The New Members of the 2011 Royals React to the Prospect of Seeing "No Strings Attached"

by Freneau on Jan 21, 2011 12:56 AM EST in Kansas City Royals News

Alcides Escobar: "Romantic comedies disguised as non-romantic comedies? You just diagnosed this hero's fatal flaw. I'm in."

Vin Mazzaro: "I played with a guy in Oakland... Santiago Something... dude knew Barry Zito back in the day. He had some stories. And that was before Barry got paid."

Lorenzo Cain: "Joey Gathright hooked me up with a bootleg copy last month. So no."

Jeff Francis: "Sounds like a wonderful vehicle to begin Ashton Kutcher's inevitable mini-comeback. He seems like he's matured a little, can laugh at himself and recognizes the absurdity of it all. He'll never win an Oscar, but he can act more than people think."

Jeremy Jeffress: "Wait... what? No... Strings... Attached... No Strings Attached... I thought people on Craigslist wanted to be spies?"

Melky Cabrera: "No thanks, friend. I'm doing this thing where I stop all my pop culture engagement at 2006. So far it's worked."

Jeff Francoeur: "Yea, definitely. I love all of Katherine Heigl's movies."

Nathan Adcock: "Is there nudity?"

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You have planted mental ideas of their personalities in my head

I didnt realize they all had a sense of humor?

by Boots 58 on Jan 21, 2011 1:08 AM EST reply actions

Wil,

These bizarre random posts make me wonder why you’re even looking for a job.

Hating life as a Royals fan 365 days a year at Royalscentricity

by Old Man Duggan on Jan 21, 2011 1:23 AM EST reply actions

no strings attached

looks like the worst movie of all time, i havent like ashton kutcher since that 70s show, fuck punkd, it was funny once……wait, what does this have to do with royals baseball??? i’m not sure, maybe will has lost his mind, in that case check out butterfly effect, kutcher is crazy in that

i would like to have a photographic memory, but it never developed

by beltran42 on Jan 21, 2011 2:18 AM EST reply actions

Kutcher looks and sounds like an ultra-mega-douche every time I see him in any context

This movie looks no different. And in this movie, you get to see him defile the cute, sweet girl. Bonus! I think I’ll pass.

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by Scott McKinney on Jan 21, 2011 8:54 AM EST up reply actions

i agree with everything here

My stories a lot like yours only more interesting because it involves robots!

by AvilesRotY on Jan 21, 2011 6:18 PM EST up reply actions

Just want to make people aware that there is another movie titled "Friends With Benefits" coming out soon

Staring JT and Mila Kunis. So just in case you miss this movie of two people that were friends then wanted to become more than friends, there is yet another coming out soon that you can see. It’s sure to be a summer blockbuster.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1632708/

by Boots 58 on Jan 21, 2011 10:39 AM EST reply actions

Ahhhh yes

Reminds me of 1989 and the dueling “police dog” movies that year:

Of course, like everything else when Hollywood completely loses all creativity…both end products were equally awesome…igniting never-ending debates among fans and critics everywhere as to which movie should wear the crown for Best Police Dog Movie of All-Time.

by Sweep_the_Leg on Jan 21, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions