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Jack Marsh writes a letter to Santa Claus

27 November, 2011

10:58pm - Sunday

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Dear Mr. Claus,

               I know you haven't heard from me for a while, but I thought I might try to reopen the lines of communication. I'd like thank you for the often perfectly acceptable gifts over the years. You must admit, though, that given such detailed (yet plain and straightforward) instructions, you were bound to overlook and/or misinterpret certain vital details.

               So, I'd like to propose that, by simply granting me (a reasonably satisfied customer) one last yuletide gift, you, Mr. Claus, will be graciously forgiven all your past shortcomings and areas of consistently lackluster performance. This very reasonable gift would consist of the following four items:

1)  The Kansas City Royals immediately sign Carlos Beltran, CF, to a 4-year $70 million contract with a club option.

 

2)  The Kansas City Royals are part of a three way trade of Wil Myers, LF to the Rangers for CJ Wilson, SP,  and of Lorenzo Cain, CF, to the Marlins for Mike Stanton, RF. Third part of the trade is Lorenzo Cain, CF, to Rangers for Wil Myers, LF, to Marlins.

3)  The Kansas City Royals trade Felipe Paulino, SP, to the Marlins for Anibal Sanchez, SP, and Wil Myers, LF.

4)  A little expediency from your end for once.

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Shalom.

Oh yes, and--Happy holidays.

 

 

~ J M

This FanPost was written by a member of the Royals Review community. It does not necessarily reflect the views of the editors and writers of this site.

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