Alcides Escobar: "Romantic comedies disguised as non-romantic comedies? You just diagnosed this hero's fatal flaw. I'm in."
Jeff Francis: "Sounds like a wonderful vehicle to begin Ashton Kutcher's inevitable mini-comeback. He seems like he's matured a little, can laugh at himself and recognizes the absurdity of it all. He'll never win an Oscar, but he can act more than people think."
Jeremy Jeffress: "Wait... what? No... Strings... Attached... No Strings Attached... I thought people on Craigslist wanted to be spies?"
Melky Cabrera: "No thanks, friend. I'm doing this thing where I stop all my pop culture engagement at 2006. So far it's worked."
Jeff Francoeur: "Yea, definitely. I love all of Katherine Heigl's movies."
Nathan Adcock: "Is there nudity?"