Nicknames for Yuni
by ks.cowboy on Mar 2, 2010 2:48 AM EST
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I have been reading this blog for about four months, and really appreciate the insight into my favorite, and eternally perplexing, Kansas City Royals.
To get through every season (especially after May when the Royals are usually mathematically eliminatied), I need a nickname for a player that I can focus my disappointment on. This year it shall be Yuni. From some of the recent posts, I have seen some entertaining nicknames for our starting shortstop and include some that I have thought up. Please tell me which one I should use.
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However,
I prefer Yunitard.
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt...he lives vicariously...through himself- He is the most interesting man in the world"
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 2, 2010 7:22 AM EST reply actions
Yunanimous Suck
Regardless of who the Chiefs pick at #5 overall, Whitlock will call it the worst pick in the history of the Chiefs. Heres to hoping that #5 pick runs Whitlock out of town.....
Nothing will ever beatr
Yuneifi Berroancourt, Jr.
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by Matt Klaassen on Mar 2, 2010 9:58 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Man, the days I wish we had Rey Sanchez back
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by Jeff Zimmerman on Mar 2, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
yep, this one!
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 2, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hard to beat it
A personal favorite of mine
Not really a nickname for him, but a nickname for his defense -
Yunilateral Movements
by what_would_gil_thorp_do on Mar 2, 2010 10:40 AM EST reply actions
Or just
Yunibomb
Murphy was an optimist.
by The Ol' Perfesser on Mar 2, 2010 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Or even better
Yunibum.
Murphy was an optimist.
by The Ol' Perfesser on Mar 2, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yunilaterally Challenged
Regardless of who the Chiefs pick at #5 overall, Whitlock will call it the worst pick in the history of the Chiefs. Heres to hoping that #5 pick runs Whitlock out of town.....
by jrcnc on Mar 2, 2010 11:50 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Ask his agent serving time in jail
He might suggest Yunihole
Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!
WOW!! Yes, that was fun.
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 2, 2010 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Does it have to start with "Y"?
How about Puny-bat-sky?
That seems like a more appropriate name.
by CentralChamps20?? on Mar 2, 2010 1:30 PM EST reply actions
Yu-Bet Is Short
Simple and stupid; the total package.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
On a similar note, some Yuniesky Betancourt anagrams
A Bouncy Inset Turkey
Yuk, Teeny Incubators
You Try Cabinet Nukes!
Nuke Yo Rusty Cabinet!
Unbeaten Yucky Riots
Yucky Abstinent Euro
Yucky Baritones Tune
Sneaky Buyout Cretin
Yuk, Cat Use Tiny Boner
Sucky Trey, About Nine
Banni: “Eye Tryout Suck”
"You know what, I mean I cried in bed for a while, moaning 'Why!? Why did this have to happen?'"
Zack Greinke on the Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston split
plagiarism by me:
(sort of)
Nuke Your Bats Nicety
and
Rube: Unyoke Sanctity
Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"
by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 2, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Oh dear god, it works!
I feel like you’ve just unlocked the Da Vinci Code of baseball.
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(By which I mean the observations of one Bob Da Vinci, disgruntled Mariners fan, but I digress)
It Even Sounds
Like stereotypical Japanese pidgin English.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 2, 2010 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Somebody needs to alert the media to this
Maybe Ryan Lefebvre can mention it every time Yuni bats in the 9 hole. It will be his most interesting story of the night, even after the 4th time we hear it.
Brilliant.
It's pronounced Poo-ZHOLS in Catalan.
Best post of the decade. Already.
Too bad Trey will screw it up by batting him higher than batter nine.
by Black and Gold on Mar 4, 2010 1:57 AM EST up reply actions
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