What will $11 Get You at Taco Bell?
Throughout the past season, and maybe longer, there has been several in depth discussions about spending $11 at Taco Bell (to the tune of at least 54 comments). I took it upon myself to find how far $11 will go at Taco Bell.
Step 1. I went to the local Taco Bell in Mulvane, KS and got the prices.
Step 2. I went to the Taco Bell website and downloaded their nutrition information.
Step 3. Calculated the Calories/Dollar value for each item. Here is a chart of the leading and lagging items (food items only, no drinks for this chart):
| Item | Cost | Calories | Calories/Dollar | Total Fat | Sodium |
| Beefy 5-Layer Burrito | 0.99 | 560 | 566 | 22 | 1470 |
| Volcano Burrito | 1.99 | 790 | 397 | 41 | 1770 |
| Bean Burrito | 0.99 | 370 | 374 | 10 | 1150 |
| Cheesy Double Beef Burrito | 1.29 | 470 | 364 | 20 | 1460 |
| Fresco Bean Burrito | 0.99 | 350 | 354 | 8 | 1170 |
| Caramel Apple Empanada | 0.89 | 310 | 348 | 15 | 310 |
| Gordita Nacho Cheese - Chicken | 2.69 | 270 | 100 | 10 | 760 |
| Gordita Supreme® - Chicken | 2.69 | 270 | 100 | 10 | 630 |
| Gordita Supreme® - Steak | 2.69 | 270 | 100 | 11 | 550 |
| Gordita Nacho Cheese - Steak | 2.69 | 260 | 97 | 11 | 690 |
| Fresco Ranchero Chicken Soft Taco | 1.99 | 170 | 85 | 4 | 680 |
| Fresco Grilled Steak Soft Taco | 1.99 | 160 | 80 | 4.5 | 550 |
The Beefy 5-Layer Burrito is the king of calories per dollar spent at Taco Bell. I love how the Fresco Bean Burrito, a part of the Drive Thru Diet, is one of the worst items per dollar.
Step 4. I had to figure out how much money the state will take in this endevor. The tax rate in Sedgwick County Kansas is 7.9% or on $11, $0.80. I was left with only 10.20 to work with.
Step 5. Setting the rules. I decided to look at 6 different meals:
- Highest possible calories, no drink or duplicates
- Highest possible calories, a drink, no duplicates
- Highest possible calorieswith duplicates
- Lowest possible calories, no drink or duplicates
- Lowest possible calories, a drink,no duplicates
- Lowest possible calories with duplicates
I figured these options would give me a nice range of values for people to make their choices from.
Step 6. Setting the nutritional standard. Here are the FDA's recomended daily intake of the nutrional values I collected.
| Calories | 2000 |
| Total Fat | 65 g |
| Sodium | 2300 mg |
Results:
| Meal | Cost (with Tax) |
Calories | Grams of Fat | mg of Sodium | Meal |
| Highest, no drink or duplicates | $10.42 | 3065 | 158 | 9110 | Beefy 5-Layer Burrito,Volcano Burrito, Bean Burrito, Cheesy Double Beef, Burrito, Fresco Bean Burrito, Caramel Apple Empanada, Nachos, Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito |
| Highest, a drink, no duplicates | $10.82 | 3027 | 137 | 8025 | Beefy 5-Layer Burrito, Volcano Burrito, Bean Burrito, Cheesy Double Beef Burrito, Fresco Bean Burrito, Caramel Apple Empanada, Nachos and a Mountain Dew (40 oz) |
| Highest with duplicates | $10.70 | 5600 | 220 | 14700 | 10 Beefy 5-Layer Burritos |
| Lowest, no drink or duplicates | $10.16 | 860 | 31 | 2470 | Gordita Supreme® - Steak, Gordita Nacho Cheese - Steak, Fresco Ranchero Chicken Soft Taco, Fresco Grilled Steak and Soft Taco |
| Lowest, a drink, no duplicates | $10.85 | 820 | 20 | 2025 | Strawberry Frutista Freeze® 16 oz, Gordita Nacho Cheese - Steak, Diet Pepsi 16 oz, Fresco Ranchero Chicken Soft Taco and Fresco Grilled Steak Soft Taco |
| Lowest with Duplicates | $10.25 | 0 | 0 | 625 | 5 Diet Pepsis 40 oz |
I expected the calories for the top meals to actually be worse, but damn look at the fat.
Holy cow, 158 gram of fat in the highest calorie meal(no drink or duplicates). That is the equivalent of 14 tablespoons of butter, or almost 2 whole sticks. That meal has most the same of amount of sodium as two tablespoons of salt. Talk about bloated.
Alright Royals Review, now we know what $11 at Taco Bell will bring you and knowing is half the battle. The other half is being drunk or stoned enough to actually try to eat that much Taco Bell.
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Excellent point, how do you accurately calculate the WAR of a Grilled Stuft Burrito?
Wondering where we will get our grit in 2011.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Nov 13, 2010 4:15 PM EST reply actions
I can finally contribute something substantial to RR
Two words:
Knapsack Problem.
Look it up. Dynamic programming will make sure you really got the right answers for your cases.
Little known algorithm-oriented fact: Will is actually a huge fan of Dijkstra’s algorithm.
by wentToARoyalsGameBeforeRR on Nov 13, 2010 4:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to use the Dijkstra algorithm here
to find the quickest way to get you to a heart attack
batter nine you sucky
This is the type of hardcore analysis that I frequent this site for
Thats like saying: "Sure you didn’t get a hummer from Jessica Alba, but at least you got anally raped from Shaquille O’neil" --- Craig in Calgary
by averagegatsby on Nov 13, 2010 5:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to hear from that K-State professor who did the Twinkie diet thing.
Proud member of the Toledo Computer Club since 2010.
by KeepItCopacetic on Nov 13, 2010 6:16 PM EST reply actions
Taco Bell In
Soldotna is more expensive than the one in Mulvane. Calories, though, are pretty much the same. I’ll occasionally order six Taco Supremes for 1.69 each, which comes to $10.75 (w/tax), but that’s Alaska money.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
They aren't that bad (Taco Bell Standards) at 200 calories a pop.
We actually get our Taco Supremes in the Real United States for $1.29
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by Jeff Zimmerman on Nov 13, 2010 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
But aren't you also able to buy Moose Tacos in Alaska?
batter nine you sucky
by marbotty on Nov 14, 2010 3:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When It Comes
To wild game, we roll our own. You can buy caribou sausage, but I’ve never seen moose for sale over the counter. It’s illegal to sell sport taken meat.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Nov 14, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
Studies like this are the reason why RoyalsReview is better than FanGraphs.
by Jay on Nov 13, 2010 7:21 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
You live in Mulvane?
Weird. I totally lived there in 1990 and 1991. Does it still suck?
Hating life as a Royals fan 365 days a year at Royalscentricity
by Old Man Duggan on Nov 13, 2010 11:36 PM EST reply actions
I officially live in Mulvane, but I live in the country in the middle of Haysville, Derby and Mulvane.
The only thing that sucks in the area, in my opinion, is that there is no good food. i can’t believe there isn’t a place that makes even decent comfort food.
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by Jeff Zimmerman on Nov 13, 2010 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
How long have you lived there?
And what do you do down there?
This mostly seems weird to me because I haven’t lived there (or anywhere near there) in so long that seeing its name at all frankly weirds me out.
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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 14, 2010 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
We haven't lived there too long, but it is just like the town I grew up in.
There is no night life, but with a wife and 2 kids under 4, there is not much desire for parting. That is the only thing I see missing from most places. Also it is not like Wichita is 20 minutes away.
I have lived in huge cites (>1,000,000) to dots on the prairie (less than 500 people). I really think each place is what you make of it. I knew people that hated living Honolulu, San Diego and Orlando.
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by Jeff Zimmerman on Nov 14, 2010 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Holy crap.
You actually went and did it.
I’m…at a loss. But kind of craving a crappy burrito.
WTF, self?
There's an awful chain up in Nebraska
called Taco John’s. Just awful. Worse than a can of bean dip and a bag of Doritos.
You’ve also got Runza up there.
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
I had Taco Johns once in Topeka...
And yes it was disgusting
Thats like saying: "Sure you didn’t get a hummer from Jessica Alba, but at least you got anally raped from Shaquille O’neil" --- Craig in Calgary
by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2010 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
I Don't See
John’s anywhere on this list.
Taco Casa 5656 SW 29th St 272-2174
Taco Casa 1423 SW 6th Ave 357-7521
Taco Casa Intl 1607 SW 37th St 267-2548
Taco Grande 514 SW 10th Ave 232-8787
Taco Tico Inc 4005 SW 29th St 272-7880
Taco Tico Inc 2511 SE California Ave 267-2730
Taco Tico Inc 105 SE 10th Ave 357-4367
Taco Tico Inc 1801 SW Wanamaker Rd 271-6928
Taco Tico Inc 2102 NW Topeka Blvd 354-8639
Taco Tico Inc 5222 SW 17th St 273-0601
Taco Tico Inc 3200 SW Topeka Blvd 267-7237
Taco Villa 5300 SW 21st St # A 272-8030
It seems Taco Tico has taken over. I used to get their tostadas for 29 cents. There was a Taco Grande on 21st between Gage and Fairlawn that I ate at a lot, but I don’t see it on this list. I liked Taco Tico and Taco Grande a lot more than Taco Bell. Unfortunately, it’s the only game in town up here.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Nov 14, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
I know there's a Taco John's in Topeka's right off 470
same exit that has Dick’s and Coyote Canyon.
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball...Rock Chalk Talk
It may not be there anymore.
Thats like saying: "Sure you didn’t get a hummer from Jessica Alba, but at least you got anally raped from Shaquille O’neil" --- Craig in Calgary
by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2010 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
They recently remodeled the Taco John's in Odessa, MO.
Wondering where we will get our grit in 2011.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Nov 15, 2010 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
Lawrence has at least two.
Proud member of the Toledo Computer Club since 2010.
by KeepItCopacetic on Nov 14, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
There was one near 9th and Mississippi
that I ate at several times because I lived about half a block away. Normally after smoking some weed and finding nothing but Top Ramen and generic macaroni and cheese in the kitchen.
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
It's at
9th and Maine. My sister lives a block and a half away. It makes me visit more.
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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 14, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
6th and Maine actually. The other one is on 23rd
www.rockchalktalk.com for pretty good KU baseball coverage
by James Quinn on Nov 15, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Burrito King of Larryville
The Mexican “restaurant” on 9th and Miss is called “Burrito King,” They specialize in enormous tortilla wrapped grease things for about $5 a pop.
I expect they receive most of their business between the hours of “I’m hungry! Are you sober enough to drive.” and “Last call! Everyone finish your beers and go home!”
I’ve eaten there about ten times. When I do things like that I always worry I will run into one of my students. For some reason I don’t want them to know how small the gap is between how I live and how they live.
www.rockchalktalk.com for pretty good KU baseball coverage
by James Quinn on Nov 15, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
I think we all know way too much about crappy taco stands
Remember the Border Burrito? There was one in Lawrence and a couple in like Lenexa. We (the cross country team) used to go to the one on Quivira after practice and carbo-load while ordering Texas Draws (quarts of draft beer) because they didn’t card and some of us were like 15.
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
I've gotten drunk with a couple professors more than once.
Thats like saying: "Sure you didn’t get a hummer from Jessica Alba, but at least you got anally raped from Shaquille O’neil" --- Craig in Calgary
by averagegatsby on Nov 15, 2010 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Loomis and Cigler
from the Poli Sci department used to be up for hanging out at the Crossing at Twelfth and Oread. Loomis, at least, is still around. Those guys were pretty cool, and real experts on what made politics actually work (they wrote a text called “Interest Group Politics”), and shooting the political shit with them was well worth the price of admission.
Loomis is the media’s go-to guy on Kansas politics. Whenever something happens in Kansas they call him up and quote him.
I never saw them really messed up, but jolly and voluble, yes.
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
Shut the front door.
I LOVE Taco Johns. The radio station that Porcus and I worked at in high school was right across from the local Taco John’s. Ate there all the time.
WTF, self?
You go for those Potato Olés?
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
Potato Oles
are the shit. Not shit. The shit. I actually miss the fuck out of Taco John’s. The meat and potato burritos are awesome.
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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 14, 2010 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
You mean Tater Tots and Lawry's?
Yes, they are awesome, and I will get some every once in a while, but I always regret ordering the other food very quickly.
I Feel That
Way about Taco Bell. After I’m done eating, I always wonder why I did that. About any generic taco joint is better.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Nov 14, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I can eat only one item there
The super potato Ole’s. I only eat at the one in Colby, KS on my road trips to Denver.
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by Jeff Zimmerman on Nov 14, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
So Colby Really
Exists. The most bitter, wannabe college professor HS teacher I ever had, Wayne Wingo, was from there. He was a deposed football coach at Topeka West when I went there. He hated life. I took a college level European History course from him. It was a lecture every day, upon which we were supposed to take copious notes. I never even took a notebook to class. I often slept. My writing skills and general knowledge got me through with a B, and my 5 page essay on the Renaissance was a classic work of bullshit that got the highest grade in the class. I received 3 college credits for my trouble.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Nov 14, 2010 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
Taco John’s is awesome. A very rare sight in the KC metro, it was a staple growing up in St. Joe. There is one very close to Missouri Western if any of you go up to Chiefs’ Training Camp next season. Give the Potato Oles and Mexi Rolls a try. Also, the Taco Bravo was around long before Taco Bell decided to roll out the double-decker taco.
Taco John's
is terrible. It’s awful and disgusting. They don’t use peppers or even pepper sauce for flavor, they use chili powder and MSG. Why not find the real Mexican place in your town — every town has one, I know for a fact that there’s a really good Mexican-owned place in Lebanon, Tennessee, of all places — and eat there?
DOWN WITH TACO JOHN’S! VIVAN LAS TAQUERÍAS INDEPENDIENTES!
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
Don't get me wrong
I’m all about the “real” Mexican food joints. I could eat Mexican food every day and not get enough. I’ll go ahead and say it, I like bad Mexican food. All I’m sayin’ is for my “fast food quasi-Mexican” fix, I’ll take a Taco John’s over Taco Bell three out of five times.
A WHOLE LOTTA MEXICAN GOIN’ ON…AT TACO JOHNS!
If you're in KC, hit Southwest Boulevard
and drive about three blocks up from Margarita’s and Ponak’s, where you will find some spectacular Mexican stuff.
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
If you are ever in Pittsburg Kansas
You should curse yourself with Taco Station, its fucking awful, but you can get 3 Tacos for a dollar on Sunday
Thats like saying: "Sure you didn’t get a hummer from Jessica Alba, but at least you got anally raped from Shaquille O’neil" --- Craig in Calgary
by averagegatsby on Nov 15, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
and they eat you from the inside out if you do eat them.
Thats like saying: "Sure you didn’t get a hummer from Jessica Alba, but at least you got anally raped from Shaquille O’neil" --- Craig in Calgary
by averagegatsby on Nov 16, 2010 1:54 AM EST up reply actions
No Taco Bell in Spain
There are plenty of crappy American fast-food chains, and some crappy European fast-food chains (Quick Burger, anyone?). Probably there are 20 McDonald’s in Barcelona. Whenever there’s a left-wing riot they smash the windows of the one downtown.
They don’t do Mexican food at all, though, since no Mexicans live here, and they generally don’t like spicy hot food; Spanish cooking isn’t bland, but they don’t use much spice. More garlic and olive oil than anything else. Therefore, there is no market for Taco Bell.
They used to have a few Taco Bells in London but I heard they all closed down.
When in America my standard order is two seven-layer burritos, hold the sour cream. (Holding the sour cream eliminates most of the fat and about 100 of the calories. Besides, I don’t much like the stuff anyway.)
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
I desperately craved Taco Bell while in Germany...
Now I desperately crave a Doner
Thats like saying: "Sure you didn’t get a hummer from Jessica Alba, but at least you got anally raped from Shaquille O’neil" --- Craig in Calgary
by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2010 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, there are a lot of Lebanese-owned
shwarma and falafel stands in BCN. In Germany I think those places tend to be Turkish-owned.
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
Yep...
to my observation… The Turks are to Germany what the Mexicans are to America… Cheep labor and awesome food.
Thats like saying: "Sure you didn’t get a hummer from Jessica Alba, but at least you got anally raped from Shaquille O’neil" --- Craig in Calgary
by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2010 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Christ I want one so bad...
If a round trip to Berlin didn’t cost in excess of 1500 I’d have gone back by now. I wouldn’t even have to get a hotel. I know half a dozen people with apartments there
Thats like saying: "Sure you didn’t get a hummer from Jessica Alba, but at least you got anally raped from Shaquille O’neil" --- Craig in Calgary
by averagegatsby on Nov 14, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
One of my favorite things about Europe.
You never seem more than a couple of blocks away from a hot spicy kebab sandwich.
www.rockchalktalk.com for pretty good KU baseball coverage
by James Quinn on Nov 15, 2010 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
I think I just vomited with joy
Wait, wait…. no I just vomited
by ratherfantastic on Nov 14, 2010 10:08 AM EST reply actions
Check out this video (SFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3UrJjAac4
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
Actually...
This may be how you spend $11 at Taco Bell if you’ve been spending your life in your mother’s basement, but I think we all know that there are simpler methods for the old school crowd. By way of illustration, I offer this simple one-act play:
DM @ the TB
Scene: A Taco Bell counter, late at night. No customers are in sight. A clerk stands behind a cash register, gazing into the distance.
Enter DM.
Clerk: (Smiling) Welcome to Taco Bell, would you like to try a beefy 5-layer burrito?
DM: (Clearly in a hurry) No thanks, I’ll have the surf ’n turf.
Clerk: (confused) Excuse me?
DM: Surf ’n turf — Filet mignon, medium, lobster tail, some vegetables… whatever you got…
Clerk: Um, this is a Taco Bell. We just have, like, tacos and burritos, and you know… the menu’s right up there. (Pointing at menu on wall).
DM: Oh. Tacos, huh?
Clerk: And burritos, gorditas…
DM: OK, listen, I’ve got eleven bucks. Gimme a burrito… make it two burritos and… I don’t know how good your burritos are—I might want another… so I need an option on a third. Let’s call it two burritos and a mutual option for a third burrito. Here’s my eleven bucks. (Plunks cash down on counter).
Clerk: um…
Curtain.
by kcemigre on Nov 14, 2010 7:52 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
This is possibly the most historically accurate one-act play that I've ever read.
Wolf and Omar can be in the sequel for the love scene with Frenchy.
Wondering where we will get our grit in 2011.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Nov 15, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
I had assumed
the answer to this question was “really sick and unhealthy.” So I was right, yes?
Feh.
by The Ol' Perfesser on Nov 14, 2010 8:26 PM EST reply actions
Heartburn And Diarrhea
Are also acceptable.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Nov 14, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Twice I have eaten Taco Bell across from the K prior to a game...
….and both times I spent at least 1 full inning in the bathroom because of it.
by OMGKendallWTFwasthat? on Nov 15, 2010 7:18 PM EST reply actions
royals notes please...
it would be nice if you would focus on the royals… this is by far the worst royals blog site and is not off my favorites list. take notes from kingsofkauffman.com and royalsauthority.com they bring real royals rumors and notes unlike taco bell shit on a royals blog. arrowheadpride.com is amazing i wish there was a site like this for the royals
2012... the year the Royals finish above .500
by Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe on Nov 17, 2010 2:06 AM EST reply actions
If RR's not off your favorites list, and you don't like the website
why don’t you simply remove it from your list and avoid reading it in the future?
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
Yea, we know that no one likes us compared to the other websites you listed
That is why we have to go after the Taco Bell niche

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Nov 17, 2010 8:43 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Facebook Has Landed
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Nov 17, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
Will and Jeff are secretly being paid off
by the Great Taco Bell Imperial Death Star, which, Illuminati-like, controls all the hidden machinations of human society, in order to insert Taco Bell references even into fansites of little-known perennially losing baseball teams.
CAN YOUOR PROVE ITS NOTY TRUE?‘’’??!!!12
"I'm not proud of a lot of things I've done. I'm not proud of biting the head off a bat, or having a poor education, or drinking too much and taking illegal drugs. But it could be worse. I could be that c**t Sting." --Ozzy Osbourne
The problem is that they are only paying us in Taco Bell products.
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by Jeff Zimmerman on Nov 17, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
It's The Frogger
Dilemna. OK, we’re going to sign him. Do we have to play him?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Nov 17, 2010 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
I am so late to this party but...
it is totally worth it.
Dr. Ausgiano schools me in the classroom and on the field of battle
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Nov 17, 2010 2:03 PM EST reply actions

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