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Royals Waive Jose Guillen, Allow Everyone To Move On With Their Lives

For the Royals, the dream finally died. For us, the nightmare ends. Bob Dutton reports that the Royals have waived Guillen, bringing up a zillionth reliever to replace him.

The big or medium or small or please God just take him trade never came. Before, or after the non-waiver deadline. The Royals did their absolute damnedest to move Guillen, showcasing him like no other. Guillen appeared in 106 games with the Royals, including 105 starts. Guillen ended his career as a Royal with an 0-21 stretch, a nice middle finger out the door for everyone.

The Royals squeezed out a modicum of value (still probably a net negative given his salary, but whatevs) this season from a semi-revived Guillen. I hope it was worth everyone's time. Here's a quick summary of Guillen's Royal career:

  • 2008: Ends up nearly exactly at replacement level. Is one of the most overpaid players in the game.
  • 2009: Is hurt, is even worse. Absolutely one of the worst players+contracts in baseball.
  • 2010: Posts best offensive & defensive numbers as a Royal, yet is still worth something like only half a win above replacement. The 7th best position player on a terrible team.

The Royals paid Guillen $36 million dollars over the last three seasons, and for that money they received 340 games of .256/.308/.420 hitting. That's a below average OPS, along with non-existent baserunning and mostly bad to terrible defense. Money horribly spent. An expensive non-solution that did nobody save Jose Guillen a peck of good. Guillen can now go into the Hall of Average Players For Awhile That Actually Kinda Sucked A Lot as a Royal, however, as his 340 games in KC is more than he played with his eight other teams. Take that, Pirates!

I hope Guillen has saved some money, because he's got two months of big paychecks left for the rest of his life.

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YIPPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Alex Gordon:

I still think you will be awesome, but for the love of God, please stop getting hurt.

Sincerely,

RF

by RoyalFlush on Aug 5, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

It was sure worth Jose's time

"Never get less than 12 hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as as city. And never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese." -Coach Bobby Finstock

by Sweep_the_Leg on Aug 5, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOHOOOOO!

That is all.

"Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic."

by MinnesotaRoyal on Aug 5, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

If Yuni was next (even over the off-season)

I might be convinced that Moore had a plan all along.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball...Rock Chalk Talk

by Warden11 on Aug 5, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you think they snuck out of Oakland

While he was sleeping, and just left an voice mail message on his cell phone?

by kcbottom9th on Aug 5, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Picked up his bed

and walked it out of the hotel. Left it on the street where he woke up and ran in his PJs and socks to try to make the team. Oh, wait….

"Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic."

by MinnesotaRoyal on Aug 5, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was waiting for this picture.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball...Rock Chalk Talk

by Warden11 on Aug 5, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the bigger joke?

that that’s out of a movie? or that jose can’t run?

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by AtTheWall on Aug 5, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

EFF!!!

I was so excited I messed up the link

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guillen was DLed for the rest of 2009 after a day game in Oakland last year

day games in Oakland = kryptonite to Guillen

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by BHWick on Aug 5, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jose Guillen

All-Time Royals History Ranks:

Home Runs – 26th (45)
RBI – 40th (199)
Doubles – 46th (67)
SLG (min. 100 games) – 41st (.420)
OBA (min. 100 games) – 111th (.308)
OPS+ (min. 100 games) – 68th (94)

Our hearts: 1st

= #1 GREATEST ROYAL OF ALL-TIME

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by RoyalsRetro on Aug 5, 2010 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

How about Win Shares?

Surely he must have eclipsed David Howard by now?

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Aug 5, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why....

…do we need 3 CF’s in AAA on the 40-Man roster? I’m assuming the reason they havn’t brought up Ed Lucas is because they don’t have room for him on the 40-man.

I view him as another player (28 years old), who has never had a MLB shot, who should at least be given a turn to get some MLB AB’s.

by Section304 on Aug 5, 2010 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

he wasn't

R.I.P. cwhitman412, Frederick0220, & Mets2k9

by doublestix on Aug 5, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, there's our answer.

He must be a guy they could lose to the Rule 5.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess

he was signed as a minor league free agent. i think he was like the 3rd overall pick by the mets in ’04, got injured, never amounted to much yet. the numbers are good enough to give him a shot, i think.

R.I.P. cwhitman412, Frederick0220, & Mets2k9

by doublestix on Aug 5, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll Be Safe

I’m sure.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 5, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The usual

Stupid idiotz!! Get rid of our best RBI and HR guy! Jeez! I’m fucking done with this team!!

Is that the case?

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANOTHER PENNY PINCHING MOVE BY DAVID ASS!!!

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by RoyalsRetro on Aug 5, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I miss Bopper

well not really, but a little bit

Unless I'm wrong...
My Twitter feed

by Top Ramen on Aug 5, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

from Facebook

the fringe comes out

“Okay he is only LEADING OUR TEAM IN RBI’S and HOMERS jeez people”
“this crap makes it hard to like the royals u know heaven forbid we have someone hit 20 homeruns in a season”
“David Glass, needs to fire, Dayton Moore, he has no idea, and send him as a package deal to Baltimore”
“Yeah, I don’t get all the celebration. Why was he so bad again?”
“im sorry but Jose is pretty much all our power. how is this good news to be losing it? am i the only one that likes this guy?”
“I like Jose guillen and also mitch maier SUCKS he’s horrible guillen has such better power numbers and he drives in runs wow”
“At least try to get something out of him he’s got good numbers the royals are so stupid make a trade we should’ve kept ankiel young good fielding and he’s got power”
“you dont cut the guy leading ur team in HR’s or RBI’s just saying they have got nothing out of it this is why the royals are the laughing stock of the league”
“Bad move by the Royals, but what else is new!”

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by BHWick on Aug 5, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish it were possible to explain to the one person why Jose IS so bad.
Yeah, I don’t get all the celebration. Why was he so bad again?

Even if we told you, you wouldn’t understand.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I thought that was Treys response

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by kcscoliny on Aug 5, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. oops.

There were so many Trey-isms I get them mixed up.

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good work.

Is it bad that I want the Royals to just start releasing people to see the reactions on Facebook?
Like if we released Kendall… people would go nuts.

It’s too bad they never put the Ankiel/Farnsworth news on facebook and hid it under Yost’s extension. That would have also been a classic shitstorm.

by Cwide on Aug 5, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's humorous.

But also depressing. You never want your fellow fans to be dumbshits. We aren’t in St. Louis.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never want my fellow

humans to be dumbshits. I can’t read comments hardly anywhere on the internet.

by sfeldkamp on Aug 5, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Comments

try reading what columnists have to say…..from sports to politics, the typical Mitch Albom, Maureen Dowd, Charles Krauthammer, or Thomas Friedman is nearly as batshit looney as the stinkly leavings you find in the comments section of hundred of newspaper articles….

by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 5, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda like the Kraut

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" - Unfortunate cricket commentator

by Juancho on Aug 5, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Kraut knows what’s up.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

When's he gonna share it with us?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 5, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's the Kraut from National Review Online yesterday

“It’s obvious where the trend is headed, and over time states are legalizing gay marriage as happened the right way — by legislative action — in D.C., in Vermont, and in New Hampshire.”

The Kraut doesn’t have a problem with gay marriage. He has a problem with the courts declaring gay marriage legal without any input from the state’s elected representatives.

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" - Unfortunate cricket commentator

by Juancho on Aug 7, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's A Little

More complicated than that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage_in_California

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 7, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

These people have to be plants. Or 10 years old.

There is no way that any reasonable person can argue that Guillen was anywhere approaching a good player.

by billexgordler on Aug 5, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

These people have to be plants.

Dumb Cane, I think.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 5, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think, more likely,

They may be casual fans who don’t watch games on TV and maybe attended one game this season, and Guillen happened to homer in that one game.

She thinks she missed the train to Mars; she's out back counting stars.

by KeepItCopacetic on Aug 5, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

My husband and I got into arguments about Guillen's ceiling.

And my husband is a smart guy – I think he was just baiting me (I hope). My counter argument was who gives a shit how good he could be at his maximum goodness if his maximum goodness happens exactly 1.7 weeks of the year? And you had to put up with his bull crap the rest of the time. At this point, I’d rather have Mitch’s consistency out there and him getting a chance to grow to as good as he’s gonna get (even if his ceiling isn’t as high as Josey’s could be and which is obviously in the past anyway) and see what Kila’s got to offer if given a real chance.

by Gross(est) on Aug 5, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure someone deleted my comment about him being Generally Considered An Asshole.

Royals facebookers suck. Last weekend I cracked up when I went into the team store to get a Moustakas t-shirt, because all of the Ankiel shit was like 80% off. No Mitch jerseys or t-shirts either. Fuckers.

Free Brayan Pena!

by mitchfreakingmaier! on Aug 5, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

is really hard to believe.

Place witty signature here.

by LaFLamme on Aug 5, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there any chance that we can post some facebook reactions with every major and minor transactions??

I will start:
“Wow!! Why rush it?! He was ripping the cover off the ball!”
“Okay he is only LEADING OUR TEAM IN RBI’S and HOMERS jeez people”
“this crap makes it hard to like the royals u know heaven forbid we have someone hit 20 homeruns in a season”
“David Glass, needs to fire, Dayton Moore, he has no idea, and send him as a package deal to Baltimore”

by Cwide on Aug 5, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

"Wow!! Why rush it?! He was ripping the cover off the ball!"

This guy hasn’t watched the Royals in a month at least

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by kcscoliny on Aug 5, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Because he uses full sentences and capitalization?

"Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic."

by MinnesotaRoyal on Aug 5, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mainly because it wasn't rushed and he is in a slump

I could be wrong, but that plays a part of it too.

C'MON CHEN!!! ---Will Ferrell

by averagegatsby on Aug 5, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the guy was serious

lol That’s the best part. Dinner for Schmucks anyone? Let’s all invite a facebook fan to a Royals party and make fun of them. lol

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by 306008 on Aug 5, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great move or Greatest?

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by kcscoliny on Aug 5, 2010 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

it wouldn't have to trump much to be the "greatest"

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by AtTheWall on Aug 5, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

point

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't say "Greatest"

because it was so stupid to give Jose the huge contract to begin with. Last year’s extensions of Greinke and Soria were better moves than finally kicking Jose’s sorry ass off the roster.

But definitely a “Great” move today.

by Black and Gold on Aug 5, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You weren't on this site then

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by kcscoliny on Aug 5, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I'm Bret Favres phone

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by kcscoliny on Aug 5, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask Bret what he thinks about the whole Twilight v True Blood feud.

ESPN needs this for the 3pm Sportscenter.

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

It is easy, but try telling that to a 13 year old girl, or who I like to refer to as Bret Favre.

(no there really isn’t any feud, just trying to think of the most inane question)

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok good.

Although I’m a True Blood watcher, so I resent any comparison to Twilight.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally agree.

There is a hierarchy of vampire media it goes as follows;

Blade 1
Interview with a Vampire
True Blood
Blade 2 ….maybe…

CRAP ( I know I’m missing some but…)

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Dracula?

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

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by Warden11 on Aug 5, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah yeah

Dracula was good.

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm along with that.

But True Blood, I would put higher. It’s also so much different, so it’s tough to compare. Anyway, back to the celebration.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

 Why do I have a feeling something may not go right for the Royals in the next couple days?

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

All I see is blue skies, a couple more wins, and many fewer ulcers.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watched Bram Stoker's Dracula recently...

It does NOT hold up. Yikes. I remember liking that movie when it came out. It’s nearly unwatchable now.

by billexgordler on Aug 5, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be prepared to laugh

I bought it for like $3 or something and talked it up to my wife, who’d never seen it. It was pretty embarrassing.

by billexgordler on Aug 5, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the book.

Didn’t really care for the movie.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball...Rock Chalk Talk

by Warden11 on Aug 5, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN, lost boys was good

I wonder if it’ll hold up to the re-watch.

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for the ridiculous outdoor concert

with that really buff and oily dude playing the sax and wearing something that looks like a quarter sweater of chain mail, I think Lost Boys has held up for re-watching.

by RoyalCreole on Aug 5, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It probably the scene that most dates the movie,

but I’ll admit, every time I see it, I giggle uncontrollably.

by RoyalCreole on Aug 5, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's Timmy Somethingorother

Played for Tina Turner for a while.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 5, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Timmy Capello. I looked it up.

He was also in “What’s Love Got to Do with It,” which makes sense.

by RoyalCreole on Aug 5, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Steiner was in Lost Boys?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 5, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that buff.

This guys was more the size of, say, Buff Bagwell. His biceps’ biceps didn’t have biceps.

by RoyalCreole on Aug 5, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buffy's gotta be in there...

The Kansas City Royals; Successfully failing since 1986

by labbadabba on Aug 5, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That show was the Gil Meche of it's time

first two seasons were surprisingly very good, followed by a more-shocking-than-it-should-have-been decline.

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 5, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

"its"

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 5, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buffy?

No way. A woman as a vampire killer is stupid.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

why - would it be better if it

were a male vampire killer?

The Kansas City Royals; Successfully failing since 1986

by labbadabba on Aug 5, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!

Jose Guillen is officially the anti-christ. Since May 22nd, (or for the last 63 games). Guillen is hitting .246/.304/.362… THATS AN OPS OF .666!!! Dayton Moore did the christian thing and cut him

C'MON CHEN!!! ---Will Ferrell

by averagegatsby on Aug 5, 2010 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Praise Jesus

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by AtTheWall on Aug 5, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alou

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 5, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite,

the last one, where, he is, commagasming, all over, the, place.

re: firing DM, a couple of things: first, if David Glass were to fire him, then he would not be able to also include him as a “package deal”. second, who else would be included in this package? are we trading for players, buck showalter, or juan samuel?

BOOM YOSTED!

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Aug 5, 2010 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I've come to the conclusion

that the people who post to the Royals’ facebook page are too busy fucking around on facebook to actually WATCH the games.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Aug 5, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have Farmville farms to tend to

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by RoyalsRetro on Aug 5, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have two monitors at work.

Really helps when watching RR and handling customers/facebook at the same time.

Free Brayan Pena!

by mitchfreakingmaier! on Aug 5, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow!

I never thought it would happen.

by sfeldkamp on Aug 5, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody know?

Is he likely to be claimed off of waivers? That would be nice.

by Trey Hillman's Chin on Aug 5, 2010 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

not a chance he's claimed

traded for next to nothing… maybe

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by AtTheWall on Aug 5, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he'll take the assignment in Omaha

LOL

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by kcscoliny on Aug 5, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

By the ROyals have shown a willingness now to eat his whole salary, so someone might chuck an F prospect for first dibs on him once he clears waivers.

by kcbottom9th on Aug 5, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

So how does his contract work?

He doesn’t have any type of protection does he? So if he walks, we save $6M? Would he really walk out on $6M??? I guess all he’d have to do is report to Omaha and then hit hte DL (the only thing he’d hit!).

Don't Stop Believing!

by KC Chris on Aug 5, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guaranteed

Baseball contracts are guaranteed. Unless someone else takes on his salary, the Royals will owe it to him.

by sonofmun on Aug 5, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

He gets his money whatever. If he is claimed, the claiming team will pay, if he is released the Royals will pay.

If the Royals assign him to Omaha, he can refuse and leave as a 5 year MLB veteran, but will still get his money.

by kcbottom9th on Aug 5, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

The Royals are the only team that would claim him in this position and they’re the ones that DFA’d him.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

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by Warden11 on Aug 5, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

But if he clears waivers, isn't he a free agent?

With the Royals on the hook for his salary? (unless we choose to put him back on the roster)

by Trey Hillman's Chin on Aug 5, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waivers lasts 3 days

DFA for 10. He will probably clear waivers, which means he can be traded. The Royals will have 7 days to do that, or else put him back on the roster or relaease him.

by kcbottom9th on Aug 5, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotchya.

Worst-case scenario = WIN, anything else is just gravy.

by Trey Hillman's Chin on Aug 5, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he goes 10 days

with noone claiming him/no trades, he does become a FA.

If I understand it correctly, at that point, if someone DOES sign him (surely for a league minimum deal if it were to happen), we are on the hook for what is left of his contract MINUS whatever the team that signs him is paying him…

So if we still owe him $4,000,000 and the Braves (lets say) sign him for $500,000, we’d only owe $3.5M

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Aug 5, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way that works, though

is that the team claiming him usually just pays the league minimum (pro-rated) for the remainder of the season. The player can’t leverage a “better” deal, ‘cause he’s going to get the same amount of money anyway (unless the team claiming him is run by complete blithering idiots willing to pay him more than his remaining salary).

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Aug 5, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct

isn’t the league minimum for a vet around $500K?

BOOM! ROASTED!

by GoBabies!! on Aug 5, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's $400K

Pro-rated at this point, which means the team signing him would pay him around $133K, and we’d eat the rest.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Aug 6, 2010 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

What a difference a week makes!

It’s like DMGM went after the old roster with a weed wacker.

by Black and Gold on Aug 5, 2010 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

This is Bizarro GMDM

I likes it.

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 5, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

can someone make a Jose Guillen Royals music video set to “Hurt” by Johnny Cash?

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by BHWick on Aug 5, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Otis Redding, When

He first heard the Aretha Franklin recording of “Respect”, reportedly said “Well, that ain’t my song no more”.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 5, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a backwards way, this makes me kind of OK with Jason Kendall

Now follow me here … I hate Jason Kendall as much as everyone, although still not as much as Brayan.

But with the recent purging of Ankiel/Podsednik/Guillen, we shaved off most of our old ass veterans, leaving Kendall as the only really old fuck left.

So that means our “veteran leadership” consists of Kendall, Dejesus (next year), and a bunch of unimportant parts like Bloomers, C’mon Chen, Meche … And players like Aviles become a veteran presence.

I’m not so opposed to keeping a few old people around to teach the new guys some things as they trickle in. Kendall’s contract still sucks, but we keep that as a constant reminder that if we piss off GMDM, he will make us pay.

by KyleM on Aug 5, 2010 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I see what you're saying

But I still don’t think Kendall is teaching anything. To me, Pena in his limited time, has played better than Kendall behind the plate. And he seems to call a pretty good game.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well this is in the assumption

That we can’t do anything about Kendall eating Pena’s time. That can’t be OK, but Yost does not seem inclined to change that.

And when Moustakas comes up from AAA with no batting gloves, we’ll all thank Kendall.

by KyleM on Aug 5, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I can't rationalize it to myself

Kendall still sucks

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by AtTheWall on Aug 5, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could tolerate Kendall

if the rest of the lineup was Pujols, Cano, Ramirez, Longoria, Crawford, Hamilton, Choo, and Votto.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Aug 5, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I would rather have Jose Molina. At least he’s good defensively.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe in the abstract...

but I’ll still wince every time he bats.

by billexgordler on Aug 5, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's easy.

He’ll re-acquire the Ankiels, Farnsworths and Podses of the world.

by Black and Gold on Aug 5, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll be in their 5th Moorean prime at age 42

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by AtTheWall on Aug 5, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'd have gone all out

To trade for Carlos Silva to put us over the top.

by kcbottom9th on Aug 5, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB Network talking about him becoming a motivated player and he hits when he is motivated.

That might be a reason the Royals demoted him. He may have more trade value as you can spin that now he is motivated.

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by 306008 on Aug 5, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

They also say...

“There’s no question that he can hit.”

You can’t tell me that.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

want to play 21 questions?

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by AtTheWall on Aug 5, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So in the last month . . .

GMDM has traded away Pods, Ankeil, Farnsworth, and Guillen; but also he has turned down a trade offer for Jeff Francoeur . . .

. . . . is it too much to ask that we sign a couple of Latin American prospects now?

by Chyladin on Aug 5, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

John Hart talking about being careful on the make up of guys.

Billy Ripken talking about how JoGui might never be motivated and that’s his problem. They think at least one team will get something done with the Royals on acquiring JoGui.

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by 306008 on Aug 5, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

please> :)

That gives us at least “cash considerations” from within the division.

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by 306008 on Aug 5, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the big post here

but I thought some of you might enjoy seeing the official 25-man roster WITHOUT JOSE GUILLEN!

Kansas City Royals Active Roster
# Pitchers B/T Ht Wt DOB
19 Brian Bannister R-R 6’1" 215 Feb 28, 1981
41 Bryan Bullington R-R 6’4" 210 Sep 30, 1980
57 Jesse Chavez R-R 6’2" 170 Aug 21, 1983
52 Bruce Chen L-L 6’2" 215 Jun 19, 1977
34 Kyle Davies R-R 6’1" 210 Sep 9, 1983
23 Zack Greinke R-R 6’2" 190 Oct 21, 1983
56 Greg Holland R-R 5’11" 190 Nov 20, 1985
31 Dusty Hughes L-L 5’10" 185 Jun 29, 1982
59 Philip Humber R-R 6’3" 210 Dec 21, 1982
37 Sean O’Sullivan R-R 6’2" 230 Sep 1, 1987
48 Joakim Soria R-R 6’3" 200 May 18, 1984
53 Kanekoa Texeira R-R 6’2" 190 Feb 6, 1986
38 Blake Wood R-R 6’5" 230 Aug 8, 1985

# Catchers B/T Ht Wt DOB
18 Jason Kendall R-R 6’0" 190 Jun 26, 1974
27 Brayan Pena S-R 5’11" 235 Jan 7, 1982

# Infielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
30 Mike Aviles R-R 5’10" 205 Mar 13, 1981
3 Yuniesky Betancourt R-R 5’11" 210 Jan 31, 1982
46 Wilson Betemit S-R 6’2" 220 Nov 2, 1981
16 Billy Butler R-R 6’1" 240 Apr 18, 1986
17 Chris Getz L-R 5’11" 180 Aug 30, 1983
25 Kila Ka’aihue L-R 6’4" 235 Mar 29, 1984

# Outfielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
7 Gregor Blanco L-L 5’11" 170 Dec 24, 1983
8 Willie Bloomquist R-R 5’11" 195 Nov 27, 1977
4 Alex Gordon L-R 6’2" 220 Feb 10, 1984
12 Mitch Maier L-R 6’2" 215 Jun 30, 1982

by Black and Gold on Aug 5, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

So is Humber just a bullpen guy?

Or does he start in Banny’s spot since Yost is skipping Banny once.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yet we kept the one older than me!

Huzzah!

Of course I hate him, but I really like it when there is at least one player on the field older than me so that I don’t feel too old.

by Gross(est) on Aug 5, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

This is now my life.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 5, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's wrong with being born in the 70's?

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by labbadabba on Aug 6, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

That list of outfielders makes me giddy without AnkIlleDnik out there...

Or something like that… I feel there needs to be a name for the evil trinity known as Ankiel, Guillen and Podsednik.

by KyleM on Aug 5, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Runs

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by AtTheWall on Aug 5, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a little wordy

But I think of them as “Symbolic of the Last 25 Years.”

by Black and Gold on Aug 5, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schaum

Says we have freed Kila. Now we free Ed Lucas.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone heard anything about Glass selling the team?

A friend texted me and said its on the twittersphere

C'MON CHEN!!! ---Will Ferrell

by averagegatsby on Aug 5, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, there's a lengthy article about Greinke being publically unhappy.

It’s a FanShot now. I think the Glass rumors are just that – rumors. Nothing to base it on. People just got excited with the Rangers sale and with Cuban out looking at them, I think.

"Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic."

by MinnesotaRoyal on Aug 5, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just read the Greinke story too...

Not sure what I think.

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by averagegatsby on Aug 5, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will someone post the link to the Greinke story please?

Much appreciated!

"This guy here is DEAD!"
"Cross him OFF then!"

by Casper01 on Aug 5, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems to me

That this ought to be its own post. I found it kind of disheartening how pouty Zack sounds. I mean, most of us would agree with what he’s saying, but he sort of indicates that we owe him success. Which may be true also, but… I dunno. Don’t like it.

Place witty signature here.

by LaFLamme on Aug 5, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That seems to be the general opinion

Maybe it’s just Zack saying the emperor has no clues.

Place witty signature here.

by LaFLamme on Aug 5, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

"This guy here is DEAD!"
"Cross him OFF then!"

by Casper01 on Aug 5, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really hard to read that.

He sounds legitimately depressed. Especially his “more of a grind than anything since 2005” line.

FREE BRAYAN PENA.

by JobDDT on Aug 5, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a non-issue. nothing he said was untrue.

This is who Zack is. Why get worked up because “we need him to believe.”

by scobes on Aug 5, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's somewhere in the middle...

…of being an issue and being a non-issue. I agree, there’s no reason to over-react, but certainly it bears keeping in the back of your mind if you’re DM/Glass, just to make sure it doesn’t grow into something more. Better safe than sorry, so to speak. But no, you’re right, there’s no need to over-react to it right now.

"This guy here is DEAD!"
"Cross him OFF then!"

by Casper01 on Aug 5, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia's article on David Glass said he was going to announce he was selling the Royals

yesterday.

Maybe where there’s smoke there is fire?

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.

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by Warden11 on Aug 5, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine with me. Hate that bastard.

"This guy here is DEAD!"
"Cross him OFF then!"

by Casper01 on Aug 5, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

More likely wishful thinking

from a wiki-vandal.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Aug 5, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I spend a lot of time reverting vandalism on Wikipedia

One of the big things there is that everything must be verifiable. If you ever see anything on Wikipedia without a cited source, unless it’s common sense (something like “Paris is the capital of France”), be very skeptical.

She thinks she missed the train to Mars; she's out back counting stars.

by KeepItCopacetic on Aug 5, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially

when it’s said that something “will happen” yesterday, and it did not happen.

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by cmkeller on Aug 5, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

To quote Michael Scott...

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

I once had hope...now I have Moore.

by Dubya on Aug 5, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

This means that I’ll be able to watch baseball again and actually enjoy it!

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 5, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

As much as this news makes me tingle in my special places

Another pitcher? Sheesh.

I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.

by jonfmorse on Aug 5, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus, everybody's gone

I picked the right time to quit paying major attention to Royals stuff.

Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!

by ratherfantastic on Aug 5, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

In fairness to Guillen, might he have been more effective if used

correctly? Guillen,was repeatedly put into roles that exceeded his talent, was probably put in roles that irritated his teammates—how would you like to be Billy Butler and have Jose Guillen batting behind you—had a manager that permitted him to play though injured, a manager who declined to exercise managerial control over the player, etc. etc.

by Coach Feb on Aug 5, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I will grant you that it is a bit bizarre

that Jose was automatically placed into the cleanup spot each and every single game, right up to the day he was DFA’d. What other team has DFA’d a guy who, at that time, was their regular #4 hitter?

by Black and Gold on Aug 5, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot

6. Guy who can exist without his blood clotting.

I once had hope...now I have Moore.

by Dubya on Aug 5, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

……1472. School lunch lady
1473. Car wash operator
1474. 7-11 night clerk
1475. Septic tank cleaner
1476. Gay phone sex customer service
1477. …….

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by Juancho on Aug 5, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am a long time viewer first time commentor

just wanted to say this is the best day in my history of my being a Royals fan.

by tg111 on Aug 5, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

wow.

that’s pretty rough…

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by labbadabba on Aug 5, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't think it's solely because of Guillen

But with the elimination of Ankiel, Farnsworth and Podsednik, he and Kendall represented years of mediocrity and a future clouded by poor decisions in the front office. With only Kendall left (and I suppose maybe Bloomquist) an actualy rebuild is under way, and the storm has appeared to abate. There’s light ahead, and we finally seem to be moving in the right direction.

by JoCro on Aug 5, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry -

the first reply to your first post should have been that rude.

Yes, welcome, stay a while…

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by labbadabba on Aug 5, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

More Like The

Best day in the history of whatever

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 5, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

all Dayton needed the entire time was some

Bye JoGUI!!!!!!!

by Peterman700 on Aug 5, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

"Jose nearly dies"

That moment made me laugh out loud.

by RoyalsFan on Aug 5, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one may have been complaining about 20 HR's and 97 RBI's but no one was really that impressed anyway...

But that .300 OBP and his negative WAR that year… That was something to complain about.

C'MON CHEN!!! ---Will Ferrell

by averagegatsby on Aug 5, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFS

that’s a royals mailbag quote…where have you people been?

by PopeSoria on Aug 5, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh fair enough...

I couldn’t get why you kept saying it

C'MON CHEN!!! ---Will Ferrell

by averagegatsby on Aug 5, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

it all makes sense now...

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by labbadabba on Aug 5, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now

only two remain.

Bloom and Kendoll.

by Peterman700 on Aug 5, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I''d add

Yuni and make that 3.

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 5, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I"d = I'd

My “shift” key must have stuck……..

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 5, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

A sign that were looking forward?

I’ve been out of the country and generally away from the internet for the past month. Thankfully, I had only a little time every few days to check in and see the Royals still sucked.

I came back August 1, and I find Ankiel and Pods are gone. And now JoGui. After all the talk about the future it feels like we’re gearing up to let the young guys get some playing time. (At 26 is Kila still a “young guy”?)

Thanks to the last week’s activity along with jet lag and readjusting to American culture, my return home feels a little surreal and really good—kind of like being stoned for the first time all over again.

by RoyalCreole on Aug 5, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice.

Hey averagegatsby! You need to pick your keepers for fantasy football. C’mon Gatsby!

by AxDxMx on Aug 6, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

Given enough velocity even a pig will fly

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Aug 6, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun fact

In his nearly 3 years, Jose Guillen, feared middle order slugger and cleanup man earning $30m has had 9 multi walk games (all were 2 walk games). In 340 games played

In his last 3 years, Alex Gordon, bust, lazy, uncoachable douche earning around $1.2m has had 18 multi walk games ( a number with more than 2). In 207 Games played

by kcbottom9th on Aug 5, 2010 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

well Alex does have the advantage of having "the smirk"

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by kcscoliny on Aug 5, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like RR has a new tag line

somewhere in there…

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by labbadabba on Aug 5, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

“If that’s one of my worst mistakes — to sign somebody who has 20 home runs and 97 RBIs — I’ll take it.”

Dayton Moore, on Jose Guillen’s 2008

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 5, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't feel like hating DM right now.

Quit posting these quotes. It’s all over now.

by hawkinscm87 on Aug 5, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

He should be congratulated for finally clearing up the dog shit he trod into the carpet.

by kcbottom9th on Aug 5, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes sense to give Kila a legitimate shot

Guillen has sucked the past two months, but was pretty good in the beginning of the year. With the season over you need to play the young players.

Still don’t get all the hate for Guillen. Its not his fault Moore stupidly gave him 12 million. If he got a 3 year 18 million dollar contract everyones opinion of Guillen would be different. He didn’t deserve so much hate but I’m glad he’s gone.

The future really starts now

by GobbleforCyoung on Aug 5, 2010 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Guillen is a tool...

That interview after the game where he caught the ball against the wall where he spent 5 minutes talking about how people thought he was done and how he’s still “got it” was such bullshit. Fuck him.

C'MON CHEN!!! ---Will Ferrell

by averagegatsby on Aug 5, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this the Ron Mahay special?

Will a contending team pick him up for the minimum as a bat off the bench?

by AxDxMx on Aug 5, 2010 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

If I were running a team

I’d pick him up, at minimum WAGE, to clean my stadium after games.

He’s done as a baseball player. I can’t imagine him actually producing for a team down the stretch. If you’re a “contender” who is looking for “another bat” to push you over the top…and Jose Guillen is your answer, then…man, I feel sorry for your fanbase.

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by Sweep_the_Leg on Aug 5, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what happens with his road suites

Does he still get them or does someone else on the team get them?

- .-. ..- … – / – …. . / .—. .-. - .. . … …

by Jeff Zimmerman on Aug 5, 2010 5:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

anything booked already gets donated to the homeless

something the royals have done for years

oh wait, i just made that up

by Freneau on Aug 5, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a real charity in which some stock exchange company

gives $1000 to Habitat for Humanity every time a KC Royal bats 1.000 in a game.

A good pinch-hitting performance notwithstanding, I think this company must fucking hate animals.

by RoyalCreole on Aug 5, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they give money even when there is no 1.000 hitter

It’s just a smaller amount.

BATS Trading is from right here in KC.

by AxDxMx on Aug 6, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

That makes more sense.

by RoyalCreole on Aug 6, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guillen, oh, Guillen Guillen’s gone today.
If I hadn’t have signed old
Guillen I’d have had a place for Kila to play.
Guillen’s gone, one more round Guillen’ gone

by 2X2L on Aug 5, 2010 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"Delia's Gone" by J. R. Cash

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" - Unfortunate cricket commentator

by Juancho on Aug 6, 2010 4:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, indeed. But now you have to add your own verse. Another one to keep the ball rolling —

I went into the clubhouse,
Asked “Where’d Guillen go?” They said, “He’s in the whirlpool,
Doctoring his toe.”
Guillen’s gone, one more round Guillen’s gone

by 2X2L on Aug 6, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about two?

Went down to old Kaufmann, Alex Gordon’s in right field
Guillén got put on waivers when Moore couldn’t make a deal
Guillén’s gone, one more round, Guillén’s gone

Now Guillén is out in Frisco, looking for a job
The Royals are much better now they’ve cut that goddamn slob
Guillén’s gone, one more round, Guillén’s gone.

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" - Unfortunate cricket commentator

by Juancho on Aug 6, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent

We’re rolling now.

He was a hacking manic,
Swung at everything they threw.
Pretty much was over when the count was 0 and 2.
Guillen’s gone, one more round Guillen’s gone.

by 2X2L on Aug 6, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Dayton, oh Dayton — Dayton I can’t sleep
‘Cause all around the ballpark
I hear the patter of Bloomer’s feet.
When’s he gone, one more round Guillen’s gone.

by 2X2L on Aug 6, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guillén’s gone from the Royals, and soon from MLB as well
In ten or fifteen years they’ll find him dead in a motel
Guillén’s gone, one more round, Guillén’s gone.

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" - Unfortunate cricket commentator

by Juancho on Aug 7, 2010 6:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a song that demands an untimely death

and now that you’ve provided it I think we’ve done our job.

Thanks, this was fun.

by 2X2L on Aug 7, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Way to go

Next up: A limericks contest. That or rewriting “The Mighty Quinn”:

Come all without, come all within
You ain’t seen nothing like José Guillén

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" - Unfortunate cricket commentator

by Juancho on Aug 7, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guillen will NOT be picked up by anyone.

He is too much of a cancer to bring into a contending team, and his pride will not allow him to be a pinch-hitter.

FREE BRAYAN PENA.

by JobDDT on Aug 5, 2010 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Twitter has been down

for about 3 hours now. I’m starving for information.

What is this nonsense about Mark Cuban buying the Royals?

http://www.royalskingdom.blogspot.com

by kcdynasty on Aug 5, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

A pipe dream

From the mind of Joel Thorman

She thinks she missed the train to Mars; she's out back counting stars.

by KeepItCopacetic on Aug 5, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guy from Community is a Royals fan?

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by Matt Klaassen on Aug 5, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I'm late to the party, but I just now saw this on the ESPN scroll

Ironically it was while I was enjoying a bowl of Cap’n Crunch Homerun Crunch (with fun baseball shapes!).

by Soria's Unibrow on Aug 5, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

It was so irritating

That he would be in this endless slump and yet he HAD to be in every game and HAD to bat fourth or fifth, like the opposing pitcher was supposed to be saying “Oh shit, now I have to face Jose.”

by Gus Zernial on Aug 5, 2010 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

ps: And I have to add

Has there ever been a more meaningless 21 game hitting streak; there was maybe one meaningful to game outcome at bat in those hits.

by Gus Zernial on Aug 5, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know about meaningless

But it was certainly weak. 31 hits in those 21 games and 27 of them were singles (2 doubles, 1 triple, and 1 HR).

Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau

by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 5, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG! I thought this day would never come!

I’m a little late to the party, but I just got home and found out via an e-mail from my dad.

At the beginning, I really wanted to like Jose – what can I say, I like the crazy (as long as I’m not in the room with it). But damn he made it impossible.

Is it really possible? Is Kila actually going to get a shot? A real shot? I am fucking stoked right now. This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A thousand exclamation points awesome!

by Gross(est) on Aug 5, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm am late to the party as well, but

WOOOOHOOOOO

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by RoyalsFanStuckInCardsLand on Aug 6, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

i'm way late and

read ESPN comments and facebook comments before coming here… people are dumb

by splitty on Aug 6, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Mitch Maier

There. I said it.

"I'll take some Coco with that please"

by RoyalJHWKR on Aug 6, 2010 2:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Why don't you marry him?

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Aug 6, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

A beauty from the Royals.com message board

pireump wrote:
It is a good thing this organization isn’t run by the lot of you blockheads. Loosing our only serious power threat, in such a disgracefull manner, is a serious blow to the integrity of this organization. Like the brass said, he was nothing short of premium example of a gameday warrior. Yes he was hurt, but was dedicated to winning. He would have been rookie of the year in ’97 had he played on a more media friendly club, and you Guillen-bashers just want to flush that experience he brought to this club down the toilet!!! Unbelievable, I hope you all sleep well.

by trauty on Aug 6, 2010 5:54 AM EDT reply actions  

The Royals.com board may be the worst Royals message board out there

I feel sad for staring my BBS’ing days there.

Unless I'm wrong...
My Twitter feed

by Top Ramen on Aug 6, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back in the early 2000s it was actually fairly active

Not sure what’s happened since then

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by Top Ramen on Aug 6, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now all we have left to bitch about

are Kendall and Yuni and Bloomy.

So, looking back, what were Dayton’s worst decisions ever?

I’d say 1) signing Guillén in the first place 2) trading Núñez for Jacobs c) last winter’s crop of FA signings as a whole.

Meche? Well, he was good the first two years, and then the third year Trey abused his arm and he got injured, effectively ending his usefulness to the team for the rest of his contract. It was still a bad move, stand-up guy as Gil is, because starters get injured a lot, and an injury to Meche before the end of his contract was probable.

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" - Unfortunate cricket commentator

by Juancho on Aug 6, 2010 6:59 AM EDT reply actions  

I remember wanting the Mariners to re-sign him.

It’s not that I didn’t have some sort of rudimentary understanding of more advanced stats then homeruns and rbis, but Guillen was my blindspot and I stuck by him even in the face of the good folks at LL suggesting otherwise.

At least from my experience watching him in Seattle, it was easy to be deceived on his true value. Yeah, he struck out a lot and looked like a dog in the field at times, but sometimes he blasted the ball and drove in 4-5.

So while I don’t blame the more casual fan for thinking better of him then he deserves, I do blame them for not listening to the people you can find here…who know better.

by Omerta on Aug 6, 2010 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

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