Has anyone ever told you that you are not a "real" fan of baseball? Me too. Did you ever wonder where these rules were posted? Me too. Apparently the rules are unwritten, and therefore vary widely from one "real" fan to another.
To solve that problem, I propose that we clarify and define the rule list. You can add your suggestions to the list in the separate thread for that subject.
In this thread, we vote on proposed Rule #1 - To be a fan of baseball, you must enjoy watching baseball.