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Game 18 Open Thread - Twins at Royals

Minnesota Twins at Kansas City Royals, Apr 25, 2010 2:10 PM EDT


When eating chicken dishes at a Chinese place, try to take down each piece in one bite. You don't want to see the inside.

Un-relatedly, here's the last play of the game last night.

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The Twins just play the game the right way.

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Interesting stats

See these links, we are somehow way first in hitting and of course last in pitching. That is pretty much a reversal of the last couple of years. It’s amazing how, irrespective of any sort of statistical performance, somehow this team finds ways to suck so completely.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/batting/league/al/sort/avg/order/true

http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/pitching/league/al

by Gus Zernial on Apr 25, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

a 20-point lead in batting average

and 30 points behind the Yankees in On Base Percentage

Posnanski gently weeps

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks For The

Sage advice.

Minnesota AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
Span, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .246
Hudson, O, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .268
Mauer, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .381
Morneau, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .359
Cuddyer, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
Thome, DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .233
Young, D, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .224
Hardy, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .209
Harris, B, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .267

Kansas City AB R H RBI BB SO LOB AVG
DeJesus, D, RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .300
Podsednik, LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .397
Butler, 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .314
Guillen, J, DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .352
Callaspo, 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .290
Kendall, C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
Gordon, A, 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .263
Maier, CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .063
Betancourt, Y, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .328
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .296

Minnesota IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
Slowey 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2.45

Totals 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3.55
Kansas City IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA
Bannister, B 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4.58
Totals 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5.55

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the word on Cankles?

Done forever hopefully (at least as a Royal)

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Day To Day

Per the Royals MLB site.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, And I

Was right the first time. It was Rios with the walkoff for the Sox yesterday. I guess Andruw did it the day before.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Maier sporting a nifty .063

And clearly the goat from last night, among many.

by Gus Zernial on Apr 25, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

We needed to try the squeeze

I liked some things Trey did last night, specifically how he handled Soria, but we had two chances to bunt in the winning run or hit a sac fly walk off and we failed both times. fuck.

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly

Brayan Pena had his weekly appearence yesterday as a pinch runner and was unavaliable to play today.

by kcbottom9th on Apr 25, 2010 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

It's A Worthwhile

Endeavor. Pina by the ASB!

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't need to see Pena catching Banny again

I want him to play, but I more want Banny to do well, and that last start was a full-fledged disaster.

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it can't be good for his game to never play

our crack player development staff is at it again

by Freneau on Apr 25, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let him catch Meche.

Gil’s been so bad it can’t hurt his performance much.

by hunter s. royal on Apr 25, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRING BACK BUCK!!!

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking Olivio

Or as Greinke calls him “the greatest catcher ever”

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fine having him catch MGD

but I worry that he messes up the development of Hochevar and Bannister. And I care more about their development than his.

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I definitely out of my depth

But I felt like the inability of Pena to catch third strikes and block the ball with men on base last week really contributed to Banny’s unravelling

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 2-Base Olivo

Was a pretty wild pitch. I’m not sure Kendall does any better blocking that one.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

And this is why I love this site

Trey and Dayton may not be able to educate me, but you guys do

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kendall is a great gamecaller

which is why this team’s pitching is the worst in baseball

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fields done for the year

so much for having any shot of winning the Getz trade

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

NoOptionsitis flared into

season ending hip surgery

but as long as he’s on the 60 Day DL, he can use roids

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're playing this to the bone

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The following guys totally piss me off ...

In alphabetical order: Ankiel, Bloomquist, Butler, Chen, Getz, Farnsworth, Gordon, Hughes, Maier, Tejada.

by Gus Zernial on Apr 25, 2010 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He's gonna have to one hop the scoreboard first.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he can play the fielddddd

granted, it’s badly but

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any Top Gear fans?

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 1:54 PM EDT reply actions  

2 man bench + 8 man bullpen = awesome

fucking Winchester House ya got there, Dayton

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

It's nice to have options

Lots of terrible, terrible options.

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the rain has past

good thing we didn’t have a rainsoaked game that could have been delayed until today or anything. Fucking umps

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW

Hillman is full of shit when it comes to Brayan Pena’s power. Pena as a LHB isn’t that good

And in the scheme of things, replacing Billy with Willie is a Trey move that is both completely moronic and somehow did not backfire until 2 innings later

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Pena's Splits 2009

2009 Batting Splits
Overall AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB HBP SO SB CS AVG OBP SLG OPS
Total 165 17 45 10 0 6 18 12 0 18 0 0 .273 .318 .442 .760
As LHB 103 0 29 7 0 5 12 7 0 9 0 0 .282 .321 .495 .816
As RHB 62 0 16 3 0 1 6 5 0 9 0 0 .258 .313 .355 .668

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at the minors

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sailors And Sox

In a rain delay. It’s on WGN. I’m watching with the sound down. Another slow day at work.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

offering an olive branch

only Trey offers a fucking olive branch to the guy who fucked him over last night. No wonder umps treat this team like Rodney Dangerfield

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

For a lot of reasons

I wish Hillman would have told him he is a piece of shit and gotten tossed.

by Black and Gold on Apr 25, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAY BANNY!!!

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone!!!

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite gif, in that it is also my worst gif

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still love it

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Gor Defense!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

GORDON WEB GEM!!!

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

demote that man now

Getzoutz needs a roster spot

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

That Was My

First impression. Maybe it’s a pathetic attempt at a makeup call.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just watched it 3 times on the DVR, replay is inconclusive

it was very close, but I guess tie goes to the runner… So we were probably given a gift on that one.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great Fielding Plays

Are rewarded sometimes.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another Banny-Induced Popup

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, now I get to hear ESPN say...

Alex Gordon! He was supposed to be the next star of the sport…. and he failed miserably

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

if DM lets Gordon succeed then

people would stop saying that the Royals had nothing in the system when DM took over

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, DDJ, Let's

Do this thing.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Start

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

The 7th Inning

Is the beginning of the end.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

DDJ is on fire lately

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

DDJ has been raking lately

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

question on gameday

If you goto the audio option, do you get the fancy gameday even if you didn’t pay for audio.

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Apr 25, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm Not Sure

I’ve always paid for it.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too, that is why I ask

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long does Scotty Pods hold the best batting average...

Its plummeting like a stone right now.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

thats a second, he stopped a guy last night.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Froggie MLM on twitter says

Owen was windmilling and DDJ pulled up on his own. True?

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://twitter.com/froggiemlm

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Windmill has been pretty solid the last couple games.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

He's on fire

That’s at least 2 good holds in a row.

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus a nice send last night too

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another Weak Liner

Drops for Zilla.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

needs to be bigger

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was waiting for that... I almost pulled a Michael Scott and said it myself

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very unexpected.
Thought he might hit 420

Stuck following the Royals since 1976.

by A. B. Aird on Apr 25, 2010 2:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Pods grit!

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't wait to for Photoshop CS5 to come out, I have soooooo many ideas

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butler Is Swinging

Like he has 2 strikes all the time lately.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

not a great ab by butler

oh well, let’s see if guillen can get it done

"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt...he lives vicariously...through himself- He is the most interesting man in the world"

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Apr 25, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe Lefebvre didn't go to Fox trax after that ball that could have gone over the backstop

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hoagy Refusing To

Walk.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

A Hoagypop RBI!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

nice job

guillen

"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt...he lives vicariously...through himself- He is the most interesting man in the world"

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Apr 25, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He Could Have

Walked. The pitches he took were way off.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

but then we wouldn't have scoard!

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to At Bat

none of the pitches to Guillen were close to the strike zone (but he swung at 3 anyway)

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

God damn I love the sac-fly

Funny Mentals is where its at.

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday Says Bert

Was right.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday can F*** itself

I AM THE LAW

/Greg Gibson (through the mouth of the home plate ump)

by kcbottom9th on Apr 25, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oops

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

when will great gamecaller Jason Kendall get around to

not lettiing Morneau beat up on us?

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy schmokes

what exactly was banny trying to do there?

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

90 MPH Shoulder

High over the outer half. Not that bad, really, Morneau just caught up to it. Usually hitters don’t.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luckily, Banny gets better the second time through the order

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

He Went Up

And got that one.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Morneau

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't hate him for being beautiful

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't get away with

hangin a fastball a foot high out of the zone with this guy

by bigmark14 on Apr 25, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

but seriously

that’s a pitch you try and get people to go after, no reward should be given to morneaiaou

by bigmark14 on Apr 25, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

There’s no canada like FRENCH CANADA

by bigmark14 on Apr 25, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the bright side... Morneau nearly took out that douche cap wearing "super fan"

God I hate that kid.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

*cape wearing

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah fuck that kid...

Goofy looking douchewad

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats debatable

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah....Are there multiple "Royals Boys"

Or does that asshole travel with the team?

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He travels, they showed him in Toronto...

He also followed them from Pittsburgh to Texas last year.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god the Twinks

Got rid of thoes road pinstriped unis….thoes were a fucking eye sore.

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one that feels lost when B-Ref goes down

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Apr 25, 2010 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

Although it seems to be working for me

by kcbottom9th on Apr 25, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Banny Hits 92?

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Its the same gun that said Hochevar hit 97

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thus The ?

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meeeeeeh

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

chooo choooo

all aboard the 106 train!!!!!!!

where's ross gload to explode the process?

by blue bandwagon on Apr 25, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Big Mac To

The mound early.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

really knocked the crap out of that one

by scobes on Apr 25, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Walking To Omaha

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

A walk!

Gordon, take a seat on the bench. You’re not up there to walk, you’re up there to swing the bat.

by scobes on Apr 25, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

That graphic of pouring the Miller light into the baseball is pretty piss poor...

The volume of that ball stays the same while the still pour half a bottle into it.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

in vegas

Stuck following the Royals since 1976.

by A. B. Aird on Apr 25, 2010 2:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

damn near a foot outside

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

i hate it when im trying to make fun of them and they luck into success

by scobes on Apr 25, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yu-bet!

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Yu-Bet Must Have

An insane BABIP right now.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

.339

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royals as a team .325

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd Have Thought

It would be at least .350.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scotty Pods has a .442

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Argh

Can’t do this today.

The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. -- Albert Einstein

by The Ol' Perfesser on Apr 25, 2010 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

in vegas

Stuck following the Royals since 1976.

by A. B. Aird on Apr 25, 2010 2:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

DDJ Hit It

Too high.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Distance Was OK

It just needed to bounce before it got there.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a baseball site that conveniently breaks up Starter vs Reliever combined stats?

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by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Mitch Maier

Is really helpful in run production

by Gus Zernial on Apr 25, 2010 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

He Was Hot

Coming out of ST, so Trey glued him to the pine. This is what you get.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

in vegas

And wearing my royals tshirt at this small concert at the bar when the singer stops in midsong and basically tells the crowd that I must be the unluckiest fan in the world. Yup, our kc royals.

Stuck following the Royals since 1976.

by A. B. Aird on Apr 25, 2010 2:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

A-Gor Slays His

Arch nemesis, the IF popup.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Gopher reference

DRINK!!!

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey

Did you apply for that PSU position?

by Dadunca on Apr 25, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...

I talked to my former advisor who is now the Department Chair, he said that they hire on based on 3 qualifiations. Academics, Teaching Experience, and Industry Experience with Industry Experience being the priority of the three, combine that with grades that aren’t exactly stellar with basically no teaching experience, it just seemed like to big of a long shot.

He didn’t discourage it, but basically put my odds at very slim.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry Dude

If grades ever come up in an interview for a teaching position, here’s a perfect response: “it was always hard for me to be a good student because I always thought about how I’d rather be teaching the class.”

It works unbelievably well. Happy hunting.

by Dadunca on Apr 25, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah I didn't really want to teach...

I really want to get out of this town… Going to college in your hometown is a recipe for disaster.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Gophers?

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Golden Gophers

Always said in a real Minnesota accent. Not the Royals’ perception of a Minnesota accent.

by MinnesotaRoyal on Apr 25, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you have seen Fargo

That is how I assume all Minnesotans speak.

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I Saw

“Strange Brew” I assumed they were exaggerating the Canada-speak. Nope.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen that one..

But it is a killer Cream song

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by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The McKenzie Brothers

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ozzie Has Pierre

Leading off playing LF. He just stole 2B.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Bert Only Has

Hands.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Sneaky play Gordon

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by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I Missed That

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible throw to 1B...

Allowing Butler to throw back to 3rd getting the lead runner.

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by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf just happened?

"We don’t have guys with a long history of being effective in the seventh and eighth innings."
~Trey Hillman, master of understatements.

by RoyalPug on Apr 25, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

did Ryan just say

the ball Butler in the first was hit “hard”? idiot

by scobes on Apr 25, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh-Oh. 1-2-3 And

So the scoring drought begins.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I made myself as a starting pitcher in Road to the Show

I threw a complete game with 8 strikeouts and 1 ER, then got the message that I was going to be bumped from the rotation to the bullpen for Brian Bullington coming back from the DL. I went to the manager and said I thought I should be starting, and he agreed to give me a trial start… the next day. Two days after throwing 108 pitches, I went out and gutted out 7 innings, giving up two ER with 4 strikeouts. My reward? I got traded to the Brewers for Doug Davis.

It’s eerie how accurately this video game represents the Royals front office.

by Soria's Unibrow on Apr 25, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats fantastic.

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by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

RTTS

is so ridiculously frustrating.

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

by Kyled85 on Apr 25, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Podsednik

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by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I Think Bert

Could do that.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

did it take you that long to realize how little credibility DM has?

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

a buddy text me

and said “let’s thing of 5 player moves he’s done right.” we have 3.

by scobes on Apr 25, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aviles to miss next couple games at Omaha

HBP last night

Schaum on Twitter

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Will

Just curious…when you write that caption “Twins play game the right way” under that photo, are you implying that the Twins get lucky breaks and/or close calls? I’m not disagreeing with you, I’m just looking for clarification as it would be interesting to read your perspective.

by Royals Nation on Apr 25, 2010 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Will's Not Here

Right now. He’s walking with his wife.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweendog on 1B

For the Sailors.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I still root for that guy

Also, I want the Mariners to kick ass this year so that maybe the Royals will decide to be more like them. Which would progress us to something around average.

by Soria's Unibrow on Apr 25, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

over/under

on a leadoff double scoring here?

by bigmark14 on Apr 25, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Bert Gap Blast

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Alex

You’re playing for your roster spot somehow

by Soria's Unibrow on Apr 25, 2010 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Gordon will get punished there

for hitting a ball hard. Kendall will get praised for trying to give himself up by grounding to the pitcher

by scobes on Apr 25, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kendall playing the right way

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lazy Walking Bastard

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clogging the bases

How can you expect Yu-Bet to run full speed when he could run into Mitch

"We don’t have guys with a long history of being effective in the seventh and eighth innings."
~Trey Hillman, master of understatements.

by RoyalPug on Apr 25, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yu-Bet is the fastest he's ever been

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Dwayne Wade is willing the Heat to victory. I think he’s up to 44 points now

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

don't get me wrong, we still suck, but

it seems like there have definitely been more good at bats this year. That’s a step in the right direction, right? Maybe they will eventually turn into walks?

by play4'ships on Apr 25, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

If I was a pitcher

I’d pitch every pitch to Yuni at the eyes high

"Losing is a disease..." - The Natural

by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

How's our starting pitching

Is Gil so bad, we rank awful?

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by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

starters: 4.91 ERA, 1.44 WHIP
relievers: 6.71 ERA, 1.87 WHIP

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finding some interesting stuff

on the KC A’s. At least baseball is keeping me distracted this afternoon…

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Greg, age 8

by loyal2theroyals on Apr 25, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

There's A Google

Book about Municipal Stadium I found the other day.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid AB?

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

YUNI

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

what the eff

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Yunit comes through

Slowey is leaving a lot of pitches up and somebody is going to whack one. The ump is also giving him the outside corner against lefties. There have been several good ABs this inning, like Smirky and Mitch.

POD WILL EXPLOD!!!!1!!

by Juancho on Apr 25, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

MAN!!

The Wind robbed DDJ… He crushed that one.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet Bob Davis had a heart attack.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm Sure He

Shit himself.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did George Brett

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark that throws people up until they have to open a beach.

by ratherfantastic on Apr 25, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who Mentored Who?

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't he do that

as a fun party trick?

POD WILL EXPLOD!!!!1!!

by Juancho on Apr 25, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess he's ready now

but has to wait out the 15 days. Rumor is Gordo goes back to Omaha when he comes back.

"Losing is a disease..." - The Natural

by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

until Friday

then we demote Gordon for some reason

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by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that's true

they should look at Hochevar and see that doesn’t work. Hochevar has been better this year, and they didn’t screw around with him this spring. He knew he had a spot, so he could relax and pitch.

"Losing is a disease..." - The Natural

by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

THey said on the radio that

Gordon was likely to stay. Pitcher going down.

by Dadunca on Apr 25, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bert trying to stop the boo's

by attempting to throw the fans a ball

"Losing is a disease..." - The Natural

by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hard To Believe

It’s only 2-2.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

There once was a catcher named Mauer
Who hit with a whole lot of power
He hit one so hard
It went out of the yard
And I shit my new Eddie Bauers.

POD WILL EXPLOD!!!!1!!

by Juancho on Apr 25, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

You misspelled Pauer

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-6-1 Fail

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you see how athletic Yuni looked on that DP? Holy Shit!

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

why the fuck are they running a MIN/KC ad now on 96.5?

the last game is in the 5th inning!

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

"DUDE"

we gotta get to the game now… in the 8th inning

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by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fact that those two didn't run into each other surprises me

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Can they make any more excuses for Kendall

- .-. ..- … – / – …. . / .—. .-. - .. . … …

by Jeff Zimmerman on Apr 25, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Cuddyer always been white?

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by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

He was born a poor black child

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to gamecast,
M Cuddyer continues to bat after dropped foul ball by catcher J Kendall.

WTF happened to merit gamecast calling him out like that? Dayton is going to be pissed.

by play4'ships on Apr 25, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What is this, the Keystone Kops?

That was three errors in one inning and they still didn’t score.

POD WILL EXPLOD!!!!1!!

by Juancho on Apr 25, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I Know, It

Seems like it should be 5-2 or so. Day Banny is magic.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLBTV Getting Flaky

Again.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh,

did that promo just say “surprising start to the season”?

by scobes on Apr 25, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

“We don’t totally suck yet, surprising”

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by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Is Royals

“Not sucking”. Most teams this would blow balls.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Split still doesn't sound right...

But I still prefer him over Frank.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Mr. Sunday strikes again

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

HOAGY ON FIRE!

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

On pace for 66

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't That Be

Hilarious?

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Guillen is playing out of his mind.

I still say he doesn’t hit more than 21 HR’s

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

The Slowest HR

Trot in MLB.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

can't afford to have to use Brayan Pena to pinch run for Guillen on a home run trot

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by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of those pitches to Callaspo were in the strike zone

When our hitting luck changes, it’s going to be ugly.

"I think a tactical error might have been committed by the manager of the Royals"

by KSinDC on Apr 25, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe He Thought

They’d PR for him and get him out of the game. Cerebral.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

See he was setting up a DP

"Losing is a disease..." - The Natural

by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

And Keeping Thome

In the park.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I love Day Banny

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Flash Poll

Using the really unscientific 1st/2nd/etc starter measurement, What is Banny right now?

High 4 maybe?

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably Just Lucky

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gordon, maier, betancourt

I see great things happening at the plate this inning!

by DogDaysofSummer on Apr 25, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

good call

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-Gor Needs To

Splash one.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone Said They're

Sending a pitcher down. Does Zack have options?

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maier and Gordon produce a run

Definitely need to ship them both to Omaha now.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

!

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Scanners gif

is an integral part of the professional macro artist’s arsenal. It’s useful almost anywhere.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its bookmarked just in case of inexplicable things like

a Betancourt walk

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

In that case

is it Mark Quinn’s head?

by scobes on Apr 25, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only I were that good of a graphic artist.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Splitt just knifed Ryan

“Runs well for a former catcher, doesn’t he?”

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Splitt reads this site

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan is CONTINUALLY

babbling about how Kendall “runs well for a catcher”.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan always gushes how Kendal "Runs well" IE like a brick

While Mitch is one of the fastest guys on the team and used to be a catcher.

"We don’t have guys with a long history of being effective in the seventh and eighth innings."
~Trey Hillman, master of understatements.

by RoyalPug on Apr 25, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Maier Runs Well

For a catcher! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Credit Where Credit's Due Dept.:

Yuni busts his ass getting down the line on grounders, I’ll give him that.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yuni is fast for a chubby shortstop

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by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a pleasant change

from watching Guillen “run out” grounders.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Return the favor for all the games he blew?

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

DDJ Is On

A tear. Isn’t it early for that?

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Contract year?

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

all 3 outfielders have an option for next year

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

From your lips to god’s ears?

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

decline DDJ, renew Ankiel?

they’re both in line for $6M in 2011 and we can’t afford them both

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And given the option, Im sure thats what GMDM does...

Then DDJ is signed by the Bo Sox to play center next year

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where he gets voted to start the All-Star game

and finishes fourth in the MVP voting.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite hitting his career OPS of 110

But he gets a lot of runs and RBIs hitting 2nd in their lineup?

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allard would jump all over him in a heart beat... So would Bill James.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not?

He’s a good player who has been toiling mostly in obscurity

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ron Mahay being used as more of a situational lefty in Minnesota

there’s reasons why the Twins win and we lose

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

TV frozen

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Odd, Mine's Not

For once.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

why can't we sac fly

"Losing is a disease..." - The Natural

by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

because for some reason

when our lefties hit a flyball to LF, it looks like it’s with a 9 iron…

by bigmark14 on Apr 25, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have more than enough insurance

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan, shut the fuck up

about the Gophers.

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by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Amazingly, Some Of

These professional athletes were good at other sports.

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by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

In all fairness Mauer is

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not listening to the game today

Having to do some work. So I just assumed he was talking about the Royals ;)

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yet, inexplicably

I can’t ever recall Ryan talking about Dave Winfield.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford had scholarship offers in 4 sports

and turned them all and signed with Tampa after being drafted.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

track, baseball, football

what would the other possibly be?

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

by Kyled85 on Apr 25, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hockey

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basketball

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many times will we have a guy on 3rd with 1 out (or fewer)

and we don’t get them home?

"Losing is a disease..." - The Natural

by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Screwed yet again

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Right on the forearm...

thats gonna hurt for a couple days

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, Banny, this is your last inning

Do what you can to keep the bullpen at bay :D

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

there is no way these runs dont score, and totally fuck Banny

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might be a good time

to put in Soria.

POD WILL EXPLOD!!!!1!!

by Juancho on Apr 25, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Might be highest leverage spot of the game

But I can’t see Trey getting Soria up to start the 7th in the event that we hit this situation. So instead we have Dusty Hughes!

I'm sure everything will be fine

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot this

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate to admit

but I don’t know how to do that.

by Black and Gold on Apr 25, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

dumbass

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

and thats totally not how I do it.

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

when I do it there are "<>" involved with word code in the middle

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too, until this moment

@ is much less annoying

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

But I'm a fan of the lazy way

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

what an amazing development

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer: “Vent radioactive gas?” [types] Y E S.
       “Sound alertness horn?” Y E S. [it sounds in the distance]
       “Decalcify calcium ducts?” Well, give me a Y, give me a…Hey!
       All I have to type is Y. [to Marge] Hey, Miss Doesn’t-find-me-
       attractive-sexually-anymore: I just tripled my productivity!
Marge: Good. Good for you.
Homer: Y. Y. Let’s see, so many letters to choose from. I’ll pick Y!

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the at symbol works?

wow much easier

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the help everyone.

Now I can finally contribute sarcastic comments to the discussion.

They will add a lot.

by Black and Gold on Apr 25, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

the FSN feed is frozen again

I went to the Plaza and said "this is where the parade will be held when Dayton Moore gets fired"

by BHWick on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

According to At Bat

The second pitch was a fastball right down the middle. Thankfully it was fouled off.

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Coming This Summer

From Wes Craven, the Master of Horror: a new film so terrifying, we can’t even show you any scenes.

Lindsay Lohan. Dusty Hughes. Kyle Farnsworth. In the Hands of the Bullpen.

Rated NC-17.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I've heard

She is amazing at inducing DP’s

by kcbottom9th on Apr 25, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

well played, sir.

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

by Kyled85 on Apr 25, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Lovely Lass?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought she was cuter

before she lost so much weight. I don’t enjoy the “8 year old boy” skinny look.

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

by Kyled85 on Apr 25, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

unless Kendell becomes the bullpen catcher. Bazinga.

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

by Kyled85 on Apr 25, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

How About This

“In The Hands And Hands Of The MIF”

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know, but we need to start tracking

the runs he produces with this bat vs the runs he allows with his glove

"Losing is a disease..." - The Natural

by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe its call Rar

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but I don't keep the numbers

I know I can look it up, but hey, I’m lazy. If it ain’t on the box score, I just read it here. You guys are such hard workers.

"Losing is a disease..." - The Natural

by RoyalsRule on Apr 25, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butterfingers Bert! I

Thought he came off the bag early, too.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew

Dusty comes through!

Nicely done :D

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Splitt's going to get fired

He blamed that play on Yuni.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Apr 25, 2010 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Butler, Guillen, Callaspo

Against non-lefty specialist Ron Mahay

by sterlingice on Apr 25, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

does anybody else do this?

I don’t even watch gameday while at work. I’m able to keep pace with the game just through everyone’s comments.

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

by Kyled85 on Apr 25, 2010 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Lifes too short to be working all the time

Quit your job man..Obama will take care of you

Don't Fuccop Succop

by chicks_love_chiefs on Apr 25, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

JoGui bomb...

or K here?

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way. --- Red O'Donnell

by averagegatsby on Apr 25, 2010 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

The Latter

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Apr 25, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

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