Pay whatever respects you may have to now former-Royal Alberto Callaspo, I guess. I don't have much to say. He was a pretty average player, pretty decent on offense, pretty God awful on defense. On RR he was mostly the target of wife-beating jokes and lots, and lots, and lots of gifs. But all the barbs aside, I never harbored any sort of hatred towards Bert. Even though he has had a few personal troubles, he will be remembered by me as a dude who never complained, always tried to help his team win, on a slew of horrible teams, which might actually be a hard thing to do (like I know anything about professional athletes) I shall unofficially retire all the Bert gifs (gif haters rejoice!)

Gif retirement after El Jumpo

 Perhaps the most celebrated Bert gif, of course ruined by my gif whoring nature.

 The averagegatsby staple. Very appropriate for Bert's grand slams

 Bertzooka. Your argument is invalid

 Running out of caption ideas. It's a generic Bert picture that was frequently used.

 Bert and Miguel Olivo sing about rubber ducks in a totally not gay way.

 Live feed of RatherfantasterBeek

Goodnight, Sweet Bert

[If I missed any Bert gifs, and chances are I did, feel free to post them. If you don't feel like it, fine. It's an internet "Goodbye/ Gif Retirement" thing. This isn't exactly serious or anything]