Beyond reckless, this is just dumb. Why anyone gets a DUI when he can get a cab, I don't know, and Coco could afford a limo if he wanted one. I really think MLB should suspend players guilty of serious off-the-field infractions--say, 25 games for a DUI, 50 for domestic violence, etc. As extra punishment, the team would not be able to fill his roster spot, so they'd be playing with 24 guys instead of 25 during the suspension. That would get the clubs to crack down on players' behavior. Röyals most likely to get a DUI: O'Sullivan looks like a beer sponge. I bet he can easily put away a twelve-pack. Yost, because he's an old-school "pound that ol' Budweiser" kind of guy. Kendall, because he's known to have issues with alcohol and Adderall. Betemit, just because he doesn't seem to be very smart.