Random Royals I Kinda Miss Having Around
- Donnie Sadler: One of the worst baseball players of all time. Did you know he randomly played a game with the '07 Diamondbacks? He batted once in a May 12 game. A lifetime .546 OPS.
- Shawn Sedlacek: I think this guy had awesome stuff on a video game I played a few times. A classic fin de siecle Royal. Made 14 starts for the 2002 Royals... and that was his big league career. In my mind he still has a great pitch. I think.
- Brandon Berger: Came up at a time when the Royals were actually cranking out good hitters.
- Darrell May: Had a weird career, ended up surfacing with the Royals in 2002. Got really lucky in 2003 and had a perfectly timed career year for the magical Royals.
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Jay Bell! The 100th greatest Royal of all time
I named my oldest son after him, kind of.
He reached hights unsurpassed for the Royals at SS, and was around for short enough that his one year stands out as a glaming ray of light. Berroa, Aviles all went downhill after a good start. Not Jay.
Pete LaCock
I’m really glad my last name isn’t LaCock. Or Cockburn, frequently bowdlerized to Coburn. Or Rusty Kuntz. C’mon, Rusty, change it to Koontz. My great-great-grandfather from the Austrian Empire anglicized his name to Aust from Ast because all the Americans were pronouncing it Asst.
"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey" - Unfortunate cricket commentator
Ha!
I guess Pete LaCock is slightly better than Peter LaCock. Fun Fact: His full name is Ralph Pierre LaCock.
I think the worst (non-Royals division) would have to be Dick Pole. I mean really – if your given name was Richard Henry Pole, would you actually go by “Dick”?
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 6, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It Was Thrust
Upon him.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 8, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Some of my favorite heroes of the past
Shane Costa – I expected him to become a decent 4th OF. Thankfully Mitch has filled that role. I still love Mitch. And hell, Costa isn’t dead yet!
Neal Musser – minor league grinder. 4.21 career ERA in 18 MLB games! He would have been fine.
Luke Hudson – He migrated over from the Reds at the same time I was migrating over from being a Reds fan to a Royals fan. We walked the same path in life. And he was just fine as a pitcher.
I liked Ducky as well. And Jimmy Gobble. Craig Brazell signed my hat one day. He was Kila before Kila was cool. Of course, Huber was Brazell before Brazell was cool, and Pickering was Huber before Huber … etc etc etc
Some Royals I just do not miss at all. TPJ, sucked at least a few hours out of my life. Angel Berroa, God I used to hate to see him at the plate. Watching him hack caused me great upset several hundred times a season. Ambiorix Burgos, God he never learned a thing in three years! Burgos still had no idea how to finish a batter when he left KC. I think he is in jail now.
www.rockchalktalk.com for pretty good KU baseball coverage
Ducky is one of the all time great grinders. Is he still pitching somewhere? I’d rather Ducky had gotten the innings Chen has been fed over the last two years. Although, they really are probably very similar pitchers.
www.rockchalktalk.com for pretty good KU baseball coverage
Chen Is Now
Our ace.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 8, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah Luke Hudson
He was the starter in a game I randomly got to see a few years ago. He held the Yankees to one run over six innings and then the bullpen came in and blew it all to hell and back. I don’t remember the final score, but I’m pretty sure the Royals ended up losing by like eight runs. I was also at a game where the Royals were going to win but then lost because of three errors in the ninth. May have been the same game… I don’t get to many living on the wrong side of the state.
by Soria's Unibrow on Aug 6, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
My list
(and I’m too lazy to go look these up, so the info may not be entirely accurate)
Angel Salazar – first ever favorite royal. Don’t remember anything about him, other than I’m sure he couldn’t hit.
Gary Thurman – second ever favorite royal. Man could he run, not much else.
Tom Goodwin – see Gary Thurman
Rusty Meacham – pitched like his hair was on fire. No, literally. The man wouldnt’ stop moving around on the mound.
Steve Jelts – some kind of utility guy, right? Also don’t remember a thing about him, other than his awful name. Just remembered him the other day, so that’s why I’m throwing him in here.
Phil Hiatt – remember this big controversy when Hal McRae said he would send him back down to Omaha even though he was on fire filling in for Keith Miller (?) at third base? Turns out Hal was right, shouldn’t have changed his mind.
Terry Pendelton – that’s right, he was a royal. Love that guy.
Bill Buckner – in the Mitch Williams category of World Series goats being welcomed by the royals with open arms.
(Considering I’ve spent only 2 minutes writing this, it’s clear I could go on for a while, but I should probably get some work done.)
Oh, and Bo Jackson. Talk about a royal I miss (poster is still on my bedroom wall at my parents’ house)…
Hell Yes.
Just think what would have happened if Bo hadn’t played football. Sure he’d strikeout or hit a mammoth home run, but he was sure fun to watch.
I also kinda miss Joe Randa. Him and Mike McFarlane. Really liked Mike.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Weatherman...
Just add me to the Free Kila Campaign!
Ryan Freel?
first time he gets on base as a Royal was catchers interferance, got to miss that guy.
This is our year.
Don't Forget Farny
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 8, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Polish outfielder
Wasn’t there an outfielder in late 90s named Kevin Kowalski. Remember spending an afternoon in left field cheering for a fellow Pole. Have you heard the story of a duck, a Pole, and Jose Guillen walking into a bar…….?
Kevin Koslofski
Royals Corner on Scout has an nice interview with him.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
Justin Huber of course
I liked Sedlacek as well. Thought he had really good command.
Ruben Gotay. Always thought he was going to be what Wilson Betimet is now.
Andres Blanco. Couldn’t hit a lick but he could play some defense.
Jason Jacome. I went to a game where he tossed a CG shutout for the Royals when I was younger, so I always thought he was going to turn it around.
Rusty Meachem – the guy just seemed to love being in the big leagues
Steve Shifflett – KC kid and a sidearmer. Never understood why we didn’t give him more of a chance.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
I saw Gotay play in Memphis several weeks ago
Game in which Gordon, Ka’aihue, and Ankiel combined for something like 8 strikeouts.
Seeing you talk about Gotay
reminds me of last year when I saw Esteban German in Oklahoma City…I loved it.
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball...Rock Chalk Talk
The remains of Sedlacek's arm brought us a couple of good years of Jaime Cerda
one of Baird’s best trades (which is sad).
I was staunchly on the side of Pickering in the Harvey/Pickering debate of ‘04/’05. He was the original Kila — he could mash AAA pitching but for whatever reason, they didn’t think he could do it in the majors.
I was ecstatic when he made the majors out of camp, in part because the old guard (Flanagan, Kaegal, etc.) were beside themselves at how the Royals could send “All-Star” Ken Harvey to the minors for some unproven minor league guy. He even managed to hit a home run the first game of the season. Aside from that HR, Pickering started off slowly, got something like 27 ABs over 16 games, and was done for good. IIRC, at the beginning of that season, his wife was going through a very difficult pregnancy, and nearly died, so he may have been a little distracted.
And like Retro, any list would be incomplete without Justin Huber.
Unless I'm wrong...
My Twitter feed
Brandon Berger
beat the crap out of a fan in Chicago, so he’s alright with me.
Mike Kingery: began his major league career with a nine-game hitting streak. Of course, then they traded him for some no-name failed shortstop. Danny something.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
That Danny kid I think became an actor
I remember he was on Seinfeld. Wonder what became of his baseball career.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
Looks Like It
December 10, 1986: Traded by the Seattle Mariners with Rick Luecken to the Kansas City Royals for Scott Bankhead, Mike Kingery and Steve Shields.
That’s bizarre. Danilo was 24 and had just put up this line: .270 .347 .489 .836 in 578 PA’s. What were they smoking?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 8, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Brayan Pena
I’ve heard rumors that he is still a Royal, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
by KyleM on Aug 6, 2010 10:14 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
He Cleans The
Fungus off their shower shoes.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 8, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaron Guiel
He had some good* years.
- relative to other Royals players.
Hawk Taylor
anyone pissed off at himself enough to set his uniform on fire is OK with me
The only measure of true success in the NFL is the Vince Lombardi trophy. Anything less is a rationalization.
Jason Smith was an unholy combination of TPJ and Kendall with occasional Aviles power.
I’m surprised he only had 117 PAs for the Royals. I thought it was much more than that. His grittyness should have earned him more playing time.
Always liked Guiel, but just because no one has said it yet, I’m going with Bill Pecota.
I always thought of Jason as...
a less talented version of David Howard. That’s probably not a compliment.
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 6, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He Had Pop
But really, .212 .248 .361 .609. That’s in the equivalent of one season, spread over his MLB career. He was a real bomber in KC by comparison.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 8, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Eduardo Villacis
Kid got called up out of double-freakin’-A to face the Yankees, of all teams. And then he was gone from major league baseball forever. Talk about your fish out of water.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
That is not the only thing that was never seen again
The royals wore black jerseys with Kansas City in cursive on the front that day. (day game at old yankee stadium). It was the only time the franchise ever wore those uniforms. It was also the year after they ditched the black hats and black shadowing on the home uniforms. So for that one day they wore black unis with the normal royal blue caps.
a long fly ball to deep center field, back goes Damon to the track, the wall, and Gone!
Let me guess...
You regularly frequent the “Uni Watch” blog, don’t you?
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
I used to
haven’t read it for a long time.
I have sent things in and I’m quoted in a couple of the posts. I can’t remember if I am for that one, but I know I am for when the Royals had the turn ahead the clock game against the mariners.
a long fly ball to deep center field, back goes Damon to the track, the wall, and Gone!
Hi. My Desi is the best.
My Desi and Mark will both hit for the cycle tomorrow
- .-. ..- … – / – …. . / .—. .-. - .. . … …
by Jeff Zimmerman on Aug 6, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hi.
Wow, that brings back memories. I’m still not sure if Desifan was for real or an elaborate hoax.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
Bobby Detherage
I don’t know why, but he’s always stuck with me.
Also Cliff Pastornicky, because his name always makes me hungry for a pastrami sandwich.
Jim Eisenreich
Overcame Tourettes Syndrome to put together a good MLB career. Had some decent seasons in KC before really blossoming in his mid-30’s with some good seasons for the Phillies. That late career hitting improvement in the mid-90’s makes me think steroids, but who knows. He had a nice combination of defense, hitting and speed and is underappreciated.
The immoderate moderator
He was always a huge fan favorite
I think he won “Royals Player of the Year” in the early 90s once.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
Eisenreich was easy to like.....
evene tho the Royals basically sucked back the, I’m thinking towards the beginning of the great walk in the wilderness back in the late 80’s……they still seemed like they had much more talent than we have had for the last several years…..but that could be my youth colored glasses.
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 6, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I kinda miss Runelvys circa 2003
Don't Fuccop Succop
by chicks_love_chiefs on Aug 6, 2010 12:24 PM EDT reply actions
I Was A
Box score follower that season, and I thought Fat Elvis was the real thing.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 8, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Rich Gale, a wild man from New Hampshire. Later a Giant, in an era when the Royals really were better than the Giants.
And he was working as a bartender
at the Hyatt Regency the night the skywalks collapsed!
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Ibanez (RaUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!)
Stairs. Not enough fat/softball-player-looking guys on this team.
Keppinger, mostly because he’s got a decent bat at the middle IF position, which is not something the Royals are big on right now.
"Never get less than 12 hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as as city. And never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese." -Coach Bobby Finstock
Emil!!!
Emil Brown. Dude spent the best 2 years of his career (plus one not so good) on Royals teams that lost 100 games. I remember seeing him at Spring Training before the 2005 season. I’d tell my brother back in KC – “This Emil Brown guy looks pretty good. I think he’s going to make the team!”. Brother – “Who?”
He had 6 PAs with the Mets last year and looks to be done (unless he’s in the minors somewhere?).
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 6, 2010 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
Best Emil Brown moment
Was when he shot that reporter in the eyeball with an airsoft gun. Also when the broadcasters mistakenly referred to him as “E-mail Brown” once during a Royals-Cards game. I’ve called him E-mail ever since, though I don’t get many chances to refer to the dude anymore.
by Soria's Unibrow on Aug 6, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
There's nothing more frustrating
than having a good nickname for a guy that immediately fades into obscurity.
"Never get less than 12 hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as as city. And never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese." -Coach Bobby Finstock
by Sweep_the_Leg on Aug 6, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Emil Should Be
Pronounced “A-mul”. Emile is another name altogether. He could pronounce it “Frederick” if he wanted to, of course.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 8, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Kevin Appier
I missed watching him fall off the mound…
by MJRugger on Aug 6, 2010 1:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wally Joyner
When I was eight and my father took me to a game and explained baseball to me, he hit a key home run in a win against the Yankees (and that’s all I remember about the game, though when I go back and look at the box score, apparently Mariano Rivera was the starting pitcher.)
She thinks she missed the train to Mars; she's out back counting stars.
by KeepItCopacetic on Aug 6, 2010 1:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
My dad hated Wally Joyner
and for that reason I hated Wally Joyner…not really sure why though.
My tagline for a long time was “At least Wally Joyner is not on the team.”
a long fly ball to deep center field, back goes Damon to the track, the wall, and Gone!
Bob Hamelin
Represented hope for me that year. Also was just nerdy/fat/soft looking which made him especially easy to root for.
I once had hope...now I have Moore.
Obscure baseball players is one of my favorite things
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=2200785071&ref=ts
That is the facebook group called Obscure Baseball Players Fan Club. I am officer Greg Gagne. haha
So my favorite obscure/past Royals are Jeff King, Carlos Febles, Joe Vitiello, Joe Randa, Gagne and of course Gary Gaetti.
a long fly ball to deep center field, back goes Damon to the track, the wall, and Gone!
I'm not sure how
three guys who belong in the Hall of Pretty Decent (and one who probably belongs in the Hall of Very, Very Good") qualify as “obscure baseball players”.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Randa and Gaetti are not obscure.
She thinks she missed the train to Mars; she's out back counting stars.
by KeepItCopacetic on Aug 6, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
whatever, it doesn't matter, they were some of my favorites
Most Royals fans today don’t remember Gaetti.
And I said past/obscure.
a long fly ball to deep center field, back goes Damon to the track, the wall, and Gone!
Gagne Was The
Starting SS on two WS winners. His cousin’s wife worked for my company in Homer during the middle ’90s, also, too.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Aug 8, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Amazingly,
Greg never got selected to an all-star team.
But in 1993, as a Royal, he got MVP votes. Three points worth.
I am now channeling Will McDonald's optimism.
Oh man I could do this all day
Blake Stein- Me and my friends really had some laughs with Steiner. He just looked so funny out there, and every once in a while the cameras would catch him clowning around in the dugout, like doing the “what’s that on your shirt” routine. I think Stein came over in the Appier trade? With Jeff D’Amico? I also liked D’Amico. At the time I thought that trade was just swell.
Jeff Reboulet- I started a fan club at the time called the “Reboul Rousers”. Still wear the t-shirt on occassion. We used to make signs for him at the games. One time he came and talked to us afterwards. He seemed really confused.
Chad Durbin- I probably liked him because he was really good-looking. Don’t we all like handsome athletes better? You know, guys like Durbin, A-Rod, Jeter, Julian Tavarez….
Febles- I once famously guaranteed he would be the better of the Dos Carlos. Was I wrong? Who can say?
Wilson Delgado- I loved his helicopter throwing motion
Curtis Leskanic- This was another of my gang’s favorites. We used to dress up as mechanics and go the games with signs that said “Leskanic’s Mechanics”. God, we really thought we were funny. The people sitting around us were probably annoyed. I know I would’ve been.
How can we forget SAL FASANO?!?!
A kid at my high school was president of his fan club.
And I’m going to throw in Henry Mercedes just as a random catcher.
Another one
Buddy Biancalana. I remember that he was on Letterman after the Royals won the Series.
Tension is the enemy. - Charlie Lau
by aHorseWithNoName on Aug 6, 2010 5:51 PM EDT reply actions
He was born a few generations too early
I would love to hear Denny Matthews call a Biancalana-Grudzielanek, or even better, Bianacalana-Giavotella, double play.
"Never get less than 12 hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as as city. And never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese." -Coach Bobby Finstock
by Sweep_the_Leg on Aug 6, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
When we had
Grudzielanek and Mientkeiwicz in the same infield, I was hoping the Royals could get their hands on Nomar Garciaparra for that euphonious double-play combination. Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance? Hell, it doesn’t take much poetic talent to make something out of that.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
Baseball's Hard Lexicon
These are the hardest of possible words:
Garciaparra to Grudzielanek to Mientkeiwicz.
Nearly as long as irrational surds,
Garciaparra to Grudzielanek to Mientkeiwicz.
Ruthlessly tripping our speech apparatus,
Names that attain immemorial status,
Garciaparra to Grudzielanek to Mientkeiwicz.
by 2X2L on Aug 6, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bravo
rec’d
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
Danny Tartabull
I remember sitting out in right field along the line when I was a kid begging for balls from Danny. And I think one year he hit 3 grand slams or something.
His 1991 season was INsane
.316/.397/.593 (wOBA .430)
"Never get less than 12 hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as as city. And never go near a lady who's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese." -Coach Bobby Finstock
by Sweep_the_Leg on Aug 6, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
3 grand slams?
Yuni’s 2/3 of the way there.
She thinks she missed the train to Mars; she's out back counting stars.
by KeepItCopacetic on Aug 6, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
ha, i remember him...
as a cross between michael jackson and mariano rivera!
Dan Reichert's curveball
I remember that thing being dirty
a long fly ball to deep center field, back goes Damon to the track, the wall, and Gone!
I loved Bip Roberts in left field.
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball...Rock Chalk Talk
Greg Gagne?
Loved Gagne……I don’t know what the defensive metrics would say about him today, but back then it seemed like he was a black hole where grounders went to a parallel universe….
Pat Tabler
Goodwin
Dane Iorg
Rusty Meachem
Steve Farr
UL
Louis Aquino
Lockhart
BRETT COOKSON
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Aug 6, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
How could I forget my all-time favorite obscure Royal?
Edgar Caceres.
Can't remember the name of one
Who was the guy who was sent down after sucker-punching someone during a brawl, I believe with the Angels? I don’t think he was ever heard from again after that. I want to say shortstop, and I want to say late 90’s.
I love list like these
Keith Lockheart
Bip Roberts
Hipolito Pichardo
Jamie Bluma
Chris Haney
Darrell May
Brent Mayne
Tom Poquette
Tim Belcher
Basically if they were a scrappy utility guy or pitcher I liked them.
Some Old School guys I liked
were Jim Eisenreich, Kurt Stillwell, Jamie Quirk as a player, & Buddy Biancalana…
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