrum...

Pujols, Arod, Zack, Lincecum, etc = He’s awesome will suffice

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by billybeingbilly on Jan 8, 2010 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

trenchant and

pungent.

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by StonewallPDS on Jan 8, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Unrec

This is a typical over-reaction to deal that actually is a fine one all things considered. CF now projects to be a plus position between Pods/Anderson/Maier.

by timlacy on Jan 8, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You realize they can't all play CF at once, right?

Are teams now allowed to field 12 players?

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought a stats guy...

…like you understood averaging.

by timlacy on Jan 8, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Did MLB grant the Royals a roster-size exemption...

so they can carry 27 players? That’s great. That frees up two spots for Mitch and Brian. Every kid gets to play! Orange slices and RC Cola is ready for after the game, boys!

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Jan 8, 2010 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not a stats guy, but, okay

Maier: 28 year-old below average — decent stopgap 4/th OF. Poor offense, okay defense in center field. Obviously, Moore’s been scrambling to replace.
Podsednik 34 year-old bench scrub, slightly above replacement level, below average defense in in left field, but hey, he played center in years, so small sample size, amiright? He’ll be awesome. Can’t hit. Steals a lot of bases, but gives that production back by getting caught
Brian Anderson 28. As bad or worse than Pods, although he’s younger and cheaper (although Dayton is so awesome he didn’t bother with a minor-league deal for this guy).

So, at best, Maier gets the most PAs and the Royals live with below average production at center for a year. Of course, Dayton is gong out of his way to bring in Podsednik to replace him.

Don’t get me wrong, Pods is probably 0.5 WAR player (as opposed to Maier’s 1-1.5) over 150 games. Sure, he hasn’t played 150 games since 2004, but players get healthier with age, right?

I dunno, tim, I guess we should have learned our lesson about taking your defenses of Moore to heart after Jacobs worked out so well.

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

well, I mean

the theoretical foundations are too complex for me

Like philosophy and sports in general, statsistics is attractive to me because it is something I’m not good at. I’m like a kid and a hot stove (insert Dayton Moore joke here). The only thing that I’ve been attracted to that’s been good for me is my wife, thank goodness her taste is men is worse than Dayton Moore’s in shortstops.

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

A Properly Deployed

Platoon of Maier and Anderson possibly would have yielded a league average CF. Now these two will battle for 4th OF while Podman plays a near replacement level CF. This was not just pointless; he’s hurting, not helping.

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

curiously

Maier has a reverse split not just for his limited time in the majors, but also throughout his minors career

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Anderson Has The

Same in his MLB career. I figured that would straighten out in time given the proper opportunity. Shealy was the same way.

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, it should

but LHH have more idiosyncratic splits. With Maier, i’d dismiss it if it he didn’t have reverse splits for his league career, too. Shealy had normal splits in the minors, as did Anderson.

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, I'm Too

Lazy and/or ignorant to look that stuff up. I just notice stuff sometimes.

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by philofthenorth on Jan 9, 2010 5:07 AM EST up reply actions  

What are you smoking?

And what is it laced with?

CF now projects to be a plus position between Pods/Anderson/Maier.

Could you tell me how three well below average CFers average out into an above average one?

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 9, 2010 6:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm telling you

Bud Selig has made a special exception, allowing the Royals to play 11 guys in the field

I’m pretty sure that having 5 OFs = + defense

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 9, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Extra players on the field are the new market inefficiency

5 OFers + more flyball pitchers = Royals in the playoffs

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 9, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you know?

If you authoritatively make a statement about how things “project to be,” it’s the truth! No facts needed. Just gut, heart, and maybe some hustle.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Jan 9, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that KC will

…get rid of Guillen eventually. So this logjam may take care of itself that way—-since Pods has played a lot of left field. Even if that doesn’t occur, I feel that the team will either pair Pods with Maier or Anderson and hope that some development occurs with one of the younger players. – TL

by timlacy on Jan 9, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Any new on the deal's terms?

Pumping out post for FGs now…

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 11:59 AM EST reply actions  

On the bright side

Minda will get to watch MITCH play everyday in Omaha.

Pretty apparent that Pods will be given the CF job, and that Brian Anderson has the inside track for the 4th OF job.

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by loyal2sdad on Jan 8, 2010 12:09 PM EST reply actions  

Mitch in RF maybe?

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Not While Hoagy

Breathes and can stand upright.

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he is well-liked in

Omaha, I guess. But I told him long ago that I never wanted to see his face in Rosenblatt again, for his sake. Poor guy. Just another in a long line receiving the Huber treatment. Japan, ho!

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Jan 9, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Contract terms

At this point, I would be happier to hear that this is a one-year deal with no player or team option for a 2nd year, REGARDLESS of the amount of money we are wasting here, than to hear that the money is reasonable, but it’s for 2 or 3 years or something…

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by loyal2sdad on Jan 8, 2010 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

+1

If for no other reason than to just know that Dayton is aware that he is not required to sign a MLB free agent to at least a 2-year deal.

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Jan 8, 2010 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait

I thought Freel was all-caps MITCH cause he was more Mitchy than Mitch—a larger-than-life Mitch, if you will.

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by CentralChamps2009 on Jan 8, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

well

MITCH was always MITCH. I think Freel was MITCH Jr., as in not even as good a player as MITCH (which would, like you say, make him more Mitchy than Mitch).

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by SagehenMacGyver47 on Jan 8, 2010 1:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Freel was MITCH, Sr.

for looking old enough to be MITCH’s dad

Anderson was MITCH, Jr., for sucking

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 1:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What is Brian Anderson?

Just BRIAN?

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Jan 8, 2010 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Boy, it lacks something, doesn't it?

Hey, can I change my screen name to "CentralChamps20??"?

by CentralChamps2009 on Jan 8, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

howsabout

Milquetoast?

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by kabrink on Jan 8, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This Is BRIAN

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh brother.

Nobody knows what Maier will really do at the ML level.

by timlacy on Jan 8, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, it's just all probabilities

don’t even get me started on theoretical physics

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Stick MITCH, Pods, and Brian in the Large Hadron Collider

and see what happens.

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Jan 8, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

it will be much harder

to measure their molecular weight after that.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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by kabrink on Jan 8, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

nobody really knows what anyone will do at the MLB level...

so, why the hell are we paying zack $8 million this year…we could go buy uncertainty for 400k

Fire Everyone

by billybeingbilly on Jan 8, 2010 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldn't figure out what was really the big problem here ...

… 1 year, $1 million. It’s a small contract, and you do have to put nine players on the field. It’s also not as if some great prospect is being blocked this time. The team isn’t any kind of a contender in 2010.

But then I reread the title of the post and it dawned on me – “for no apparent reason”. And that’s it. What’s the reason?

This is exactly the type of situation where you can pick up some guy who is likely to have value at the trade deadline and who hasn’t landed with another team. Someone who wants playing time, but there isn’t anything available with any of the contenders. But for sure when some team has an injury or needs to add a part to their roster, you have a chance to trade the guy for somebody who might be useful down the road.

You know, the type of thing that actually does play in GMDM’s strengths.

And that’s the problem for me. It’s pointless. It’s just filling a spot where there was an opportunity to make a small move that might have some impact down the road.

+++++++

OK – I guess there’s one more thing that bothers me. And that is why Podsednik instead of Maier. My best guess is that this is another case of looking for a guy who fits a role – speedy centerfielder and leadoff hitter. That apparently automatically makes him an upgrade over Maier.

And to link back to my comments above the separator. What if Dayton actually is plotting this as an opportunity to flip Pods before the trade deadline for a prospect? What if Dayton actually believes that Pods stands a decent chance of having some significant value to a contending team sometime next July?

by Steve Nelson on Jan 8, 2010 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

True

Teahen never really did get a fair chance in CF, and now that he’s locked up long-term, it’s the time to pounce!

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I cant really see

there being much of a market for pods but maybe for DeJesus. Then maybe pods could move over to left. Although I would prefer to trade both and fill those positions from the farm.

by wt on Jan 8, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Podsednik is a lot like DDJ

Steals more basses (and almost as unsuccessfully!), that’s for sure.

Well, he’s like DDJ. Without the bat. Or glove. and 4 years older.

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I love this

b/c we started joking about it months ago

and it finally came true

by Freneau on Jan 8, 2010 1:05 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Quick, let's make jokes

About how Dayton Moore would trade Willie Bloomquist for Jason Heyward!

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by RoyalsRetro on Jan 8, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Reading GMDM's Mind

Is just not that difficult.

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus, not dealing for him now increases the chances that Cincy

will trade him to the Braves or Mariners first. So he’s properly indoctrinated into the Church of Major League Baseball.

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Jan 8, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the only way

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 8, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Moorean Prime

probably the funniest phrase I’ve read in quite a while. Perhaps someone can explain a Moorean Prime in mathematical terms?

by jwiscarson on Jan 8, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

"Remembers first run episdoes of Different Strokes"

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, that has been the most disturbing transition

well, since the Meche contract, anyway

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

if that makes sense

which it doesn’t

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Mom And Daughter

Are the total package.

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd tap that

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by Corco on Jan 8, 2010 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

close enough...

her peak was from like 17-19 so i’m assuming its somewhere in there

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by billybeingbilly on Jan 8, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm

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by billybeingbilly on Jan 8, 2010 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

tremendous

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Brilliant!

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Instant classic.

Royalsreview, can you pleasepleaseplease make the Moorean Prime into a post, and then put that post on the front page forever and ever (amen)? Brilliance like this should not be buried in a depressing discussion about another useless Royals pickup.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Jan 9, 2010 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

because we know

DM never duplicates the players available for a certain position

Conversation b/t Special baseball operations consultant Zapp Brannigan and GM Dayton Moore: "...but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors...we have a conundrum. Get me some paper, a rock, and some scissors."

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Jan 8, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I just got my day started

do we know for sure its a 1/1 deal?

by Freneau on Jan 8, 2010 1:11 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sure it is

Dayton's savvy enough not to offer another year or two for no reason.

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Jan 8, 2010 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

or is it; Let's play better baseball!

Slogan ’10

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 8, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone once told me that

when I stated that “I need a drink,” that THAT would be the Royals’ 2010 slogan. I’ve got the logo and advertising materials all designed and everything.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Jan 9, 2010 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

one more reason Alberto Callaspo should be untouchable

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 9, 2010 12:49 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There is no way this is for 1/1

Did you see the Kendall deal? And the Farnsworth deal? And the Gload deal? And the Bloomquist deal?

Besides, Pods was apparently negotiating one- and two-year deals with teams, and I remember him getting greedy early on. I’d be thrilled with one year, $2 mil.

by AJaha25 on Jan 8, 2010 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

“we’re going to focus on players who can get on base”
Signs Scott Podsednik
“we’re going to focus on 0-3 year players with more years of team control”
Signs Scott Podsednik
“we’re going to improve the defense”
Signs Scott Podsednik

more evidence that GMDM has a case of the “very sexy” learning disability, “sexlexia”

Conversation b/t Special baseball operations consultant Zapp Brannigan and GM Dayton Moore: "...but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors...we have a conundrum. Get me some paper, a rock, and some scissors."

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Jan 8, 2010 1:23 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The crux of the problem here

is that Dayton really believes the first and third statements are true with regard to Podsednik.

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Jan 8, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Continuing The Tradition

Of signing shit players with hot wives.


And now:
http://www.playerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/810377338_c603287c5b_o-photobucket.jpg

Is Kris Benson available?

Sorry; someone had to do it.

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 1:32 PM EST reply actions  

I Can't Even

Do gratuitous sex right.

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd hold out for Cole Hamels

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Jan 8, 2010 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

twss

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

BTW, who was the one in the center married to?

I recognize Mrs. Lima on top.

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by cmkeller on Jan 8, 2010 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Pods' wife

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

No it's not

The “Properties” on that page indicates to me her name is Schultz, but that’s not her married name, at least not while she was married to a Royal. Pod’s wife, from the link right under that image, was named Dergan.

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by cmkeller on Jan 8, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

D'oh

sorry, Julia Schultz is Mrs. Brett Tomko

Blonde Playboy bimbos…

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

didn't she do some sports casting?

Like and Erin Andrews type of gig before EA got rich?

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by 306008 on Jan 8, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

This is just a note to myself

so when reviewing Moore’s transactions in the future months and years, there is written confirmation that at the time, I thought that this was another pointless deal.

by Gopherballs on Jan 8, 2010 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

I feel like this is pointless

But better than pretty much any other move Moore has made this offseason. Sad, but I’m not going to be upset with this one.

Pecota, watch over us.

by castille on Jan 8, 2010 2:07 PM EST reply actions  

Don't count your chickens

The terms aren’t officially out there yet. When we find out the overpayment (not if), upset is inevitable.

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by CentralChamps2009 on Jan 8, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

It's almost impossible believe the incompetency being exhibited by this mangement team.

Dayton Moore is like the bastard child of Ed Wade and Omar Minaya. Increasingly, with every major league move, I am left wondering who the hell he has working for him. What sort of circle jerk must exist in order for him to believe Bloomquist, Guillen, Kendall, Gload, Jacobs, Betancourt, Getz, Fields, Anderson, Podsednik… were all good ideas?

As a fan, I’ve reached the point where I no longer am questioning whether I could run the team better than the current management. No, at this point I have absolutely no doubt I could do a better job, Bill Bavasi might be able to do a better job. Somehow, Dayton Moore has come to Kansas City and achieved what we never dreamed possible: he has made our team an even bigger joke than it was before.

The problem is, before the Royals were a joke – but they were a funny joke, there was some comedy in their haplessness. We had excuses to lean on, you could not point solely to the incompetence of the front office. Well, the joke isn’t funny anymore, and now it’s just a tear-jerking tale of arrogant under qualified people making an incredible amount of increasingly poor decisions. The moves are predictable, predictably awful, and even worse there is no logic behind them.

If you make informed gambles and lose, well, at least you tried. When you consistently go against common sense, statistical realities and obvious facts you are just a goddamn idiot. You can close the book on Dayton Moore if you hadn’t already. He was ill-prepared to be a major league general manager in the 21st century, and he’s shown no ability to learn from his mistakes. It’s one thing to make mistakes, it’s another to trudge onward,

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by slayor on Jan 8, 2010 2:21 PM EST reply actions  

blindly flinging yourself over the edge of the cliff of ultimate suck.

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by slayor on Jan 8, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL, *incompetence

i wrote this in such a furious rage i lost what little command of english i do have

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by slayor on Jan 8, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly how i feel, too

saying it’s pointless is one thing, but it’s more than that: spending $1M+ on a pointless player is deleterious

Conversation b/t Special baseball operations consultant Zapp Brannigan and GM Dayton Moore: "...but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors...we have a conundrum. Get me some paper, a rock, and some scissors."

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Jan 8, 2010 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

Unless I'm wrong...
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by Top Ramen on Jan 8, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Not quite what a contending team would do ...
if you were a contending team in need of a fourth or fifth outfielder. It’s not much money. Podsednik is not an awful player; he’s below-average, but on a good team as a fill-in he makes some sense at that price.

A true contender might sign someone such as Podsednik to a minor league deal and stash him in AAA to be available in case of an emergecy. The backup OF on the 25-man roster would be someone who brings more value than Podesdnik.

A team such as the Royals is a team that keeps someone like Podsednik with the MLB club as a backup OF. But a team led by GMDM makes a signs a guy such as Podsednik to be a starter.

by Steve Nelson on Jan 8, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I am the last guy who would defend this signing for KC

but last year Scotty Pods did OPS 765 in 587 PA with a 1.7 WAR in the American League, according to Retro. Only the Yanks or Sox would be able to stash him at Triple-A. Your standard 89-win contending team (especially in the NL), fighting for a division title, would have him on the 25-man squad as a reserve outfielder, if only because he can sort of play center field.

Besides, he provides gritty veteran leadership.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Jan 9, 2010 6:10 AM EST up reply actions  

last year Scotty Pods did OPS 765 in 587 PA with a 1.7 WAR in the American League

Last year’s performance is an important data point. So are every other season of his career (especially the more recent seasons). Taking all into account, he projects to be about a 0.5 WAR player over a full season.

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 9, 2010 6:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep. Last year he was a little above replacement

and this year his performance is likely to decline to slightly above replacement level. A guy who is slightly above replacement level and is making $1 million can be useful as the 24th or 25th player on your squad, assuming you need someone who can sort of play center field and you don’t have any developing players there who could use some at-bats.

The problem is, while he might be a decent pickup for a .550 NL team with a $75 million payroll that needs gritty veteran leadership, he’s just another waste of money for the Royals.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Jan 9, 2010 8:10 AM EST up reply actions  

The biggest problem with this (these) moves is opportunity costs

There were many pretty good OFers on the FA market who would come cheap: Langerhans, Fiorentino, Gross, Church, etc. Instead, Moore acquire two pieces of shit: Anderson and Podsednik. Moore chose poor over pretty good. And there is risk in adding this kind of depth. Sidney Ponson would have made a decent 8th starter. Instead, he was the Royals 4th or 5th starter, thanks to poor roster and usage choices by Moore and Hillman. Now we have Podsednik. He’s a barely above replacement piece of crap who might be an ok 5th OFer for some team (but it is hard to concede that given that he doesn’t do anything well, including defense and base running, as well as hitting). But Hillman may well use him as an everyday OFer, and then Moore may pick up his option, giving us this nearly worthless player for yet another season.

Moore and Hillman have a knack for turning mildly negative signings into much larger mistakes.

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 9, 2010 8:27 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Completely agreed.

That was my original point: that signing Pods was a bad move for the Royals, who need developing players, not over-the-hill players. It’s a waste of a million bucks, which you could use to sign five Latin American prospects or add to a couple of signing bonuses for draftees or hire five competent scouts or pick up two OK relievers or cut beer prices back to $7 to keep the long-suffering fans happy.

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by Juancho on Jan 9, 2010 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t really mind the Royals spending $1M on an OFer to help shore up the team. Even if you aren’t spending big money on the FA market because you are rebuilding, you still need to fill a hole cheaply here and there. My problem is that there were similarly inexpensive OFers who are clearly better than both Anderson and Podsednik. Bringing in a guy like Langerhans, Church, Fiorentino, etc. would have provided a clear upgrade over Maier, while maintaining a modest MLB budget.

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 9, 2010 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

You know better than that

DM is bringing in Kendall and Podsednik for “name brand” value. I think he does truly think they’ll play well like they perhaps did 5 years ago – for some reason. However, I think he also highly values the name brand players because he can get it into the newspaper and hope to fire up the casual fan and get them out to the stadium or buy a t-shirt. DM/Glass is like a cheap Dan Snyder.

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by kabrink on Jan 9, 2010 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess Kendall had a "brand name" years ago

But Podsednik? He has no name value. He’s never had a reputation for being a good player. I don’t think Moore thinks there’s PR value to the fans from bringing in Podsednik.

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 9, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

OK

then it’s even worse than I thought.

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by kabrink on Jan 10, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

And that is my point about contending teams not having Podsednik on the active roster
There were many pretty good OFers on the FA market who would come cheap: Langerhans, Fiorentino, Gross, Church, etc.

Those are the types of guys that contenders keep around as reserve outfielders. Teams that are not contenders – and that have capable management – might find a reserve role at minimum salary or close thereto for guys such as Podsednik.

There is something that the Royals have to offer guys – playing time. There are always a group of players who don’t want playing time, to set themselves up for their next contract or so that they can get traded to a contender. Those are the players that a team such as the Royals should be acquiring instead of a Podsednik.

by Steve Nelson on Jan 9, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I could take signing a good player though

Over the years as a Royals fan I have come to enjoy very different things from fans of other teams. For example, while they enjoy competition, I enjoy self deprecating humor. While they enjoy fawning over their star players’ numbers, I enjoy the eye-popping horribleness of our players. I have Stockholm syndrome. If we were ever to be good I’d be like an abused prisoner (picture the Gimp from Pulp Fiction) who suddenly has freedom. They’d be taking my leather helmet off. The light would be so blinding! Where’s my abuse?! I couldn’t handle it!

*You think I'm good* "You know, that Farnsworth is pretty good." *You will give me 9 million dollars* "So, Farnsy, how does $9 million sound?"

by jackie ballgame on Jan 8, 2010 2:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Don't underestimate the joy

of Stockholm Syndrome.

But is it truly “Stockhom Syndrome” if you know it’s Stockhom Syndrome?

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by StonewallPDS on Jan 8, 2010 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Royals' new team slogan:

Support Your Local Post-Ironic Meta-Comedic Performing Arts Troupe! Parody of baseball has never been funnier!

Conversation b/t Special baseball operations consultant Zapp Brannigan and GM Dayton Moore: "...but paper covers rock and rock crushes scissors...we have a conundrum. Get me some paper, a rock, and some scissors."

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Jan 8, 2010 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it's a tragicomedy

Because when I’m not laughing, I’m crying.

by Soria's Unibrow on Jan 8, 2010 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

This whole thing brought back to mind those absurd comment threads at FanGraphs a year ago ...

… when Dave Cameron ripped the Jacobs trade and ranked the Royals front office #27 out of 30.

Is it possible that there is actually a rising tidal wave of absurdism? At what point does it cease to be an performance parody and start to become reality?

by Steve Nelson on Jan 8, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yu-Betcha!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

a new post is up btw

as long as we bring in an apprpriate number of new cheesecake pics, i think we’re good

by Freneau on Jan 8, 2010 4:33 PM EST reply actions  

Move is being ripped on the royals facebook page.

Usually, it’s casual fans there, so I’m a little surprised.

by Dadunca on Jan 8, 2010 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

it takes real talent

to take a situation that should be hopeful — high draft picks, big draft budgets, and turn it into this sort of feeling

I’m just glad that every good draft always works out, otherwise I’d be really worried about the future.

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by Matt Klaassen on Jan 8, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe BPJ Will

Be his personal catcher.

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by philofthenorth on Jan 8, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been 25 years since the playoffs.

25 years. Really.

If you haven’t given up during all that time, why bother giving up now??

by Black and Gold on Jan 9, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

We all have our breaking points

And I should note that it’s only been 16 years since the team was actually good.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 9, 2010 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

THIS.

I laughed. I cried. This is why I need you guys. Thank you all, for being you.

WTF, self?

by minda33 on Jan 9, 2010 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

We stood before it and began to freeze inside from the exertion. We questioned the signing, berated it, made love to it, prayed to it: We called it mother, called it whore and slut, called it our beloved, called it Podsednik…

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

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