Garko can do exactly one thing: wallop left-handed pitchers. His defense is lousy. Realistically, he'd make a good half of a DH platoon, and could play first in desperate situations. He's 29, which means he's not going to get any better or any worse for about the next three years. If the Royals cut Guillén, I wouldn't mind picking him up for the league minimum. We all know that "if" isn't going to happen, though.