With Familiar Stars Absent, Battle for Grass Creek Isn't the Same
GRASS CREEK, WYOMING- Yes. It is still a hard town. A tough and strong-loving one too. Lately, the simplest way to start a fight around these parts is to say the words "Northwest Green." Should a Royals fan hear you, there's only one response, and not one that's positive. Should a Mariners fan hear you, well, it's a little more complicated, but they aren't likely to take your words gently either. Teal means something here. Always has. Chances are, they don't like that name or they don't like your mocking or they don't like both.
But it would be a lie to say that things are the same. The Mariners-Royals rivalry, which was really so much more, cut deep in Hot Springs County, Wyoming. To all points northwest, a passion for the Mariners. To the southeast, diehard Royals fans. Here in Grass Creek, we see the divide. With Seattle 945 miles away and Kansas City three miles further, it has fissured this place for decades.
Things really intensified however around the waning days of the Bush Administration, when Royal General Manager Dayton Moore began acquiring former Mariners at a rapid rate. Could you blame him? He took one look at the powerhouse Bill Bavasi had built and knew, despite the rivalry, that the way to glory was to beat the Mariners by becoming them. Gil Meche switched sides, then Jose Guillen, then Miguel Olivo, then Horacio Ramirez, then Willie Bloomquist, then Yuniesky Betancourt. If you played in the Emerald City and were capable of posting a sub -300 OBP for months at a time, you were on Kansas City's Most Wanted List.
A dispatch from a town divided.
"Maybe it's better now, maybe we need a reprieve" I'm told by Puchy Delgado Wilson on the road from Grass Creek to Thermopolis, the County Seat. Yes, he's named after the former Mariner, who appeared in just 13 games for the '77 Mariners. "My Dad thought he was going to be a star," he says. "It wasn't the easiest name to grow up with anywhere, but it was much worse when I lived in Denver. People here know who the original Puchy was."
The Royals and Mariners resume their rivalry this Thursday and as usual, most near everyone in Grass Creek will be watching. The dominant storyline this year is the double or perhaps triple return of Miguel Olivo. Olivo, in his second stint with the Mariners, was a Royal in 2008-9.
"He's been hated and loved more times around this place than Hulk Hogan," says Jennifer Smith, the President of the town's Mariners Fan Club (motto: "We're closer.") Her thoughts on Gil Meche, however, are less ambivalent. "Meche? Oh, Meche can die. He retires rather than being paid $12 million dollars? To play a game? Do you know how much good a man could do with that money?" Looking into her deep green eyes -- of course -- I can't help but think that her thoughts are not entirely objective on this matter.
Yes, people do sometimes change sides, though it isn't common. Houston Parrington did. Parrington, 87, came to Grass Creek in the 1940s to work for the railroad. Surprisingly, this old rail-splitter has changed tracks. "I was a Bloomquist fan, to speak true. Had a friend tell me he saw Bloomquist drive through town one time. Drove that car the way you'd want your son to: handled the wheel real professional. Two hands on the wheel."
And when Bloomquist became, like so many others, a Royal, Parrington thought, "Could I root against this man? No. No I couldn't."
According to most, the rivalry has never fully been about baseball. People who hire and fire, tend to be Mariners fans, people who get hired and fired, tend to root for the Royals. Or so I'm told. The story begins in the early days of the town, the community was dominated by a number of prosperous families who made their fortunes catching crayfish in the waters of Grass Creek itself, which swells to three feet deep in the spring, when the snows melt.
"Saw a man drown there in '55," says Parrington. "Water up to yer waist in some years. Incredible."
As the crayfish market exploded, so did the fortunes of Grass Creek, where those connected with the business end of the trade came to control most aspects of town life. They called themselves "Mariners" as a mark of pride. By sheer coincidence, most of the nicer residences were built on the west side of town, the Seattle side. The drive takes 14 hours and 29 minutes from that side, as opposed to 14 hours and 30 minutes from the eastern section.
"The town was always going to be divided simply because of geography, you had these two hugely popular teams, with Grass Creek in the middle" says Tom Light, the author of 100 Years of Grass Creek: Stories, Rambles and Yarns. "But 'Mariners' had always been a loaded word around here, and when the team showed up, people gravitated. It was aspirational."
However, that story doesn't entirely hold up according to some. Jim Oliver, who identifies as a Royals fan, disagrees. "The Crawfishin' industry dried up in the early '60s. Has nothing to do with it. Everybody in this place who has ever wanted to be serious or liked camping or thought about art or any of that, they've always liked the Mariners. This idea that they're the old aristocracy of the town is a pleasant lie they tell themselves."
The Mariners won with a formula, which the Royals copied on their way to their own string of dominance. Everyone admits to this, on both sides. It just happens to annoy one side much much more.
"You're going to win with Yuni and Bloomy and Guillen and Ho-Ram too? How original Dayton Moore," Smith tells me.
Walking across Grass Creek's intersection, I can't tell the difference unless I see a "Kendall" or "Smoak" written across someone's back. (Or lower back, as a lady or two has shown me.) But then, that just marks me as an outsider.
"This feller here," Parrington points, "See how he's got that bit a sharpness to his sideburn? He could tell ya when the next bus to Seattle leaves, easy."
But Kanekoa Texeira -- the latest Mariner turned Royal -- doesn't inflame the passions like the others once did. He's the latest mascot, but he's no Yuni. In a stunning development, the Royals parted with Yuniesky Betancourt this winter, despite the widespread belief that he was the best shortstop in the game.
An argument over Betancourt produced a stabbing last year, when a jilted Mariner fan brought up the UZR stat. "Typical Seattle [garbage]" Oliver tells me. "Oh wow, you used a computer, here's a cookie."
Oliver, who calls most of his friends and family Royals fans, will watch every inning of the Royals-Mariners series this week. "Bragging rights 'til next time," he says with a smile.
Packing to leave, I looked across a vacant lot, where I saw a conveniently placed cabal of disaffected looking youths. Face down in their phones, they were texting away. Perhaps to each other, perhaps to friends somewhere else.
"Watching baseball tonight?" I asked.
Their response was not printable. Main Street, all decked out in contrasting blue and white and blue and green bunting, seemed not to speak to them.
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“Oh wow, you used a computer, here’s a cookie.”
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
Rock Chalk Talk
As a relative newbie
(only been reading for about a year) I enjoyed the updated primer on the Grass Creek rivalry. Waiting for the book to come out.
Is there a Taco Bell in Grass Creek?
Because if there is, and averagegatsby (or someone else) actually went to it and ate $11 worth of food, while also interviewing actual Grass Creek residents about the “rivalry”…well, then my head might explode when I read that post.
I have answered my own question
The closest Taco Bell appears to be 41.5 miles southeast of Grass Creek in Thermopolis. Which, naturally, puts it squarely in Royals-held territory.
I recommend setting up a Thermopolis station in the Taco Bell for our intelligence operations in the Grass Creek Zone, and I hereby nominate averagegatsby to become Thermopolis Station Chief.
by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 14, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Looks like I have my next road trip destination planned
Hating life as a Royals fan 365 days a year at Royalscentricity
by Old Man Duggan on Apr 14, 2011 12:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I may never eat Taco Bell again
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Opening Day is March 31st!!!
by averagegatsby on Apr 14, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
liar
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Apr 14, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I seriously HONEST TO GOD
havent gotten my food regimen back to normal yet… I only ate once on Tuesday, once Yesterday, and I just had lunch about 1.5 hours ago… My stomach has hurt pretty much just a little ever since.
Your 2010 Royals Review Fantasy Football Keeper League Champion
Opening Day is March 31st!!!
by averagegatsby on Apr 14, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
lets just say my system has been flushed
Your 2010 Royals Review Fantasy Football Keeper League Champion
Opening Day is March 31st!!!
by averagegatsby on Apr 14, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry, you won't be required to eat there
We are building a communications center and safehouse in the basement accessible by trap door right next to the fryers. We are also considering the logistics and cost-benefit analysis of constructing a listening tunnel under the Mariners Embassy.
by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 14, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
We've been dining in hell the past 25 years.
You do the math.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
by KeepItCopacetic on Apr 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
MEME OVERLOAD!
GRIT…..WHY DON’T THEY PUT OBA ON THE SCOREBOARD…..THE BRAVEST WAY….INSANITY WOLF…..BACONATOR BUTLER….GREINKE QUIT ON THE TEAM….DEJESUS HAS HIVES…ABORT, ABORT, ABORT
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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 14, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHY WILL THEY NOT MAKE THAT SHIRT AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE???!!!!
It’s a cruel, cruel world…
by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 14, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
They realized that they can still half fill the stadium on the laurels of 1985
So assume they can get away with anything else dumb in promotions.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
by KeepItCopacetic on Apr 14, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
So 1 Baconator and 10 soft tacos?
Your 2010 Royals Review Fantasy Football Keeper League Champion
Opening Day is March 31st!!!
by averagegatsby on Apr 14, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You're lucky you don't live in Oregon.
No sales tax
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
by KeepItCopacetic on Apr 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Lucky?
the next goal would have been to eat 11 McChickens
Your 2010 Royals Review Fantasy Football Keeper League Champion
Opening Day is March 31st!!!
by averagegatsby on Apr 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
How much is a Baconator, $3-4?
Add 3 Baconators to the mix, and I think you might have ended up dead.
I thought I’d cram 3 memes into 1.
This morning

The sun shines upon Grass Creek as it slowly rises between Mount Tartabull and Mount Ibañez.
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by Cairo on Apr 14, 2011 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
wow, that's cool
The whole problem with the world is that fools & fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. ~ Bertrand Russell
by SagehenMacGyver47 on Apr 14, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Just amazing!
Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Apr 14, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
it's the story of America
"Shot by my own men."
by StonewallPDS on Apr 14, 2011 9:55 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I can't believe the line hasn't moved at all
in the last 3 years. I haven’t seen a stalemate this bad since the Western Front of the Great War, 1915-1917.
I wonder if there will be a 100 year flood of Grass Creek this year.
Near record snowfall all over the west would naturally lead to at least an increase of another foot of water one would think.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Apr 14, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
Average discharge in the area is above 18 year average
I wouldn’t be surprised if it did flood. Nobody will notice this weekend, though!!!
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Awesome Will....
I like it when you channel Dashiell Hammett…..perhaps the Continental Op can make an appearance at some point.
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
The first cut is the deepest
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Apr 14, 2011 10:30 AM EDT reply actions
Marv looks like that country kid on American Idol,
or Alfred E. Newman
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Apr 14, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This did some damage
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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 14, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice...took me until about the 2nd paragraph
before a smile cropped up that lasted the rest of the read.
You want optimism? My glass is half full of emptiness.
You have riled within me
a vain and quarrelsome spirit.
by LaFLamme on Apr 14, 2011 12:56 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
When the schedule came out this year
the first thing I did was see when this series was to take place.
I’ve waited so long…
Haters gonna hate!
Go Royals, Chiefs and Blues!
Mrs. Royals Review must not have made the trip
(Or lower back, as a lady or two has shown me.)
Or does she have a Bloomquist tramp stamp?
The whole problem with the world is that fools & fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. ~ Bertrand Russell
by SagehenMacGyver47 on Apr 14, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
"I [heart] Willie" in that area
might be tragically and unjustifiably misconstrued as a little trashy.
by Sweep_the_Leg on Apr 14, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Spork Me
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by RoyalsRetro on Apr 14, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
fantastic as always
Todd Haley's kids know more swear words than I do.
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Apr 14, 2011 1:51 PM EDT reply actions
I can't wait
to hear more about these kids. Hasn’t someone done a study to figure out why the youths are not carrying the fire of their elders?
No one getz out alive!
Supporting the Kenji Jackson Approach for every day situations.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Apr 14, 2011 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
Just out of curiosity do the lookout Landing guys partake in this at all?
Your 2010 Royals Review Fantasy Football Keeper League Champion
Opening Day is March 31st!!!
I know most of the readers love it,
and the authors make reference to it here and there, but I don’t know that they’ve contributed original front-page content. If so I missed it.
Mariners/D Broncos/BSU Broncos fan in Seattle
The first rule of Lookout Landing is...
by appleshampoo on Apr 14, 2011 5:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
A couple of them commented today favorably.,
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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