Well, are you punk?

  I for one love everything Muppets (save for that Saturday morning Muppet Babies TV  show from the 80s, even though I never missed an episode at the time), and am a huge fan of post-Henson characters, such as Peppy le Prawn and that pot-smoking Rastafarian catfish.  I remember Fraggle Rock fondly, especially the episode where some Fraggle found a secret mysterious bottle of potion that turned out to be "Boring Potion", and all of the Fraggles except for one got addicted to it.  Whenever the non-addicted Fraggle would come up to one of the other Fraggles and say, "Hey!  Let's go outside and play catch!" or "Hey!  Let's go to the movie theater and see a movie!" the other Fraggle would look up at him from their couch with deeply stoned eyes and say, "Nah....that sounds boring."  There's a metaphor in there somewhere, but I've yet to unearth it.

EDIT:  Do not rec this.