I always wanted to say that. "Pulled a boner." Heh heh heh. Varitek pulled a boner, just like Fred Merkle and Fred Snodgrass. Of course, Snodgrass's boner was actually a "muff," which is just about as good. Heh heh heh. Boner.

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