Dick Kaegel for Dummies (3/4/10)

The Royals' pitchers got knocked around pretty good in their first Cactus League game.    Davies pitched a lot like last year i.e., he was erratic, the SS Pods stole a base and showed some grit, the Rangers ran against Kendell like they were on a jailbreak (but it wasn't his fault), and it looks like it's going to be a long year.   Oh, and Kendell blocks pitches like a Beast--Trey's never seen anything like it.    

Read-between-the-lines takeaway:  God, I hate having to be a Homer for the Royals day in and day out.  Good thing we have Zack Greinke on the team, or I might finally become an Amway salesman.* 

Much longer version can be found here.

*Editor's note:  I am speculating about this last part.