Do me a favor, and just discard that last letter. Trading Wil Myers for Anibal Freaking Sanchez? Come on, what was I thinking?
So, I have a much better wish in store for you, Santa. Be sure to check this damn thing twice because I want to see my Royals win, and win NOW.
Anyway.... let's get right down to it.
Here is what I want for Christmas:
1: I want the Royals to trade Cheslor Cuthbert and Jake Odorizzi for Matt Garza straight up.
3: I want the Royals rotation to look like:
4: I want the Royals to win the World Series in 2012.
Merry Christmas (Happy now, Hawkins?),