The accidental picture of the Banana Suit Man brings back memories of the awe in which we all felt upon first glimpse of the Paterson video of an upright bipedal hominid in a Northern California creek bed, I think we have to take this idea to the people. Furthermore this is required to combat the influx of caped crusaders based off baseball teams which has only diluted the already tumultuous relationships we all have with super heroes that flare fabulous fabric out behind them.
I suggest we take a stand and vote on an official RR Rally Uniform that can, nay, should be worn to the K. Don't think of this as another poll. This is your patriotic duty as a Royals fan to approve a suit, an identity of the fan base that can be worshiped and lore told about through generations. The obvious choice is the noble banana. More patriotic ideas after the jump.
I would like to add that though the Banana is the logical patriotic symbol arguments can be made for a Gorilla because of likeness to a certain Cryptid that inhabits North America with particular concentration in the Pacific North West. In continuum the Gorilla suit would serve a specific purpose in our eventual take over of Grass Creek.
I say if we steal the Bigfoot from the Mariners their ground assault should be all but neutralized. ALL YOUR BIGFEET ARE BELONGS TO US!
Disclaimer; THIS IS ALL IN FUN, I actually think that people should express their team spirit in any possible way they want. I rather like the fact that we can wear what we want. Happy Voting.