Royals Review TV Episode #2: Jonathan Sanchez Trade

by Tito42 on Nov 9, 2011 12:34 AM EST

As recently reported by ~~Will McDonald~~ ~~Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe~~ Annoyed Grunt, Melky Cabrera was traded to the San Francisco Giants in return for Jonathan Sanchez and Ryan Verdugo. We hope you enjoy the Royals Review TV Broadcast of this newsworthy event. We are excited to produce our thoughtful blog in both text and video format for your enjoyment going forward. Any contributions of ~~cash~~ beer to the producer of this newscast would be greatly appreciated.

Royals Review TV Episode 2: Jonathan Sanchez Trade (via gilgour42)

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I'm not quite sure what to say.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!

by KeepItCopacetic on Nov 9, 2011 1:11 AM EST reply actions

If anyone missed Episode 1

For reference, here it is:
http://www.royalsreview.com/2011/1/2/1907126/royals-review-tv-episode-1-just-like-greinke-i-quit-on-the-royals-too

by Tito42 on Nov 9, 2011 1:17 AM EST reply actions

the Point 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 comment always gets me laughing.

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Nov 9, 2011 7:57 AM EST up reply actions

to be fair

I did get the news from the front page post. RR is in my RSS feed and I’m bad about checking Twitter (though I do follow Dutton). So maybe it should be point 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.

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by sfeldkamp on Nov 9, 2011 9:31 AM EST up reply actions

Facts are not allowed to interfere with Internet memes

by Tito42 on Nov 9, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions

I love the juxtaposition of Will's post against SwODB's complaints

It makes it feel like Will’s ignoring him.

Also, I’m ecstatic to see that Will and Scott have the same personal stylist.

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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 9, 2011 1:22 AM EST reply actions

They were going to charge me actual money

To create new characters. Once the royalties roll in, everyone will have their own avatar.

by Tito42 on Nov 9, 2011 1:24 AM EST up reply actions

I don't want to hear this.

I want you to tell me that you have on good authority that Will also wears shades and smiley face boxers.

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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 9, 2011 1:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

by Tito42 on Nov 9, 2011 1:40 AM EST up reply actions

I assimilated your mom last night.

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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 9, 2011 1:46 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs

LMAO

She wishes.

by Tito42 on Nov 9, 2011 1:48 AM EST up reply actions

Their lack of any marine life avatars is disheartening.

by Loose Seal on Nov 9, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions

My favorite part of this "controversy" was that the guy who posted linked to Dutton was supposedly snubbed

While Dutton, who actually may have broken the story, had no defenders. Because linking to a report > reporting.

by kcdc1 on Nov 9, 2011 9:11 AM EST reply actions

Indeed

It was and odd discussion to observe

Royal love from the Rockies.

by AnnoyedGrunt on Nov 9, 2011 10:16 AM EST up reply actions

how dare you not declare your right to hat tippage

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by averagegatsby on Nov 9, 2011 10:16 PM EST up reply actions

And don't forget that linking to a report is...

> Tebow

Go Royals!

by BabyBlues on Nov 9, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs

Tito, you and your CGI videos.....

Glory hog.

by kcdc1 on Nov 9, 2011 9:29 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

hilarious

like Ben Folds singing Bitches Ain’t Shit. It really highlights the ridiculousness of it all.

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by sfeldkamp on Nov 9, 2011 9:29 AM EST reply actions

had to youtube it.

Thanks.

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

by Kyled85 on Nov 9, 2011 1:59 PM EST up reply actions

Had to youtube it also

The version by the all female singing group might be even better

by spamiam79 on Nov 9, 2011 8:17 PM EST up reply actions

I wonder if he got the idea from Dynamite Hack's Boyz n tha Hood.

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by KeepItCopacetic on Nov 9, 2011 6:45 PM EST up reply actions

or Gin and Juice by the Gourds

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by Jeff Zimmerman on Nov 9, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions

The Gourds release of Gin & Juice predated Dynamite Hack's release of Boyz 'n the Hood

Gitchershinebox, the EP that Gin & Juice was on was released in September of 1998. Dynamite Hack’s cover hit the charts in 1999. Both bands are from Austin. I apologize for that even though I didn’t live here until 2004.

Ben Folds Five released Naked Baby Photos in January of 1998, which contained “For Those of Ya’ll Who Wear Fannie Packs.” While not a rap cover, it certainly shows that this was in his wheelhouse before either The Gourds or Dynamite Hack were doing their thing.

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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 10, 2011 1:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

This needs its own show on ESPN

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by RoyalsRetro on Nov 9, 2011 10:09 AM EST reply actions

It would be better than 90% of their regular programming

by Sweep_the_Leg on Nov 9, 2011 10:20 AM EST up reply actions

Loved it! A big two thumbs up!

That information is somewhat classified.

by Karte on Nov 9, 2011 11:34 AM EST reply actions

I listened to the whole damn thing

And was probably a third of the way through before I figured out what I was watching. Brilliant!

by LaFLamme on Nov 9, 2011 11:42 AM EST reply actions

I love this shit

Just went back and watched the first one and subscribed to the YouTube channel. Why read when you can just listen?
Wait a minute…

by LaFLamme on Nov 9, 2011 12:09 PM EST reply actions

What the hell is trafficed?

BFIB.....Never forget the Juicer <3

by tiquanunderwear on Nov 9, 2011 1:01 PM EST reply actions

Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

Will answer just in case…

’Twas a misspelling.

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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 10, 2011 1:47 AM EST up reply actions

No I was referring the trade thread

“Somewhereoverdwaynebowe” called AP the most trafficed blog…So I commented what the hell is trafficed

Chen for Cooperstown

by tiquanunderwear on Nov 12, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions

Yeah.

Same page

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by Old Man Duggan on Nov 15, 2011 9:00 AM EST up reply actions

0-68!!

Killing time until time kills me

by EspeciallyK on Nov 10, 2011 12:19 PM EST reply actions

Brilliant

Do they have a Scottish accent that you could put NYRoyal in? I did check through the thread and there were a lot of statements that were attributed to another person and put in the mouth of the two characters. Obviously it’s a joke and nobody cares.

Also, I think Scott should have a cigar in his mouth, as one of them sharp New York lawyers would.

"All the boys think she's a guy
She's got crazy Frenchy eyes."

by Juancho on Nov 10, 2011 3:44 PM EST reply actions