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"What A Friend We Have In Frenchy" . . . or . . . "Please Make Mine A Double"

"There’s just something about Frenchy that causes people to overlook his obvious suckitude. It happened again on Thursday, after the Mets finally washed their hands of Frenchy and shipped him to Texas, when Bleacher Report ran a shortened opinion piece titled New York Mets Send The Wrong Message by Trading Jeff Francoeur....However, I think a better title for this piece of published diarrhea would be: The Dumbest Fucking Article I’ve Ever Read."

There are so many sublime aspects to (and nuances of) this particular blog entry (link below) that you just have to go witness the majesty for yourself.  What's more, the hyperlinks within the story itself reveal themselves to you like resplendent carrier pigeons that convey vital information about Jeff Francoeur, sent by you...yourself.


From the future.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Royals Review community. It does not necessarily reflect the views of the editors and writers of this site.

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