Our GM, who art DM, Hallowed be your trades Thy drafts to come And drafts be done At the K, or a road trip of seven. ...Give us this day our next George Brett And forgive us if we lose trust in the Process, And we forgive those who use the rule 5 draft against us. And lead our free agents not into temptation But deliver our prospects. For Kaufmann Stadium is the kingdom For power bats and playoff glory Forever and ever. Stolen from Matthew Dawson, royals fan.