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Jason Kendall Why
Iron Man Expensive Old Man
Man It’s time to go

A little Jason Kendall haiku for RR!

via Matt Dawson thru facebook

over 1 year ago Camo_man_tiny mitchfreakingmaier! 22 comments 2 recs  | 

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He controls the bat
With his powerless effort
And flies out to right.

by 2X2L on Sep 7, 2010 10:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Determination
And balance in the lineup
Are worth half a win.

by 2X2L on Sep 7, 2010 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

A slider not framed
Is called a ball. The batter
Removes his shin guards.

by 2X2L on Sep 7, 2010 11:00 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

A rally teeters
On the edge of the two-hole.
Kendall approaches.

by 2X2L on Sep 7, 2010 11:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Grit grit grit grit grit
Bat control and great defense
He’s a real stud’s fag.

Everyone who bashes Kendall..... he is a damn good catcher. Very smart behind the plate. He has great BAT CONTROL, which makes him a good top of the order hitter.

I'm a proud "studs fag" since 6/20/2010... are you?

by kansasjhawk044 on Sep 7, 2010 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Boosting the bottom
Of the order by batting
Second is no feat.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 7, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Kendall is
A bat control maniac
Nasty arm tats too!

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 7, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t quit Adderall
Or weak ground outs to short stop
Runs well for catcher

by Soria's Unibrow on Sep 7, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Early he rises
Only to squat. But behold!
Handling, bat control.

Men, Kendall leads men!
Shoulders our burdens! Alas
Torn rotator cuff.

by mikewormdog on Sep 7, 2010 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He has a hot wife
Oh shit that was Podsednik
Cant wait for next year

by Boots 58 on Sep 7, 2010 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Five o’clock shadow
marches the face and field of
Kendall’s September.

by sfeldkamp on Sep 7, 2010 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Kendall gave the Royals
Telepathic mentoring
’Til his arm fell off.

The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. -- Albert Einstein

by The Ol' Perfesser on Sep 7, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The Kendall Meme

grit, leadership, speed
no one calls a game so well,
kendall, facial hair

by Boots 58 on Sep 7, 2010 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Go team U S A
Kendall really loves his kids
Bloomquist Bobsled love

Free Brayan Pena!

by mitchfreakingmaier! on Sep 7, 2010 6:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

his grizzled chin juts
the bat limp like a noodle
more adderall please

BOOM YOSTED!

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 8, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two hundred foot smash
To shallow left center field
Do you cork your bat?

by Black and Gold on Sep 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Endless playing time
Detached shoulder shocks Royals
Six million wasted

by swing and a miss on Sep 8, 2010 1:30 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He receives the pitch
And rises to throw, the ball
Falling to the dirt.

by 2X2L on Sep 8, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Runner at second
Broken bat single to right
Another earned run

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 8, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holds right up with left
No lead taken but still stolen
Telepathic coach

I'm not a sabermetrician, but I do play one at FanGraphs and Beyond the Box Score.

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by Matt Klaassen on Sep 9, 2010 8:24 AM EDT reply actions  

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