Hitler finds out the Royals signed Jonathan Broxton

Just a little something I put together last night. Enjoy.

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Very nicely done

I laughed out loud four or five times.

by BlueEyes_Austin on Nov 30, 2011 1:42 AM EST reply actions

The line about they'll be able to use him at the home run derby was classic

Senator, we have another old saying,"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." Fletcher

by jimmontg on Nov 30, 2011 1:55 AM EST reply actions

I liked and rec'd this, fwtiwotom

I had to rewind quite a bit due to the captions going away before my dumb ass could read them.

"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"

- Crow T. Robot

by Crooow on Nov 30, 2011 3:22 AM EST reply actions

Nice.

The “Andy Sisco if he ate Mike MacDougal” line was hilarious.

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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 30, 2011 4:39 AM EST reply actions

Andy Sisco.

Tacos.

Color me hungry.

For Andy Sisco.

Tacos.

"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"

- Crow T. Robot

by Crooow on Dec 1, 2011 2:14 AM EST up reply actions

The "shorter than ..." comment was outstanding

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Nov 30, 2011 8:28 AM EST reply actions

Easily the best line in the video

by NotAHippie on Nov 30, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions

Tremendous

I was wondering when someone would do one of these for Dayton. I always thought I would do one for the Francoeur signing, but was too lazy to learn how.

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by Matt Klaassen on Nov 30, 2011 8:33 AM EST reply actions

"don't worry

I’m pretty sure that guy is dead."
That was epic. I needed a good laugh this morning.

I don't have an MD or law degree. I have a baccalaureate in kicking ass and taking names. You know that guy who can pick up any girl, I'm him on crack.

by don_jerovanni on Nov 30, 2011 10:55 AM EST via mobile reply actions

my favorite line too. Hillarious.

by Clearly Ambiguous on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions

mine too. well done, sir.

Nick Swisher and Johnny Giavatella deserve treats in the Kaufmann parking lot.

by ChrisCEIT on Dec 5, 2011 4:27 AM EST up reply actions

Genius

Pure comic genius. Thanks for the laugh!

by HarryL on Nov 30, 2011 11:22 AM EST reply actions

Two things stood out for me:

Cool Whip and hydraulic adapters.

by kansasjohn on Nov 30, 2011 12:27 PM EST reply actions

This....is...awesome!

who is Hitler playing? Royals fandom?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Nov 30, 2011 1:34 PM EST reply actions

Lima is dead, by the way

"Shot by my own men."

by StonewallPDS on Nov 30, 2011 1:49 PM EST reply actions

Cross him off then!

by Sweep_the_Leg on Dec 1, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions

TOO SOON!!!

by dubPeacock on Dec 8, 2011 4:47 AM EST up reply actions

I liked the hydraulic adapters commercial comment

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Nov 30, 2011 4:33 PM EST reply actions

My favorite as well.

I get so tired of hearing those commercials. Who needs these things? What are these things? It’s worse than the commercials during a K-State broadcast.

by hawkinscm87 on Dec 1, 2011 12:44 AM EST up reply actions

If You Need

One, you’re fucked without it.

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Dec 2, 2011 12:33 AM EST up reply actions

hahahaha

yes, me too. so poignant!

(especially since I watch about 8-10 games per year and listen to the rest on the radio)

BECAUSE I DON’T OWN A TV AND HATE ALL THAT TELEVISION REPRESENTS

"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"

- Crow T. Robot

by Crooow on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 AM EST up reply actions

Almost time for a "Hitler discovers that the Broxton trade did not, in fact, foreshadow a Soria trade."

"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"

- Crow T. Robot

by Crooow on Dec 1, 2011 2:19 AM EST reply actions

"They might as well have just re-signed Runelvys Hernandez and put him in white face!"

“Don’t worry. I’m pretty sure that guy is dead.”

I woke up everyone in the house this morning I was laughing so hard for so long. Brilliant.

We should trade for Vance Worley.

by JKWard on Dec 1, 2011 7:25 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

Is it too late for Lima Time?

This was great!

I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.

by mitchfreakingmaier! on Dec 1, 2011 10:12 AM EST reply actions

These never get old...

nice job man.

by Crown Chief on Dec 1, 2011 5:47 PM EST reply actions

Thanks for the kind words, everyone.

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by JobDDT on Dec 1, 2011 6:27 PM EST reply actions

There's genius and then there's genius

This was GENIUS.

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by Scott McKinney on Dec 2, 2011 2:15 PM EST reply actions

I just saw this

and woke my wife up with my laughter.

Well played, Sir.

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by KHAZAD on Dec 4, 2011 3:22 AM EST reply actions

am I stupid tonight?

I laughed and wanted to rec this. Only twitter and BF links.

Seriously, Bra-Vo, sir. Well played.

Nick Swisher and Johnny Giavatella deserve treats in the Kaufmann parking lot.

by ChrisCEIT on Dec 5, 2011 4:29 AM EST reply actions

yes, in fact.

I’m stupid tonight. Found the link…

Nick Swisher and Johnny Giavatella deserve treats in the Kaufmann parking lot.

by ChrisCEIT on Dec 5, 2011 4:49 AM EST up reply actions

Uhhhh May Zing.

Seriously, I nearly shit myself. You have to be a true blue Royals fan of the last ten years to understand most of the jokes, which makes it even better.

by dubPeacock on Dec 8, 2011 4:49 AM EST reply actions