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Completely Open Friday Fun Thread In Which I Will Also Answer Your Questions Should You Have Them

I'm trying to be productive these days, which means I'll be in the office and on the computer more. So between RR and March Madness, lets just have my life be even more of an epic failure.

What do you want to talk about? Anyone can ask or answer any question, btw. So lets all get our uninformed on.

Oh, also, my wife was not happy about you guys bagging on Cleveland, back in this thread.

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how do you end up naming your kid j'covan?

so your starting point is “covan” which also isn’t a name, but sorta sounds like it could be irish, but you don’t want that, so you throw the j’ in front of it?

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Cleveland, at least it's not Detroit

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by Jeff Zimmerman (TucsonRoyal) on Mar 19, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Any name is instantly made ten times more awesome

by adding “La”, “Ja”, or “De” to the front of it.

I thought everyone knew that.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

as a mcdonald

I feel like the scots are owed some royalties for this concept

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

only if it happens to the last name

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 19, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Any great baseball poetry?

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by Jeff Zimmerman (TucsonRoyal) on Mar 19, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

not a huge fan of most writing about sports that is considered fancy-shmancy

I like sports because they are unpredictable and fun, moreso than because its a metaphor for life or social ills or whatever

which is also why I hate sports moralizing about steroids, clutch/chokers, mid-majors, playing the game the right way, etc

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Casey

Not only did he strike out, but Will apparently hates him.

That seems like a more appropriate name.

by CentralChamps20?? on Mar 19, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's a Nelson Algren poem

about the Black Sox. Some of it is quoted in “Eight Men Out.”

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 19, 2010 6:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's also one by Robert Francis

called “The Base Stealer.” It’s frequently anthologized, which is why I remember it.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 20, 2010 6:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

So I'm going to watch my sister play soccer this weekend

Down at Louisiana Tech. She’s very talented, but her coach hates her because she’s not “gritty” and looks like she doesn’t care, even though she certainly does.

So even Division I women’s soccer coaches care about grit.

by NotAHippie on Mar 19, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

And my sister lead the team in scoring

Even though she played about half the minutes as everyone else.

by NotAHippie on Mar 19, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

its such a fine line

you don’t want to be labeled a hot head or a show boat, but you also can’t be too calm

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Teddy Roosevelt

greatest man or greatest President?

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

by Warden11 on Mar 19, 2010 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Good thing I wasn't asking you?

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

by Warden11 on Mar 19, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Halfway

Title of the post says “I will also answer your questions should you have them”

Did you post this?

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

by Warden11 on Mar 19, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

So...

only Will’s allowed to say anything?

There’s also the words “open” and “fun” in the title, but I guess we can ignore those.

by NotAHippie on Mar 19, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all

You’re not a fan of either Roosevelt and I learned that because you answered in this thread.

What makes you dislike Teddy?

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

by Warden11 on Mar 19, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

staying away from politics

but FDR seems like a fairly weird dude personally… then again, he was basically part of that old-money, essentially Victorian approach to life: loveless marriages, devoted mistresses that you spend more time with and everyone knows about but never gets acknowledged, etc

and not tiger woods style mistresses (which really aren’t, but whatever) but like people you have deeply sentimentalized and long-lasting relationships with

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I probably don't dislike him all that much

But my thinking goes:

He was a progressive, and progressives were responsible for Prohibition, so Drew dislikes Teddy Roosevelt.

But actually, he wasn’t too bad. Nice moustache.

by NotAHippie on Mar 19, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

teddy roosevelt saw a bigfoot..................

He is the best President of all time. Done and done.

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 19, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

John Quincy Adams was badass?

I think he’d make my top 5 list for least…

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

the quincy

I imagine him as physically nerdy looking, and he was an expert on wines, wrote poems, etc

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.

As opposed to my friend saying, “Death had to take him sleeping, because in truth, he was a lazy sonofabitch.”

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe Andrew Jackson wasn't higher on that list

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone can answer anything

because obviously I am just a guy killing time, just like everyone else

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure who I would say the greatest president was

I remember my mom as being a pretty big TR fan, so I did always have some love for him. Definitely an interesting guy with that mix of a totally patrican background, but somehow using that to reinvent yourself as a total badass man’s man type

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Got to be honest I'm a big fan of Teddy

I have never met anyone, including a friend who did his college thesis on him, who can find anything that he did really wrong. He improved the country in basically everyway, reached out to the world without being overbearing, helped begin the wildlife conservation movement and even said that he refused to start a war as president because he wouldn’t be able to fight and it was wrong of people to start wars that they wouldn’t fight in.

I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT

by RoyalPug on Mar 19, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

to an extent I associate him with the Spanish American War

even though he was just a participant

but hey, spain had it coming

TR also helped the career of Edwin Arlington Robinson, so props on that

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like TR

I’ve been meaning to read Theodore Rex for some time.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

He said some pretty damn racist things against black people

Which was common for his time but still unacceptable

(I’d give you the citation but I lent my book out to someone this semester).

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 20, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the same time

he also invited Booker T. Washington to the White House to meet, which was fairly scandalous at the time.

Murphy was an optimist.

by The Ol' Perfesser on Mar 21, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

fate

i’m not really scottish or anything…just ended up with a vaguely scottish name, although I think the true version would the Mac one

its weird the names we end up with… it reminds me of when my wife has talked with people about changing her name after marriage, which you’ll sometimes hear criticism of. at one point, she said that her maiden name wasn’t even “her” name anyway, just her dad’s dad’s dad’s

anyway, I’m fascinated by names

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Posnanski"

almost surely means that Joe’s family originally came from Poznan (Posen). “King,” however, probably does not mean that Peter’s family used to be royal; it’s likely to be a corruption of the German “Koenig.”

H.L. Mencken’s “The American Language” has enormous amounts of information on this subject.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 19, 2010 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've got a Royals question here. Is that allowed on the open threads?

Its about Brian Anderson. Whats up with him? I know he’s got a rep for being a great fielder. Do the defensive metrics back that up? When he first came up I remember thinking “If the Royals could just get a guy like that……” I also thought that about Joey Gathright. Then they both happened and I realized I was an idiot.

Anyway, can Anderson help this team? Wouldn’t he be a MUCH better backup outfielder than Bloomquist? God love Bloomers (although I hate him), but he’s not much of an outfielder.

Also, while we’re talking about Brian Andersons, whats up with the pitcher? Another former Big Matt favorite who, when looking back, was actually terrible.

by big matt on Mar 19, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yes and yes

its crazy how he’s become the forgotten man

I don’t see BA as much different than Mitch, but he may be a better fielder and may also have more upside as a hitter (not likely that either guy has much, but its possible)

although I was too reflexively negative to really be too happy when it happened, someone like BA is a perfectly acceptable stopgap/backup option for the royals… his contract wasn’t much I think, and may even be a split one…

and then they went out and got podsednik

and then ankiel

I still don’t get it

Scotty Pods just does not make any sense, in any way, period. completely pointless move to everyone but Scotty Pods and the people he gives money to

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

It seems like Pods is the signing crazy Dayton homers like Lefebvre love the most

I was pissed about that signing for 2 reasons:

1) The common one, that we had cheaper, younger, possibly better players who are now blocked. At some point you lose the right to complain about baseball economics when you continually make moves like this.

2) It scares the hell out of me to think about what kind of brain a GM in Dayton’s position would have to have to want Pods. No matter how much amateur talent he stockpiles, that brain scares me. Its a looming presence in my life, because I know that at any point it could do something that adversely affects my enjoyment of my baseball team.

by big matt on Mar 19, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

bingo

although you could be more cynical and look at it the other way, Dayton knew it would be appealing to a lot of fans and something good to talk about for the next four months

i mean, he started bragging about how awesome the signing was going to be before it was even completed

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Speed type outfielder"

I’m actually a little surprised he wasn’t handed the center field job just based on his speed. But then, I was also surprised we had to promise Rick Ankiel the starting job to lure him here, so what do I know.

Pods and Bloomquist will log major ABs in the outfield while Mitch Maier and Brian Anderson rot. Tough pill to swallow.

by big matt on Mar 19, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

although the good news is pods and ankiel are injury prone

but making bloomquist the backup OF is just one final bit of insanity, if it happens

he has some value as an emergency guy who can play SS/2B, but he’s giving you nothing in the OF

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've got an idea!

Trade that no good worthless smilin’ bastard DeJesus, and continue to sign guys like Pods, Ankiel, Kendall, etc…

Hooray for parades!

Don't Stop Believing!

by KC Chris on Mar 19, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I Just Assumed

We would have a Maier/Anderson platoon in CF. Since we need a 4th OF and either can play all the OF positions without falling down, this made sense. Then came Poddy. I could have seen the Ankiel acquisition as a replacement for Hoagy in RF, but CF makes no sense, and Poddy is entirely redundant and just all around useless. Naturally, he must start. Then there’s Callaspo…………

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 19, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

my 2 cents on Brian Anderson

I was thrilled when BA signed with the Royals. I thought this may really be his chance to prove something after his rocky times in the big city of Chicago. The Pods and Ankiel signings blew me away. Sure, Pods can get on base, but then he gets picked-off. Ankiel as your everyday CF doesn’t make sense to me. Should I blame Ankiel for putting the pitching bug in Brian’s ear? With some of the off season moves made by the team, it appeared defense was something they were looking to improve. Sitting Brian on the bench or sending him to AAA doesn’t improve the Royals in that area. Since the start of ST, Brian seems to have made some positive adjustments at the plate. He is striking out less. Brian will never hit 20 HR in a season, but his defense will win games. He has good speed and runs the bases well. I look everyday, hoping to see BA’s name in the starting line-up. I get frustrated when his name doesn’t appear. I don’t know anything about BA’s work habits. I’m just a fan who wants BA to get another solid chance to prove his worth.

by bigz38fan on Mar 19, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are right

One always hears stories, then you have to figure out which ones are true. BA was/is known to be a party boy. Something about one of Ozzie’s sons. Things just soured after that between Ozzie and BA. .

by bigz38fan on Mar 19, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitch Maier is better

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

by kcscoliny on Mar 19, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

admitadly a somewhat selfish question..

but I just can’t find this.
I’m looking for a stats database with pitcher stats on a game by game basis with the catcher listed.
Or just catcher stats, indepth stuff not just cERA but K’s B B/9 etc.
any ideas Will? or anyone else for that matter.

I refuse to set up a signature....DAMMIT

by RoyalPug on Mar 19, 2010 2:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I guess it depends on what direction you want to attack it

baseball-reference lists a catcher split for pitchers on the splits page

example, greinke:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?n1=greinza01&year=2009&t=p#catch

there’s probably more stuff out there, but its not something I’ve ever been that curious about

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was more the teachers, in conjunction with the works. Basically brit lit 1 and am lit 1 in college won me over. for both of them I had fairly old school teachers who delivered crazy erudite lectures and talked about random stuff and then wrapped it up in the last five minutes with a robin williams in dead poets society esque bit about how the great works of lit offers profound insight into life, truth, beauty, whatever.

I did English as a major because I wanted to become a better writer (idiotic decision, no real connection) and because its actually a really good major if you are interested in a lot of things. I had started philo, was always taking a fair amount of poli sci and hist and kinda wanted to do math. You can end up doing more history, philo or pysch than pure literary study (well versions of those things), in english classes, which is kinda what I did.

some combination ofHuck Finn, Moby Dick, The Sun Also Rises, and Milton made me want to go to grad school (other than the personal reasons that people go) and really study literature, especially american literature. (if I may say so, american literature people are the more normal people in english grad school. i ended up identifying as 19th c specialization, which is about as mainstream/generic/professors who like baseball and bbq vibe as there is, though ended up going more towards what is considered “early american” which is a little stranger)

its a decision i understand less and less everyday

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

were you ever a Steinbeck guy?

I feel like I’ve been chasing the feeling East of Eden gave me ever since the first time I read it.

by big matt on Mar 19, 2010 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know exactly what I mean by that

Some books just feel like a revelation, I guess. The Fountainhead had a similar affect, although Atlas Shrugged kind of made me rethink that. Rand officially lost me with the underground civilization storyline.

by big matt on Mar 19, 2010 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

As a completely lost liberal arts student, I would agree on your points

I’m a History major and I chose it because it interested me, but as the years go by, I find English classes are taught in a much more interesting way. It’s funny how History professors can make something obviously interesting sound completely dry, almost displaying a level of loathing of their subjects. In comparison, I have a class on Shakespeare’s tragedies right now, and the teacher is having a blast. I wonder how frustrated my parents are when they hear me talk up my English courses, when I’ve been in school for six years (Two for Engineering, Four for History). I think it would be advisable for students to take a literature course as opposed to an upper-level history as an elective, just from the standpoint of enjoying class and possibly learning something.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN is garbage

I feel like a baby being force-fed gerber when watching ESPN.

The internet baby! It’s awesome! (Vitale voice)

ESPN also has some serious idiots posing as experts. At one point last season I saw a football discussion between Herm Edwards and Matt Millen. That was the death knell.

by big matt on Mar 19, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agree on Herm, Not really on Matt

For all of his flaws, Matt Millen is a decent analyst of the game, though if I hear him talk during the draft, someone needs to be fired. Herm today had a thirty-second segment where a crew member snapped him a football to prove a point. He could have just said Tim Tebow needs to work with a center, but instead they chose to demonstrate as if no one knew how the football got from center to guarterback.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Millen was really good on NBC, before he was with the Lions

But now, any time he talks, its like Bill Simmons says, all you can think is “that’s an interesting point, Guy-Who-Destroyed-The-Lions.”

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

They dumb things down, but at least I get some sports coverage

Cons (Listed first because they stand out): Their baseball analysis sucks, but due to baseball’s format, you can keep your job by predicting the Yankees and Phillies will be good and the Mets will choke. Football does not require the level of coverage they give it during the offseason; it has its own freaking network. They show bowling, billiards, and poker too often. Although I love all three, none are worth watching. At some point, the PTI craze destroyed sports journalism, and certainly for all of the power they have, the best analysts still work somewhere else. I believe they could do more hockey coverage (though the irrelevancy of hockey is more the NHL’s fault). ESPNews is essentially an anchor training channel. Bobby Knight, any former football players not named Tom Jackson (We get it: you can yell at a camera to make your points seem important), Barry “I Couldn’t Win With Gretzky” Melrose, Any former baseball players allowed to speak, Mel Kiper Jr.’s Hair, Their Horrible Website

I could do this for days so I’ll stop here.

Pros: Outside the Lines and the 30 for 30 movies. It’s nice to see stories that aren’t typical, and it pains me to say that Outside the Lines runs about a story a month where I have to hold back tears at some point. The documentaries they are making have been pretty fantastic.

Thank God for European Cups and the World Cup. Every match is on TV in the US. Sure, they hire ridiculous stereotypes like Tommy Smyth who hasn’t used a common English phrase in his life. Now, they show some La Liga and the occasional EPL game. It’s nice to be able to find it without scouring the Internet or buying Setanta. Though they should have anted up for the Champions league like they do for every other sport. Their college football work is generally their strongest even with Corso being legitimately insane. Berman and Jackson’s Sunday recap is usually good even with Berman’s ridiculous persona. ESPN360 makes me happy when I’m lacking a DVR.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Love the 30 on 30 series

I was up late Wednesday night watching “Winning Time”.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really do think they do a worse job with baseball than anything else

there’s a lot of garbage that comes out of their NFL and college coverage, but also some decent stuff as well, they have so many damn guys, at least you end up getting a variety

with baseball, its like ravech (annoying and brings nothing to the table), kurkijan (weird, similar to jayson stark in that he quotes stats constantly, but not really the good stats) and then a bunch of identical ex players

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

And I was really hopeful MLB Network would fill the void, but their studio show is not much better

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

MLB Network

At least they cover ALL of the teams every night during the season. There have been times in seasons past that Baseball Tonight never mentioned that day’s Royals game (Royals vs Pirates? Not going see or hear anything about that!). As someone who does not live in the KC area, this is very important. They also seem to be pretty fair and not as insulting as BBTN (at least in my opinion).

I’ll watch baseball games on ESPN, but BBTN is dead to me.

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on Mar 19, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I was just hoping there would be more diversity in their coverage, but they’re going with the same tired formula as BBTN – studio host, former old school GM, former old school baseball player (a BBTN alum no less in Harold Reynolds!) and a former old school baseball player who is known for being wacky and was part of the ’93 Phils.

I’d appreciate if they’d at least acknowledge the rise of sabermetrics and give us our own half-hour show.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the thing about MLBN

the writers they have on are even worse than BBTNs

Heyman is in a class by himself, and Verducci has gone from being promising to being totally generic

John Hart is easily the best talking head they have

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN is to sports as McDonald's

is to the food business, its good to have if need something quick, but thankfully there are much better options out there.

ahem, no offense.

We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan

by Royal Kingdom on Mar 19, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely an asset

They get a lot of criticism, and much of it deservedly so, but they have such a large target because they are such an asset. They still provide us with more live sports than we ever would have had otherwise, they do break a large number of stories (and I’m not even counting the times someone else breaks a story and they claim it right afterwards), they give you scores whenever you want it, and they do have some decent analysis from time to time.

For all their warts, they’re still one of my most watched channels.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still waiting

for the Calm, Thoughtful, Non-ADHD Sports Network to appear. With all the random cable networks I coast through (and for which I am inexplicably forced to pay by Time Warner), you’d think that some TV people would get together and say: “You know, I think there may be an underserved demographic out there who cares about things besides Top 10 lists, highlights of dunks, Tony Kornheiser babbling incoherently about topics of marginal interest in 30 second bursts, etc. Maybe we should design a sports network around thoughtful analysis, non-kneejerk reactions, and well-researched, substantive stories. I wonder if that will work.”

It may never happen, but if it ever does, I guarantee I’ll be watching.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or at the very least

A non-East Coast-centric channel.

Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

isn't fox sports - blank still pretty big on the west coast

there is no fox sports on the east coast anymore, and none in chicago… its all Comcast Sports…

maybe fox can save us

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

fox sports carries a lot of college football out here

but their analysts/shows remind me of local news – no-name guys who probably played at some level but they just jabber on and you can’t really tell if they know what they’re talking about or not, but probably not.

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kornheiser has a radio show again in DC

and I end up listening to a good amount of it because I teach a morning class that forces me to drive

dude’s knowledge of actual sports is frighteningly low, its like he checked out of actually following any sport about 10 years ago

for some reason I enjoyed his schtick back in the early 00s… but now its just all old guy bitching and talk about movies and TV

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the problem

with these guys who used to just be your prototypical sportswriters. They got deals with ESPN to do analysis, then got their own radio/TV show, and they’ve morphed into their own little sports media industries. They get on TV or the radio, and they think because they’ve signed a non-newspaper deal, now all their viewers/listeners want to hear their opinions on everything. And they’re so busy going from PTI to a Sportscenter appearance to a “book” signing to their radio shows that they stopped really caring enough about their subjects to ever do any real homework themselves. At most, they have some research assistant throw something together, flip through it for 30 seconds as they’re in makeup, and end up sounding like uniformed blowhards when they get on the air. At worst (like Kornheiser), they just completely give up and stop paying attention to everything except their next appearance and their paychecks.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

wilbon is on the edge...

he still at least sounds informed about the NBA sometimes, which he is forced to cover for ABC

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

FC Barcelona made the quarterfinals

of the Champions League by destroying Stuttgart 4-0. Watch Leo Messi during the World Cup. He will either be awesome, if his Argentine teammates can get him the ball, or unawesome, if they can’t. He’s scored like seven goals in Barça’s last three games, because Iniesta and Xavi and Alves get him the ball.

The quarterfinalists are: Barcelona, Inter Milan, Girondins Bordeaux, Olympique Lyon, Bayern Munich, CSKA Moscow, Chelsea, and Manchester United. They’re going to have an unseeded draw, which means Barça might face Girondins or CSKA (not much of a challenge) or Man U (scary, scary, scary) in the next round.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 19, 2010 6:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Absolutely right

And you know who Barça drew? Arsenal. Brings back memories. The Barça-Arsenal winner plays the Inter-CSKA winner, and the Girondins-Olympique winner plays the Bayern-Man U winner. I would bet money right now on a Barça-United final.

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by Juancho on Mar 19, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

United's path to the finals is easy

but i wouldn’t discount Arsenal over Barcelona. I think Arsenal is the best team in the world when they are healthy (read: Fabregas). Unfortunately, stocking a team with a bunch of small fast players in the physical English Premier League means injury after injury.

by ZeppelinDZ on Mar 19, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fàbregas will move back to Barça

as soon as they want him, which will be within about the next two years as Xavi turns 32 and begins to slide into his decline phase.

In Spain he uses the name “Cesc,” short for “Francesc,” that is, Francisco. The problem is that Catalan announcers pronounce it right, but Castilian Spanish ones can’t, because they can’t make the “sk” sound at the end of a word. So they call him what sounds like “Sex” in English, because they transpose the K and the S sounds.

My guess is that Barcelona will whup Arsenal. They are simply a better team. They have six or seven players as good as Fàbregas.

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by Juancho on Mar 19, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Messi is proof of Maradona's inability to coach

When a player plays that often, you have to notice a way to utilize him in your team. I know Xavi and Iniesta are world class mids, but if you can’t find one Argentinian to link up with him, you don’t deserve to win. As good as he is, I could just as easily see him disappear during the Cup. I hope I eat my words.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

Maradona was good at one thing, scoring goals, and is still good at two things, cocaine and hookers. He’s not much of a coach. You listen to him talk Spanish, you realize very quickly that he’s an ignorant and stupid redneck, Argentina’s Enos Slaughter.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 19, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barça thrashed Zaragoza last night 4-2

Hat trick by Messi.

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by Juancho on Mar 22, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's your take on the music industry these days?

Do you think Ke$ha’s latest, “Blah blah blah,” is an accurate reflection of post-feminist hedonism? I have pasted some relevant lyrics for your review:

Stop talk, talk, talking that blah, blah blah
Think you’ll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, ah, ah
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah

I believe the rhyming scheme is A, A, B, A (I don’t think “car” rhymes with “blah” — Ke$ha might disagree with me here), in basic iambic pentameter.

"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"

Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split

by DCRoyals on Mar 19, 2010 9:18 AM EDT reply actions  

that looks horrible

is it pronounced Keisha or Kesha?

I never knew but then I heard people yesterday talking about “Kesha” that her?

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think "car" rhymes with "blah"

It does if you’re from Boston.

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

she has a $ sign in her name

your point is invalid

No but seriously, absolute garbage crap. THOSE AREN"T EVEN WORDS!

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 19, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not much good is coming from the music industry

My Fiance loves Lady Gaga for some reason, and it is forcing me to lose my sanity. Luckily, she is not a fan of Ke$ha so I do not have to force myself to listen to very much top 40. I must agree that the mood that Ke$ha sets in most of her songs puts me in the mood of suicidal rage. I do not believe that it is the goal of her music, but you can never be too sure.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

on the flip side

it’s easier for lesser known artists/bands to get their work recorded/produced/played via websites like mixtape.me and pandora. not to mention myspace, youtube, etc.

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very true

I am all for supporting (good) lesser known bands. It seems they are the only ones making tolerable music at the moment.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such as?

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's the newer bands i've been listening to

mostly just a few good songs each (that I know of), and some of them are newer, some are not quite brand new, but nevertheless:

Delta Spirit (—big fan, sort of hit-or-miss alt-country-jam-indie, and i hear they put on a great live show)
The XX
Passion Pit
Mates Of State
Local Natives (— “Airplanes” is an awesome song)
Blind Pilot
Wintersleep
Crystal Castles
The Leisure Society
Telepathe

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done Sir...

I have seriously been jonesing for something new to listen to.

Some things I like you might check out

Matt Pond PA (especially the Several Arrows later album)
Manchester Orchestra
mewithoutyou
The Builders and the Butchers
3 Mile Pilot (actually everything that Rob Crow does is pretty fantastic especially Pinback)
Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy
Sunny Day Real Estate

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow!!!!

Foals
Stars
Anya Marina
Rocky Votolato
Jose Gonzalez
Aesop Rock (he just released some b-sides that are pretty good)
Mates of State (saw them last April and proposed to my fiance with the tickets on her b-day)
Okkervil River
Bon Iver
A Fine Frenzy

I have tried Animal Collective, and really I am not feeling it.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!

I have been listening to Rocky Votolato and Jose Gonzalez hardcore lately… And I just downloaded the entire Animal Collective Discography and did not like it…

Frankly dude, you are creeping me out a little.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND BON IVER IS PHENOMINAL!!!

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am on a download frenzy right now...

My demonoid ratio is going to get murdered

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by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need new music

I am trying to max out my 160gb ipod, so I have an excuse for a new one.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

My 30 gig zune is bursting at the seems

But I can’t afford a new MP3 player right now… Gotta buy a transmission instead.

What about

Pela
Lydia
Neutral Milk Hotel (hardly new but few know them)
Open Hand (another hardly known band)
All of Ken Andrews Stuff (Failure/On/Year of the Rabbit/Ken Andrews)
The Lead Singer of Thrice has a solo Acoustic Album (Dustin Kensrue)
DREDG!!!
The Good Life
Cursive

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know most of those - i'll have to check them out

Neutral Milk Hotel is really good, though.

oh, also forgot White Rabbits, I’m very big on them, too

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

WILCO

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cursive is great

Neutral Milk Hotel is crazy good. I have heard a few Pela songs and liked them Open Hand is great listened to them last night while cooking.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

James McMurtry
Robert Earl Keen
Junior Brown
Mary Gautier
Hayes Carll
The Derailers
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Guy Clark
Carrie Rodriguez
Joe Ely
John Hiatt
Hot Club of Cowtown
Dwight Yoakam
Wayne Hancock
Rodney Crowell
Steve Earle
Del McCoury Band
Lyle Lovett

and America’s greatest musician: Doc Watson.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 19, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming

you live in Austin like myself?

by Old Man Duggan on Mar 21, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I'm simply the terror of the Eastern elite

A redneck with a couple of diplomas. My folks are from Texas and I like good country music. Can’t stand that Nashvegas crap.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 22, 2010 4:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Houston Marchman

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

by Warden11 on Mar 26, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't like the entire Animal Collective, but

“My Girls” is solid (though that gets some radio/tv/etc play). i think some of the individual artists do better on their own, like Panda Bear (isn’t he part of them?).

also liked Manchester Orchestra, but haven’t been able to listen to much yet.

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have yet to listen to Manchester Orchestra.

I will be downloading that when I get home from work.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Manchester Orchestra Open for Brand New... AMAZING!!!

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That band could record a 12 song album...

of farting into a coffee can recorded in a closet and I could be convinced its good. I have a total man crush on Jesse Lacey, half of my musical interests are shaped by that guy… Manchester Orchestra, Neutral Milk Hotel, mewithoutyou, the Builders and the Butchers (im sure Im forgetting others) are all because of that dude, either by covers or touring with those bands. His only miss is Kevin Devine, I know people who like him, but there is something about the guys music that I can’t stand.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Animal Collective's

2009 release, Merriweather Post Pavilion, has grown on me the more I listen to it. It’s refreshing in a weird way, but pretty out there. I think most people have a subconscious aversion to it because there are so many obscure rhythms. I noticed it a couple of weeks ago. The more you listen to it and get comfortable with it, the more brilliant it becomes. Just my opinion.

by i before e except after Grrr on Mar 20, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I listen to some out there stuff though...

Like Portugal the Man, The Fall of Troy, and Minus the Bear to name some stuff. And I just can’t get into it.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 20, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Minus the Bear

is great. I’ve not heard of the other two… I’ll give them a listen.

by i before e except after Grrr on Mar 21, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Animal Collective

kind of infuriates me. They’ll have a good song or two on an album and then every goddamn music critic fellates them and puts the newest release atop their year-end best-of lists. It is not all right.

by Old Man Duggan on Mar 21, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are creeping me out!

Nah its cool! All of my friends are near opposites of me so I know I am not a complete weirdo. I downloaded the entire animal collective as well. I cannot see the appeal. Makers from Votolato is amazing Bon Iver is exceptional I downloaded some live acoustic tracks from him and its nearly perfect.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree about Makers The Bragg and Cuss is a little Meh compared to it.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first time I heard Suicide Machines

My fiance heard the lyric about smashing your face, and she seemed a little concerned.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Rob Crow

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love Passion Pit's stuff

I’ll have to check out some others on your list.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to list my favs at the top, and the later ones are more ?-marks

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

should also mention that i go for more upbeat, catchy stuff rather than slower, moody, crooning, etc.

just FYI

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you like upbeat

then you should like Passion Pit. Start with “Sleepyhead.” One of the happier-feeling songs I’ve heard in recent years.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good music taste all around on here

I would add Murder By Death, Airborne Toxic Event, and Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes to the list.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Murder by Death a few years ago

They were great, and I do like A.T.E. Great music taste on this site.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Murder by Death

is/was awesome… heard a rumor they broke up. Do you know anything about that?

by i before e except after Grrr on Mar 20, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm seeing them on the 31st

and they have an album coming out on the 4th of April, so I assume they haven’t

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 20, 2010 5:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm digging your list SMG47

I am really high on The xx right now and Passion Pit has playing in my car all week. I will have to check of some of the other bands here, I’m very intrigued. I am shocked there’s anyone stateside who’s heard of those two bands, much less someone in the midwest.

Did anyone catch the Manchester Orchestra show last night? One of my favorite new bands, The Features, were playing with them and I was curious to know how it was. I live in Springfield and I couldn’t make the trek.

by i before e except after Grrr on Mar 20, 2010 3:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that band is ridiculous...

He has a solo album thats just acoustic (Right Away, Great Captain!), but Im not as big on that. I saw them a couple of years ago, and am going to go see Coheed in April, and Kevin Smith in a week so the concert budget is kinda maxed out right now.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 20, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, just a couple more...

Phoenix- probably my current favorite. I’m not sure if they’re “lesser-known” in KC, but here in Springfield, no one has heard of them.
Guster- not as new as the rest, but still lesser-known and fantastic.
TV on the Radio- not sure how I feel about this one yet, but I’m definitely intrigued.
Kasabian- didn’t leave my car cd player for 2 weeks.
ZOX- probably my best find. I’ve never met anyone who’s heard of them. You can tell their lone album, The Wait, is cheaply produced, but the talent is very evident. I recommend the track A Little More Time if you have time to research and listen.

by i before e except after Grrr on Mar 20, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Correction

The Wait is not ZOX’s “lone” album.

by i before e except after Grrr on Mar 20, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ive been listening to TV on the Radio

off and on for about 2 years now, and Im still not sure what I think, very hit or miss, mostsly miss for me. Ive never given Guster a chance and I just downloaded the new Phoenix album the other day but haven’t given it a shot… I checked out Phoenix and TV on the Radio because of Entourage.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 20, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Random list

Justin Townes Earle
The XX
Bon Iver and Volcano Choir
Kings of Convenience
Megafaun (awful name)
Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears
Kurt Vile

by Old Man Duggan on Mar 21, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read yesterday that the co-creator of Facebook is making a new Social Networking site.

Am I the only one who is getting sick of Social Networking?

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 9:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I saw a video parody of Facebook the other day.

It was something like, “Facebook if it happened in real life.” Basically this dude answers his door and people that he doesn’t even remember come into his house, sit down, and start sorting through his photo albums on the coffee table. He asks people to leave, they don’t. He won’t let an ex-girlfriend in, but she keeps ringing the doorbell. Etc. I’m sure it’s on YouTube.

I assume that’s what it’s like since I have never joined the social network scene. I find it to be slightly ridiculous. If I want to reconnect with old friends, I will. I can see how they are beneficial, but I’m not one to spend oodles of time updating personal crap online. And since it’s blocked at work, I’d have to do it at home at night. I’d rather go for a bike ride with my kid. And Twitter? “@GeorgeBrett: I just shit my pants.” Great. Thanks for that.

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by KC Chris on Mar 19, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what twitter is

other than just a gigantic open thread, with no subject, with whomever

i really enjoyed it during the playoffs… was following a number of baseball geeks who were great with the on the spot snark about Girardi, etc

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

only thing good I've found on twitter is

shitmydadsays – funny stuff

We always did feel the same, We just saw it from a different point of view, Tangled up in blue.
-Bob Dylan

by Royal Kingdom on Mar 19, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

indeed, the only redeming quality of this twitter thing

next we’ll have Pidle, a site allowing people to post when, where, they just went to the bathroom.

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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 19, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

twitter is totally driven by its mobile friendliness

its honestly not bad as an updating news/gossip wire for specific things that you are into.. its not bad as a background website during the trade deadline

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fake Michael Bay is kinda sweet, too

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can see that some twitter feeds could be interesting

The aspect that annoys me is the people who use it as a way to glorify themselves. i.e. Ashton Kutcher. It just seems to me that it is the perfect vehicle for those who feel demi-god type of vanity.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am predicting a Kutcher comeback in about 2 years

it will start with a side role in a movie in which he basically parodies himself.. everyone will love it, and for a 3-5 year period, he’ll become a leading man again

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that too

That is actually becoming a movie. We have now entered an age where movies are based on Twitter accounts.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as he takes some of that cash

and puts it into things like “Band of Brothers” and “The Pacific” then I’m fine with that.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

real excited about The Pacific.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

by Warden11 on Mar 19, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never once Social Networked

Very proud of this, too.

"Shot by my own men."

by StonewallPDS on Mar 19, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really have friends

i’m not sick of it, but not hugely into it

i wasn’t on 5 years ago when it was hip, so i also have no comparison

definitely better than myspace

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't get myspace at all

It was so pointless with no interaction. Anyone could have made those webpages. It was the geocities of social networking. It was huge at one point, but was quickly surpassed by bigger and better things. I never signed up for myspace, but finally was conned into signing up for Facebook. It’s not so bad if you limit your friends. I think right now I have about 20. How do people pick up 300 friends? It’s beyond me and my attention span of caring about what’s going on in their lives.

by AxDxMx on Mar 19, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

As Seth Myers said

Myspace is “the abandoned amusement park of the internet.”

I never signed up for myspace because it seemed like it was meant for (a) people with rock bands (b) porn stars © people under the age of 18 and/or (d) people who had recently had lobatomies.

It was way too busy and bright and flashing for me to want to be a part of it.

Facebook seemed clean, neat, simple, and began as “college-only” which gave it some sort of credibility in my mind.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I joined Facebook on a bet, and now am trapped by pure boredom

Having that many “friends” isn’t completely outrageous. All of my high school classmates and other randoms from my hometown added me, my family which is weird in it’s own way, my college friends, and my current friends did as well. Basically, only my current friends write anything interesting, but it doesn’t end as bad as it seems. For every twenty people on Facebook, only four or five actually write stuff.

My problem lies in Facebook apps, outside of the practical ones (iLike notifies me when my favorite bands are playing in St. Louis for example).

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not a fan of all the viral stuff

i get an invitation to join “i’m related to…” or whatever like every damn day

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Farmville!!!

I receive constant updates and invitations for that thing. I do not care if you harvested apples! I like Facebook for keeping in touch with a few people from college and high school, but I think it can end there. All of these new social rules from this site drive me crazy. It turns out that a relationship is not “official”, unless it is “facebook official”.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually get on facebook for a few minutes a day

Check family status updates, play a game or two and log off.

The nice thing is that it’s a way to keep track of email address from friends from high school/college that you would otherwise completely lose track of.

With the permission settings, you can restrict who sees what.

Unless I'm wrong...
My Twitter feed

by Top Ramen on Mar 19, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Facebook is a great way for me to keep up with my study abroad friends.

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by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Head vs. Heart

Do you guys ever start yearning for players that you know go against sabermetrics orthodoxy?

Like lately, I have been totally buying into stolen bases being the new market inefficiency even though there really is no evidence that the stolen base helps you win at all. But aesthetically, I love the idea of having a ton of great basestealers. We just started a DMB league at Baseball Think Factory and I loaded up on stolen base guys. I ran my first sim and we lost 118 games. Wow.

I don’t know, maybe my inner Dayton is trying to break free.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 10:17 AM EDT reply actions  

with steals yes

because really the saber orthodoxy is just a) they are overrated and b) caught stealings suck

can’t do i with bunts and hit and runs though…

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed on steals

Stolen base attempts are a very aggressive and exciting part of what is a mostly passive and calm game. They’re the best when you’ve got a guy like Rickey or Vince who everyone (including the pitcher) knows that he’s going to go. The tension and cat-and-mouse game is really fun to watch. Regardless of the ultimate saber-value of the play, you can’t beat it from an entertainment/heart perspective.

Subtopic: Is there even an argument that there is a more exciting/dramatic steal in baseball history than Dave Roberts’ in 2004?

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting topic

None others come to mind.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't yearn for any players

Too much hair on their faces.

"Shot by my own men."

by StonewallPDS on Mar 19, 2010 10:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Evangeline Lilly - hot or just cute?

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Hot

that first season of Lost, sweaty ripped t-shirts…

by Tubmin on Mar 19, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

who is this person?

i’m going cute or “unable to answer” for now

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

She's the female star of "Lost"

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

going with cute

i feel like there’s a somewhat tomboyish quality to her on the show, while it’s not necessarily unattractive, i’ve never had a thing for less feminine women.

by 9il on Mar 19, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think she looked pretty hot on this new makeup commercial

and also in the Hurt Locker. Then again she was only on-screen for 2 minutes

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've seen snippets of lost via my wife

everyone looks ugly, aside from the 3 highly similar blonde women hanging out with the dude with the shaved head who looks like professor X

is she the puerto rican looking woman?

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that is Michelle Rodriguez

The Korean chick is pretty good looking methinks.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where does she fall on the RoyalsRetro scale?

With 0 being tubgirl (DO NOT GOOGLE) and 10 being Ashleigh McIvor? (Still don’t agree on the McIvor rating)

Unless I'm wrong...
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by Top Ramen on Mar 19, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not high on Lilly

I’d put her on a 7 which is pretty low for a Hollywood celeb. I think she’s merely cute, and not even as cute as say a Jenna Fischer or Rashida Jones.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

When was the McIvor decision made?

I guess the occupation factor came in, because I’m not seeing a ten…unless of course we compare her to the women I’ve dated.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have an irrational fascination with her

I cannot explain it. Its like Dayton’s fetish for ex-Mariners.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's Canadian. Cut her a break.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohh

she’s “Canadian-hot”. now i understand

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by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmm...

i think montreal (and to an extent vancouver) gets excluded if you’re talking about traditional canada.

and there are plenty of blondes that come out of the northern midwest. of course my joking generalization of canadian women is meritless, especially considering
1. grew up in kansas
2. never actually been to canada

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talented female musicians are my weakness

Almost to the point to where my mp3 player is 50% normal alternative rock, 25% indie rock, and 25% hot chicks with pretty voices.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

T Swift strongly annoys me

her entire existence invites thoughts of violence

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think once you've dated someone with your name

You deserve some sort of jail term for extreme narcissism.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have standards

So I own an album by The Bridges.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though tatu can make a good lesbian musci video

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the warning

but i was too tempted to know the horrors of tubgirl. Life will never be the same.

It was scarred into me much the same way goatse.cx was.

by AxDxMx on Mar 23, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

So

Missouri or Clemson? They look pretty evenly matched to me.

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by aHorseWithNoName on Mar 19, 2010 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

My heart says Clemson (I hate Mizzou)

My head says Mizzou. Oliver Purnell = 0-4 in the NCAAs. Mike Anderson always seems to get Mizzou to overachieve in tourney time.

I hate Mizzou, but man Mike Anderson and his gang make it hard to hate Mizzou. He is such a likeable guy who says all the right thing, gets teams to overachieve, and his team is a bunch of standup guys – Kim English, Zaire Taylor. I miss the Quin Snyder/Ricky Clemons days where you could just unabashedly hate Mizzou.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

mizzou's uniforms are just so appalingly ugly

can’t really get past it

then again, I haven’t been a huge fan of what KU has done recently… too much red… not ugly, but just, not optimal

i tend to believe you should pick either red or blue in your color scheme… or just be the rangers, do both, but also every 5 years go back to all red or all blue

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

There should be a law against putting a nickname of your city or university on your jersey

“Mizzou” or “K-State” or “PHX” should not be on a uniform. You’re the University of Missouri. Act like it.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being a Kansas fan is hard at times

Objectively, both Pinkel and Anderson are doing fantastic jobs building high character programs which seem to be there for the long run. Of course, KU could care less about anybody else’s basketball program, but hopefully from a guy who could care less about the rivalry, Gill will continue the progress Mangino made with less cheeseburgers and abusive tactics.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno man...

Mizzou may have blown their window

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll go with MO

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Most Anal-Rapists Do

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 19, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YknjhnywGGI

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I'll link it, that would work better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YknjhnywGGI

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lobes Knows

We used it as a team name at bar trivia a few weeks ago, as a break from our normal “Always Sunny” quotes and when I finally made a profile it was stuck in my mind.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Painfully funny is the best summation I can give

Sometimes I feel like a bad person after watching it, and I’m not sure whether that’s good or bad. FX is the HBO for poor people.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

FX is about as solid as it gets for basic cable

Saw the first episode of “Justified” earlier this week, and I think I’m hooked already.

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"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I’d say I have more series DVRed on F/X than any network channel.

“Always Sunny”, “Damages” (which is about to get bumped, its really gone downhill), “The League”, “Rescue Me”, “Archer” and now “Justified” (which I haven’t gotten around to watching just yet.

ABC – “Modern Family”. That’s it. My wife has Grey’s Anatomy and Private Practice.
CBS – “60 Minutes” Yea, I’m like that.
NBC – “30 Rock”, “Parks and Rec”, “The Office”
FOX – “The Simpsons”

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good list

Add Chuck for NBC and Fringe on FOX, and that sounds like my list. I watch Grey’s on hulu, a surprisingly useful hobby to have.

USA’s original programming is a favorite too. Never watched Damages, and sort of liked Nip/Tuck.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

USA

Probably has more shows that have been recommended to me, that I have never watched. Monk, Psych, Burn Notice…

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Parks and Rec gotten better?

I watched the first couple episodes and it didn’t really do anything for me.

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"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way better

The first season blew. This year has been much better.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It did that to me as well

I gave it a chance, and I love it.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Best bar trivia team name Ive ever used is...

Glengarry Glen Danzig

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by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

May I steal that ?

This week we used Handbanana, and last week was Goulet!

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROBERT GOULET!!!

Feel free, it wasn’t my idea, I was just on the team.

That Ferrell skit as Robert Goulet singing the rap songs is fantastic… Top 5 Will Ferrell Skits, along with all the Bill Brasky skits, the Get off the Shed skits, the John Rocker apology, and a skit to be named later…

You have frighteningly similar comedy tastes as me.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great Minds

That is really all I can say. That and “Red Ships of Spain”. Get off the shed is definitely up there for me as well.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also love the Get on the bag variation.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Bar Trivia Best Names Short List

Gary Carter’s Perm
Lou Ferrigno! (this was two or three years before “I Love You, Man” came out)
Everybody’s Merkin for the Weekend
7/11: We Will Never Forget
I Rimmed Five Guys at a Truck Stop Last Weekend (funny when said by the guy listing off the scores)
The Steve Guttenberg Bible

by Old Man Duggan on Mar 21, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate to be a dick

and I know it’s supposed to be a joke, but anal rape ain’t funny.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 19, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

your pronouncing it wrong

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clue me in. I don't get it.

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 20, 2010 6:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

the anal is suppose to be pronounced like canal

its a combination of analyst and therapist. Its from Arrested Development.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YknjhnywGGI

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that's not very Raven

- .... .- - .----. ... / .-- .... .- - / ... .... . / ... .- .. -..

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 19, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

not an Arrested Development fan?

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Galifinakis

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

- .... .- - .----. ... / .-- .... .- - / ... .... . / ... .- .. -..

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 22, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

FreetoPee

Is an R. Kelly trial reference.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Drip drip drip...

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i haven't had anything too bad really

some flagrant plagiarism, a fair amount of students who basically dropped out of school during my course, a kid who was kinda a big drug dealer getting busted during my semester, stuff like that

the constant texting wears on me, especially because I’ve usually taught in the mornings. who are you texting at 9 AM? i had a girl run out of class once in tears, leaving all of her books and bag in the class and not come back until 10 minutes after class was over

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you handle the flagrant plagarism

Do you go the attempted Piper School District route, or just let it slide?

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by Top Ramen on Mar 19, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i usually just tell them I know it is

give a F (depending on how much the paper is) and try to move on

going the official route is worse for them, but also a ton of owrk for me

I had 3 students all plagiarize the same thing once, which is how I caught it, which also means they were double-cheating in a way… two dudes and a girl, my hunch was the girl was doing the work for all of them.. she ended up being fairly confrontational… so I had to threaten to make an official report

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

A 6th grader telling me I was lucky he didn't whip my ass

in my first year is close to the best I’ve got.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

by Warden11 on Mar 19, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should have put him in a closet

Then begged him to take a shot at you. After you gave him two months worth of Saturday detention, that is…

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on Mar 19, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

My adrenaline was pumping

secretly hoping he’d take a swing and I’d be able to put face first into the locker behind him. Then I realized I’d probably be fired either way and possibly end up on the news, neither of those are desirable.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

by Warden11 on Mar 19, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

At my first high school

Someone (not a student) started waving a gun around in the parking lot. Like a fool, I dived right in and tried to get myself killed. Fortunately, security had resolved the issue by the time I got there and, more importantly, no one got hurt.

I’ve had disrespectful kids, but it seems pretty insignificant compared to that.

by Dadunca on Mar 19, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I taught ESL at the KU Applied English Center

nearly everyone was great. I loved them all, the Chinese engineering students and the Turkish army officers from Leavenworth and the elite-level Africans and your odd European and the Iranians with eighteen million questions about everything and the South Koreans (ever been drinking with a Korean? Don’t try to keep up) and the lot of Ukrainian Jews they shipped us and the Afghan who’d studied in both Moscow and East Berlin and the local Vietnamese guy who was working his butt off at the family restaurant to get a KU degree.

I knew a guy from Szechuan who was an older grad student who I gave special classes in phonetics to. Great guy. He’s lucky to be alive. He told me that his dad had been a big-time scientist in China back in the ‘50s, and that the dad was on the list to go study in Moscow. But then came the Sino-Soviet split, at the same time as the Great Leap Forward, and everybody who’d studied in Moscow got sent to a reeducation camp if they were lucky. If not, a bullet. But my student’s father was safe, and was able to survive and have kids, including my student.

The only ones I disliked were the rich Gulf Arabs, who treat people they consider in authority with great deference, and treat people who they consider below them like shit. We always had problems with them bitching out the department secretaries, which was stupid because the secretaries can make your life miserable by just misplacing a file or three, but the Kuwaitis didn’t get that. One of them actually boasted to me that he had a Rolls-Royce back home.

The male Japanese were also a pain, mostly because they didn’t take classes seriously. “Naoki, you missed class on Friday, how come?” “I go ski trip.” “And you haven’t handed in your composition.” “I go play golf.”

It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.

by Juancho on Mar 19, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I echo your sentiment on the Gulf Arabs...

Im not a big fan of most of the Indian students here, some are fine, but the overwhelming majority are very “entitled”

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

1989

I started following baseball in 1987, and 1989 was the first time I really thought we were going to the World Series. Plus that was Bo’s big breakout year, Tom Gordon’s debut, George was still pretty good, Sabes had his amazing Cy Young year, and we had a great AL West race that year.

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

1994

Last contender we had that wasn’t built upon fairy dust. I felt we were getting close, and then the floor fell out for everyone. The Expos were the best team in baseball. Post-strike: Yankees Yankees Yankees. Haven’t really had hope since. ’03 despite the fairy dust was still kinda cool.

"It’s not about the guacamole itself," Greinke said. "I just don’t want to let them win."

by lobes on Mar 19, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

1994 would be mine as well

That team was not built for the playoffs but ironically the strike allowed us to dream

Waiting for April.

by DC Royal on Mar 19, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

2010

We win it all with Kendall, and since I work at the plaza, I will be in front for the parade! I am actually in agreement with Lobes for the same reasons as him.

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by FreetoPee on Mar 19, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

2-part "clutch" question

Does repeatable clutch ability exist?

And if so, should/can/will it be included as a skill for sports sabermetrics?

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

1) I think most saber analysts would say no. The repeatable skills are those based on being a good baseball player. That isn’t to say guys don’t get nervous or choke sometimes, but once we establish a basic level of competency and comfort, everything we see is just normal variation of outcomes. Yea, I probably wouldn’t want someone pulled out of the stands to hit in the 9th inning, but that isn’t what a professional baseball player is. Guys can choke (if you want to go there) or be clutch, but the fallacy is labeling those moments as a defining trait of the player’s personality that will exist over time.

2) even if you thought it was a repeatable skill… how would you study it? can a guy be clutch if he doesn’t even know he’s being clutch. what if player a told us, “honestly, I was nervous as hell. i was trembling. my mind was scattered. I just closed my eyes and swung” do we classify his game winning hit as clutch or lucky, same for player b swearing he was cool, not worried, just thinking about the game and banging some broad afterwards… but he grounded out

by Will McDonald on Mar 19, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

There probably is a repeatable clutch skill, though if it exists at the major league level, it’s probably extremely small and probably more to do with specific skill set (for example, players with high sac fly totals don’t actually hit long flies with runners on 3rd any more often than they normally do, they just happen to hit more in general).

What likely happens is that players that can’t handle normal pressure situations in games get weeded out much lower on the totem pole.

Now, there are probably individual clutch situations that have a much higher degree of pressure than the normal baseball game-pressure that there may be an observable difference in clutch ability. If you ask me if there are major leaguers that might have special trouble playing with a game on the line, I’d say no, but if you asked me if there are major leaguers that might have special trouble hitting in the 7th game of the world series, down by 3 with the bases loaded, 2 outs in the ninth, and facing Mariano Rivera, I’d say maybe.

The thing is, these special pressure situations are few and far between and as such, we could never really evaluate ability in these situations. We can only observe run-of-the-mill pressure situations that players face a lot.

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by D.Szymborski on Mar 20, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm down with that explanation

i am intrigued by what qualifies as a “clutch” situation for a pro (compared to a less experienced player, such as a collegiate frosh shooting FTs in a close game).

though on the other hand i do believe that some players (pros or not) have the ability to focus in a way that raises their productivity while others either lack the skill or focus in ways that throw them off rather than being more productive. of course, like you say, trying to isolate that with the multitude of variables (knowable and unknowable) plus tiny sample sizes means it will be forever undetectable (without an unforeseen breakthrough in statistical analysis, of course)

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 21, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

It does exist

But it only exists in one man:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/t/tablepa01.shtml

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by RoyalsRetro on Mar 19, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that was not whom I expected

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s my question:

In a sample with a mean score of 90, and a standard deviation of 10

What percentage was between 82 and 104?
what percentage was below 75?
what is the probability of 109 or more?

Let's just trust the process.

by trusttheprocess on Mar 19, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

42

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by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are formulas for all of those

but maybe you know that already

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m in the stats section of a social sciences research methods class. The math is just beyond me. I’ve read the appropriate chapter like eight times and it might as well be in swahili for all the sense it makes to me. I’m shit at math.

Let's just trust the process.

by trusttheprocess on Mar 19, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, let's start with "% below 75"

First determine the z-score (aka, how many s.d.‘s away from the mean) of 75 relative to the mean and s.d. That formula is [75 – 90 (which is the mean) ] / 10 (which is the s.d.), which = 1.5 (it’s -1.5, but the sign doesn’t really matter, as long as you remember what direction to go within the “curve”).
Next, look up 1.5 in the z-score table, which will tell you what percent of the numbers were between 75 and 90 (the mean). To figure out what is less than 75, take the % between 75 and 90 (about 43.3% from the z-table) and add 50% for all numbers higher than the mean. This tells you what scores are above 75, and you can subtract from 1 to get the % below 75.

Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"

by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 19, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here is something that you can use to kill 30 minutes to an hour

http://www.fiverr.com/

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by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Just Got Home

8-0 in the 2nd? Where’s the game thread?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 19, 2010 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Villanova gave me a heart attack yesterday...

Have them in the championship with KU… Vandy and Georgetown raped me yesterday.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Have Louisville

Taking out Kentucky, playing the Jayhawks for the title. Guess who wins.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 19, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baylor?

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 19, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Baylor

losing to West Virginia in the Final Four.

by i before e except after Grrr on Mar 20, 2010 4:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im not passing judgement...

But there was a very interesting REAL Sports with Bryant Gumble, that has Christina Karhl.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 20, 2010 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Ever feel like "I need to get the F- out of grad school"?

Or are you pretty steady with it.?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 20, 2010 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

all the time

but I’m too close to finishing now, so really just trying to finish

by Will McDonald on Mar 20, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dissertating now?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea

supposedly close, but its hard to say

by Will McDonald on Mar 21, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

All the best to you

I hope it goes well and you don’t have any nightmares.

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on Mar 21, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I finish mine in May...

And last November (around Thanksgiving) I was actually thinking about dropping out… Probably a good thing I just sucked it up and stuck with it… I did have to beg to be let back into a class… Online classes suck.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 21, 2010 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

if i could go back in time, I would have dropped out about 3 years ago

but once I got relatively close, just had to try to burrow through it

by Will McDonald on Mar 21, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep thats where Im at...

Of course I only started my Masters because the job market was slim pickins… Then the market collapsed and got worse, looks like things are starting to rebound though.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Mar 21, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Went To

Work at a truck stop for $2.00/hr in 1973. I got a bump to $2.25/hr after 3 months. I’m just now catching up to that.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Mar 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

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