And not to blow smoke, but I didn’t have a ball leave the infield in the first 8 innings, rarely threw more than 3 pitchers to a hitter, about the only way you could have a more dominating performance would be if Xaq pitched against an American Legion team. And then the 2nd pitch of the 9th inning (the first being a curve ball about 3 feet outside) Mark Teahen roped a ball into the gap, then the next two batters went back to being semi-retarded.

Of course had I thrown a perfect game it wouldn’t have won me the million because a) I wasn’t recording it, and b) I have the hitting sliders adjusted a little because I can’t hit anything, but the pitching settings are left alone.

the runner got caught stealing or picked off or something, then Shore retired the next 26, so that only 27 batters came to the plate. Either way, impressive.

You’ve had a perfect game and a near-perfect game? Put the sliders back in place and start recording. It’s time to win that million dollars!

As an aside, I assume that since you were facing Mark Teahen that these really are 2010 rosters? Who makes the team for the Royals and what positions do they play?

And if I can’t score a run and have to go into extras, not only that I only allowed one run, but it was on like 10 hits, and I only was able to roll a weak grounder down the third baseline… Anybody other than Scotty Pods would have been thrown out.