This season Barça signed a kid from Holland of Moroccan extraction named Ibrahim Affelay. A language problem crops up during a match, and the Spanish humor site El Jueves overdubs the video. VICTOR VALDÉS: (Who's on First-style gibberish) AFELLAY: Huh? VALDÉS (to JAVIER MASCHERANO): Tell him to pass me the ball when it's down here close and not to fart around. MASCHERANO: (Who's on First-style gibberish) AFELLAY: Huh? VALDÉS (to ANDRÉS INIESTA): Dude, my English really kicks ass. I don't know if it's because I eat at McDonald's and it's rubbing off on me, but my English, it's great. Wow! GERARD PIQUÉ (to VALDËS): Hey, Valdés, Shakira has a sister she wants to introduce to you.