I just posted this over on Amazin Avenue, and I apologize for making anyone madder than they already are, but I hope that this is taken in the right way: as an expression of sympathy from one who has had to deal with Frenchy to many who will. But listening to the radio today I heard She's a Killer by Queen. This song clearly was written about Jeff Francoeur, as it applies to him in so many ways. Lines that apply:
"Well versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice"
"Dynamite with a laser beam."
"Ooh, recommended at the price"
"To avoid complications, She never kept the same address"
"Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)"
And then this verse, which applies in its entirety:
"Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussycat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
She's all out to get you"