Royals Targeting Dave Duncan - JK

This won't be official until after the world series... but... might as well talk about it.

Boom. Yosted.

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In other news, deezle is targeting Sofia Vergara

by deezle on Oct 20, 2011 3:24 PM EDT reply actions

Good call

Sofia is MUCH hotter.

by Sweep_the_Leg on Oct 20, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Where is the story on MLBTR?

The link is just to MLBTR’s front page and I can’t find anything there about the Royals targeting Duncan.

Also, is there any reason why Duncan would go from being a pitching coach on a WS team to a pitching coach on a hopefully up and coming team that hasn’t even been close to contention in years? That’s not even a lateral move.

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by Scott McKinney on Oct 20, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions

Royals offer more money

Would be my best and only guess

by CompmanJX3 on Oct 20, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions

and full veto rights on long-toss program decisions.

by Loose Seal on Oct 20, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

This is a reference to the other fanshot

Timlacy asked why we haven’t started a Dave Duncan rumor at least so I told him I’d start one.

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by 306008 on Oct 20, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Nice

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Oct 20, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions

I expect to be banned for a full week

for this. But I got Scott to bite so it’s worth it. :)

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by 306008 on Oct 20, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

well worth it

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by billybeingbilly on Oct 20, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions

Well played sir.

Scott just changed into frown boxers from the smiley face ones.

I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.

by mitchfreakingmaier! on Oct 20, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions

If LaRussa retires, this makes some sense.

If he doesn’t, there is no way.

by royal_in_cincinnati on Oct 20, 2011 3:34 PM EDT reply actions

I knew this was a joke

because there wasn’t a “—38” at the end of the post.

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by Matt Klaassen on Oct 20, 2011 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

he obviously wasn't taking ownership

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by buddyball on Oct 20, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Wow, that was fun

There are enough bullshit rumors out there without us creating false fanposts. Can we delete it or edit the title now? And can we keep the jokes to the comments?

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by Scott McKinney on Oct 20, 2011 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

A friend of mine who may or may not be in the Royals front office

And probably isn’t, but may be, although you didn’t hear that from me, thinks that the Royals may or may not be pursuing Dave Duncan, and if they were to, it would be a SUBSTANTIAL offer, although he was rather vague on how much that would be, but if Duncan came, he may or may not also bring along some Cardinals pitchers among who MIGHT include, but probably would not include – Chris Carpenter, Adam Wainwright, Albert Pujols, Matt Holliday, and Nick Punto, although this all might not happen if the Cards decide to pony up, so forget I even said it.

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by RoyalsRetro on Oct 20, 2011 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Without Jaime Garcia, I'm not interested.

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by Scott McKinney on Oct 20, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions

was Nick Punto on the all porn team?

it seems like it should be

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by buddyball on Oct 20, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm thinking the Mike Maddox of the Rangers

could be the next pitching coach of the Royals. Didn’t he and Yost work together for the Brewers?

by Royalron on Oct 20, 2011 4:28 PM EDT reply actions

Whoops - I'm thinking that...

by Royalron on Oct 20, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm sure this means that we're going to sign Chris Duncan

and promise him the everyday second base job.

by Dadunca on Oct 20, 2011 4:32 PM EDT reply actions

could he be any worse?

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by billybeingbilly on Oct 20, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Hey, I'm still lobbying for that statue of Frank White to at least get an invite to spring training.

by Dadunca on Oct 20, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions

id rather watch the real frank white play 2nd than listen to him talk for 3 hours a night

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by billybeingbilly on Oct 20, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions

SANDY Duncan

would be a real coup

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by Nighthawk at the Diner on Oct 20, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions

She'd be better than Shelly Duncan

Despite the glass eye.

by OnixConcepcion on Oct 20, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions

True...Sandy Duncan has never raped an Ox

Sadly, Sandy Duncan can make no such claim (actually, it was a “team of oxen” according to documents at The Smoking Gun). However, they both look good with the pixie haircut.

by Nighthawk at the Diner on Oct 20, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I just ran downstairs screaming "YES!" repeatedly...

I guess that was a waste of time.

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by Jack Marsh on Oct 20, 2011 7:15 PM EDT reply actions

This...is...awesome.

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by timlacy on Oct 20, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions