Easy Goals for 2010 That the Royals May Nevertheless Not Achieve: Part 2

I tend to agree with RR’s take that somehow, someway, Hillman will manage to overplay Willie.

By my count, that makes two resounding “yeses” in this series so far.

What will the easy goal not reached # 3 be?

I can’t wait to read all about it!

If 2010 sees the injuries to two OF starters like 09 did with Crisp and Guillen, KC is in better shape with Brian Anderson, Josh Fields and Mitch Maier available. I see Bloomy’s days in the 2010 next to none.

Omaha has on its roster Shane Costa and Buck Coats who are two 4A types that could get an extended look. Not saying they are good but it’s not Willie

Finally, by midseason, I am optimistic that KC might have one of its own young minor leaguers to call up like Lough, Parraz, Dyson or T. Smith. I know Trey would rather go with the gritty veteran presence but doesn’t there come a time when the kids should get a shot if they are putting up the numbers?

Getz to short, Callaspo to 2nd and either a Bloomy or Yuni is DFA’ed once we bring up the 5th starter, otherwise Maier is a goner, which would be stupid……..

See ya around Mitch.

in this ‘relationship,’ you’re getting action in just about every position imaginable, but afterwards you just wish you just hadn’t wasted the time trying and that most times quality is more important than quantity…or flexibility.

John Buck is the best ball player I’ve ever seen. Why did we get rid of John Buck? That guy was the bread and butter that made this ship go. He was the best. I’ve seen some good catching arms in my day, but Buck threw out 100% of the would-be base stealers. Buck hit dingers, buck could throw, buck could win. Buck never once struck out in 4000 major league at bats. Buck quit the royals to join our boys over seas. He’s currently a general in the army of one. He single-handedly drove a tank into a taliban stronghold. John Buck is the reason I left my wife. If I could invite three people to dinner, none of them would be John Buck, because he’d steal all of the girls and throw out all of the base runners. John Buck had a career average of .394. The only person with a better average was Stan Musial, and he’s dead. Natural causes, you kidding me? Buck killed him, because Musial was trying to steal his virginity.

 I am going to sell Billy Butler to the circus and bring back Bob “The Hammer” Hamelin, Ken Harvey and Rusty Meachum.

With The Hammer you know what you’re going to get, a few DUIs.

With Harvey you know what you’re going to get: 64 home runs and sparkling defense.

With Meachum you know what you’re going to get: he’s going to throw you a piece of bazooka from the bullpen when you’re 6-years-old and make you a lifetime Royals fan, while turning in around 18 perfect games a season.

As general manager, I plan on breaking this news to the press eventually, I’m making this post with my bluetooth, eating a meatball grinder and going 100 mph down I-35 while masturbating to a picture of David Glass and listening to Boz Skaggs.

sincerely,
Paul Splitorff

p.s. This is really Mendy Lopez, and I’m ruining your life.