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"Jane Doe"

Is really “Chris Berman”

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by RoyalsRetro on May 21, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yet they have no problem

with the shit they put on the air

~~~Damn, I wish i had a clever signature

by who am i? on May 21, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm telling you

if you are a lawyer looking for work, bone up on Connecticut employment law and move to Bristol, CT. The Worldwide Leader’s HR Department has apparently not changed its policies and procedures since the network got started.

"Now…put that in your [BLEEP]ing pipe and smoke it." -Hal McRae

"I was doing this when BJ was in his father's nutsack." -Renzo Gracie

by Sweep_the_Leg on May 21, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This post is Harold Reynolds approved

And Steve Phillips endorsed!

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by RoyalsRetro on May 21, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

$15K seems like a paltry amount

I’d have thought they’d just pay that & be done w/ it (especially given her 20 odd years of service)

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on May 21, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not agreeing with ESPN in any way.

But, how does someone get $15,000 for pooping in a trashcan.

"I DARE you to make less sense."

by dejackso on May 21, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was Trey's salary?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 21, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

She could get more money

if she pooped in a tin can.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on May 21, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

The Kansas City Royals; Successfully failing since 1986

by labbadabba on May 21, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right now it's "in excess of 15k"

So, probably a couple years worth of salary + emotional damages

Unless I'm wrong...
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by Top Ramen on May 21, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

"I DARE you to make less sense."

by dejackso on May 21, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does she at least get to keep the trash can?

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by RoyalsRetro on May 21, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand where the lawsuit is coming from

but I don’t understand the lady’s story.

She couldn’t make it to the restroom, but could run down the hall to a conference room, lock the door, de-pants, and balance over a trashcan in time?

I’m sure ESPN has wireless internet, she should’ve set up shop in the ladies room.

Unless I'm wrong...
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by Top Ramen on May 21, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to question her about that.

If you suffer from IBS or sometimes even GERD, there are moments where you instantly have to go. I don’t know the building layout, but it can be difficult to make it even 20 feet from where you are standing. Perhaps, the conference room was right where she was.

I wonder if going in your pants might not be a better option, though.

"I DARE you to make less sense."

by dejackso on May 21, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

But The Publicity

Will make it all worthwhile

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on May 21, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

As it stands
To clarify: Jane’s symptoms — perhaps compounded by the stress of the workplace — would so overwhelm her that she would have to dash into a meeting room, lock the door, crap in a garbage can, double-bag it, and then dispose of her own waste. As it happens, this is also how ESPN makes First Take.

I feel bad laughing out loud at work.

by Cairo on May 21, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That's okay

My favorite was:

Even worse, ESPN Germany has been airing the footage.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on May 21, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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