Anagrams for each name on the 40-Man Roster
by Crooow on Mar 4, 2010 10:27 PM EST
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But here it is, in all its glory. Many of these are pretty weak. But I did it, dammit.
I did it.
Please come up with better ones. Like I said....some I just included because I lost my comedic/wittiness compass midway through it all because my brain was fried.
Yuniesky Betancourt: "Batter Nine You Sucky" (probably one of the best, and somebody else came up with it)
Scott Podsednik: "Noted Dick Spots", "Pot-Stoned Dicks"
Alex Gordon: "Lo, Danger Ox", "Grand Ole Ox", "Real Ox Dong", "Ex-Long A-Rod"
Alberto Callaspo: "Pal To Caballeros”, “Capable Oral Slot”, “Rascal Let A Bloop”, “Ol’ Alpaca-Lobster”
Eric Hosmer: “Me So Richer”, “Me Hi-Scorer”, "Crime Horse"
David DeJesus: “Jive-Ass D-Dude”
Mitch Maier: “I Emit Charm”, “Car Hit Mime”, “He Mimic Tar"
Chris Getz: "Chez Grits"
Kyle Farnsworth: "Frankly He Worst"
Noel Arguelles: "Enrolls League", "Lone Eagle Slur", "Organelle Slue" (just because it's downright horrifying), "Nu-Age Eel Rolls", "Reel On, Seagull", "Eel-Angler Soul", "Sullen Ogre Ale",
Brian Bannister: "Brain Breast Inn", "Inner Brain Stab", (somebody else take care of this, so, so many possibilities)
Aaron Crow: "Racoon War"
Juan Cruz: ?
Kyle Davies: "Veiled Yaks"
Zack Greinke: ?
Gaby Hernandez: "Ayn Rand: GHB E-Z", "Hazy Genre Band"
Luke Hochevar: "Hero Have Luck", "Cave Hulk Hero"
Dusty Hughes: "Shy Used Thug", "He's Gutsy, Duh!"
Anthony Lerew: "Ornately Hewn", "Wantonly Here", "Yon Whaler Net", "No Whale Entry"
Victor Marte: "Crater Vomit", "Tit Cam Rover", (problem here, two options "Rev. Tit Cam" and "Mr. Tit Cave" both require the inclusion of "or")
Gil Meche: "Chile Gem" (not a lot of options)
Edgar Osuna: "A Dangerous", "Dog-Ear Anus", "A Go Asunder", "Aroused Nag", "A Gonad Ruse", "A Sand Rogue" (lots and lots of possibilities)
Carlos Rosa: "Orca or Lass?" --- not a lot of options
Joakim Soria: "As I Irk A Mojo" --- not a lot of options
Robinson Tejeda: "Rebooted Ninjas", "Banjo Desertion", "Debonair Jetson"
Blake Wood: "Walk Booed", "Weak Blood"
Brayan Pena: "Banyan Rape", "Banana Prey", "A Nearby Nap"
Manuel Pina: "Up Mein Anal", "Lean-In Puma"
Mike Aviles: "Mike's Alive" ?
Jeff Bianchi: ?
Willie Bloomquist: "Mosquito-Bile Will", "Obliques Limit Low"
Billy Butler: "Liberty Bull", "Blue By Thrill"
Josh Fields: "Dis Elf Josh" (lame)
Kila Ka'aihue: ?
Brian Anderson: "Bad Inner Arson", "Iran Band Senor"
Jarrod Dyson: ?
Jose Guillen: "Genius Jello"
Roman Colon: is this one even necessary?
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that is
outstanding. bravo, sir
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt...he lives vicariously...through himself- He is the most interesting man in the world"
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Mar 4, 2010 10:58 PM EST reply actions
does that have to do with a samuri sword?
Coffee. The NEW Performance Enhancing drug for Sport's Writers. Just ask Ken Rosenthal.
Damn you. I’m in a two day trial and I’m doing freaking anagrams. Hope my client enjoys his 13 year stay at the DOC. Guess he will have an ineffective counsel claim.
by ks.cowboy on Mar 4, 2010 11:03 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Somebody else came up with Farnsworth's too
don’t remember too….it’s in the depths of that 500+ comments open thread today.
'Twas I
You’re welcome to it.
Murphy was an optimist.
by The Ol' Perfesser on Mar 5, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Joakim Soria aka Jack.
I… Ok, I am Mr. Jak.
Go Royals!
by BabyBlues on Mar 5, 2010 12:08 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Donald Zackary Greinke
K King and Royal de craze
by Trey Hillman's Chin on Mar 5, 2010 9:43 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Best ones:
Jive-Ass D-Dude
Crime Horse – this could be a great nickname.
Banjo Desertion – sounds like an emo bluegrass band
Banana Prey – somehow, this fits with Bryan Pena….
Man crush. Sherron.
My Hell Train
For the religious – All Rite Hymn
Baseball related – Rally Them In or Rally Men Hit
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Mar 5, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Alberto Callspo
Tabler calls poo
The best one by far is DDJ, with Jive Ass D-Dude. I don’t know what a D-Dude is, but it can’t be good.
I think it stands for
A center fielder who played left field and is now playing right field.
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
batter nine you sucky = graham
in this post, but i couldn’t get the exact comment link:
http://www.royalsreview.com/2010/3/2/1332897/nicknames-for-yuni#
Zapp Brannigan/Dayton Moore quote of the day: "[my most important sabermetric stats are] runs scored and runs driven in"
by SagehenMacGyver47 on Mar 5, 2010 12:37 PM EST reply actions
This is fun
I will now be visiting the “internet anagram server” site more often than I should (as if I need to waste more time.
George Brett:
Begot Regret
Beer Egg Trot
Beg Regret To
Bet Regret Go
A couple for Will:
Damn Cold Will
Mall Clown Did
For me (using my real name):
Sir Ice Truck
Rice Suck It
Circus Kite
Yep – very little work will be done today.
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Mar 5, 2010 1:25 PM EST reply actions
Trust the Process
Speech Sort Strut
speech strut rots
creep thrust toss
respect shot rust
secrets hot spurt
secrets truth OPS
secret sport huts
retch stress pout
there were over 1500 of them so I gave up, surely some gems remained buried in there.
Let's just trust the process.
Dayton Moore
Doormat Ye On
or
Toad Ye Moron
among over 5500.
Murphy was an optimist.
by The Ol' Perfesser on Mar 5, 2010 1:37 PM EST reply actions
Frank White
Fawner Kith (among many others)
no idea what it means, but it sounds cool
Murphy was an optimist.
by The Ol' Perfesser on Mar 5, 2010 1:40 PM EST reply actions
Out of those,
I liked – Father Wink – don’t know what that says about me………..
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Mar 5, 2010 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Ol' Alpaca-Lobster!!!
WHAT DID HE SAY?
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 5, 2010 1:48 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
It's kinda like the picture of ST with DM peaking through the fence
only this time DM is an Alpaca!!
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
This Is DaVinciesque
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 7, 2010 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
Juan Cruz
Ju Ran, Cuz?
Mr Glass, this is a pro sports team, not a retail store - run it like one!
by loyal2sdad on Mar 5, 2010 3:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That And YuBet's
“Batter Nine You Sucky” are so sadly appropriate. How much are we paying these two this year?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Mar 7, 2010 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Danger Ox
Im gonna start calling Alex this. Or shorten it again to simply "ox". I think its fitting.
by YouDon'tPhaseMeGobble on Mar 9, 2010 7:19 AM EST reply actions
I'd Have To Think Mine Is The Best
Guarantees Pink
I'll be a Thigga till i die.... That is until I build me a Cassel on top of a mountain of Lombardi Trophies....
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