Come, Let Brad Penny Hold You
by Freneau on May 14, 2011 1:15 PM EDT
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PrintLet Brad Penny hold you, my dear. Feel how strong he is. Isn't his beard reassuring and masculine? Doesn't it feel safe in his arms?
Let Brad Penny hold you.
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For some reason, I have weird word/song associations with some players.
Whenever I think of Penny, I start thinking of Metallica’s Whiskey in the Jar because it has the line “I took all of his money, and it was a pretty penny.” Whenever I think of Gavin Floyd, I get Nirvana’s Floyd the Barber stuck in my head.
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 14, 2011 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
Let him come into the city
Let him find his lucky penny
Let him put it in his pocket
and shake it all around.
If you look halfway down the page
there’s a reference to Alex Gordon. Or maybe I just naturally associate the word dominate with Gordon.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on May 14, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
clicked on the link
still not sure what’s funny…kind of a bizarre and random post, actually but whatevs
BOOM YOSTED!
by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 14, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
Penny's been getting hit this year
Sucks that he shut us out. We have to win these quality starts.
"¿Por qué no te calles?" --King Juan Carlos
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