STEP 1.

Trade Zack Greinke to the Houston Astros for Hunter Pence, Jiovani Mier or Jordan Lyles and Jay Austin.

STEP 2:

Waive Jose Guillen, then release him

STEP 3:

Trade Kyle Farnsworth and stop trying to convince fans that this guy is useful.

STEP 4:

Commit to Kila Ka'aihue at first base, for at least 125 games. The guy can field and hit for power, but i guess the Royals feel they have enough of that already.

STEP 5: DeJesus / Maier / Pence - Slap the crap out of Hillman if he think DJJ in right is a better idea.

STEP 6: Let every single contract of a post 30 player fall off at the end of 2010.

STEP 7: In the offseason, so, September of 2010, prevent Dayton Moore from signing "more of the same" washouts and "maybe he can rebound" players and actually sign a player of two who CAN and WILL play.

STEP 8: Fire Hillman, Moore - Hire young, proven talent evaiuators and a skipper with a good track record of handling young players and lineups.

STEP 9: Sell the team to me.....or Mark Cuban.