The Quick and Dirty on the 40....Off the Dome

by Discodave on Mar 11, 2010 1:46 AM EST

This is not mean to be informative, nor entertaining.....it's just the way I roll.

45 Noel Arguelles	L/L	Yay, another LHP that would be top 10 in most orgs
19 Brian Bannister	R/R	Ambiox Burgos….did he light the hired help on fire, or was that someone else?
** 35 Henry Barrera	R/R	I hope Henry is ready for the World Cup.
56 Roman Colon	R/R	Hmmm……he sucked with the tigers, has injury problems and has proven to suck.
43 Aaron Crow	R/R	Please help?
37 Juan Cruz	R/R	Please?
34 Kyle Davies	R/R	Please? Quit walking batters fucko!
40 Kyle Farnsworth	R/R	Perfectly, slightly below. Mediocarally average
23 Zack Greinke	R/R	Z….KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
80 Gaby Hernandez	R/R	Gaby, huh?
44 Luke Hochevar	R/R	Dammit bro, either do it or don't
31 Dusty Hughes	L/L	One of us don't belong, one of us is not like the others….
54 Anthony Lerew	L/R	39 or 40?
47 Victor Marte	R/R	I thought your name was Damaso….
55 Gil Meche	R/R	Toughen up bitch and get 20 CG
49 Edgar Osuna	L/L	Keeper in the keeper league
53 Carlos Rosa	R/R	The next Nunez/Ramirez?
48 Joakim Soria	R/R	Mexicute with style.
51 Robinson Tejeda	R/R	Too many BBs for realistic starting role
38 Blake Wood	R/R	I get wood too.
18 Jason Kendall	R/R	F'n Chrizist…..PB better be less than 3 on the year
27 Brayan Pena	S/R	Play 50 games, hit .300/.350./.400 we be good
28 Manuel Pina	R/R	I think of Dgut like……Manuel Pina
30 Mike Aviles	R/R	Quit lying to us, punk!
3 Yuniesky Betancourt	R/R	.333/.444./.555…nuff said
15 Jeff Bianchi	R/R	Latest injury blows….
8 Willie Bloomquist	R/R	Grit = 700abs
16 Billy Butler	R/R	Let me have a second.....oh yes....that's good.
13 Alberto Callaspo	S/R	Yeah, his bat doesn't play……
11 Josh Fields	R/R	Can I ask please again for just a little help?
17 Chris Getz	L/R	Beltran SB% = +value
4 Alex Gordon	L/R	Dammit bro, either do it or don't
25 Kila Ka'aihue	L/R	AAA…no chance man…sux, donut?
32 Brian Anderson	R/R	Were'nt you on the team last year
24 Rick Ankiel	L/L	.263/.335/.480=Happy me
9 David DeJesus	L/L	Quit smirking, punk!
1 Jarrod Dyson	L/R	Ummm, CF?
6 Jose Guillen	R/R	The first statue ever erected on the field of play
12 Mitch Maier	L/R	Being slightly better than suck don't make good
21 Jordan Parraz	R/R	Please....CF?
22 Scott Podsednik	L/L	S Poddy Fool!

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is juan cruz still alive

by Freneau on Mar 11, 2010 1:50 AM EST reply actions

Did he ever really exist?

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 11, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions

It doesn't get more classic than this

The first statue ever erected on the field of play

by chiefstatnut on Mar 11, 2010 11:23 AM EST reply actions

Actually, The Yankees

Had the monuments. But they had better lateral movement.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 11, 2010 2:24 PM EST up reply actions

This is hilarious

34 Kyle Davies R/R Please? Quit walking batters fucko!
40 Kyle Farnsworth R/R Perfectly, slightly below. Mediocarally average

Those in particularly made me LOL.

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by Justin Bopp on Mar 11, 2010 11:32 AM EST reply actions

No that was Urbina

Ambiox Burgos….did he light the hired help on fire, or was that someone else?

No…that was Ugueth Urbina. He was sentenced to 14 years for attempted murder in 2007: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/17831424/

Burgos, who was also convicted of beating his girlfriend, still stands accused of running over two women and killing them with his Hummer, and then fleeing the scene. At least to the best I can tell, can’t look up court records in the Dominican.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/03/12/2009-03-12_exmets_pitcher_ambiorix_burgos_guilty_of.html

by Tito42 on Mar 11, 2010 11:57 AM EST reply actions