Marginal Outfield upgrade: Check

Invests over 3 million with a MUTUAL option on Rick Ankiel.

Improves bullpen with marginal major league pitchers with almost no experience: Check

SIgns Dusty Hughes, Josh Rupe and Bruce Chen.

Upgrades the catcher position with a 35 year old light hitting veteran: Check

Kendall received 3 million bucks per season on a two year deal.

Decreases the pro talent by demoting Mike Aviles and Kila Ka'aihue. CHECK

Also encourages the coaches to provide the worst possible outfield alignment. CHECK

Has done little to improve the minor leagues. CHECK

Didn't trade Greinke at the peak of his value. CHECK

Has cashed his paychecks on time. CHECK