Identifying the Kansas City - St. Louis Cultural Divide
Cardinals-Royals makes sense as a baseball rivalry. The two teams have overlapping territories and famously battled for a World Series title in 1985. Cardinals fans are, like it or not, passionate and loyal, and many of them live next door to beaten-down Royals fans. On its own, it is a very healthy sports rivalry, although not a very even one.
As I've come to learn from years spent talking about these teams online, there's more than one angle to this spat. In fact, awhile back I offered, 8.5 Angles to it. (Get it? 8.5) There's the best fans in baseball cliche that Royals fans hate, there's the losing battle the Royals face across Missouri and there's the interlinked glories of the 1980s, with many similar teams, shared characters, shared uniform styles (don't forget the Cardinals old blue unis) and the 1985 series.
Unlike, say, Rangers-Astros, which is just a group of Texans arguing about which gigantic sprawling sweltering Sun Belt metroplex is more "hell yea Texas, baby!" than the other, many in Missouri deeply believe that there is a true cultural divide between St. Louis and Kansas City. I've seen many theories offered over the years, of varying credulity and verifiability, but theories nonetheless.
I'd like to once again open the floor to you guys, the experts on the topic. Everything below is not meant to be a statement of fact, believed by Party X or Y necessarily, merely theories or biases that get thrown around:
Possible Explanations for the Kansas City-St. Louis divide:
- Cultural geography: St. Louis is the western most "eastern city." Kansas City is the eastern most "western city." There's a spinoff of this analysis that posits that St. Louis is culturally closer to Chicago (or wants to be), while Kansas City is more aligned with either Oklahoma City-Omaha axis. This is the dynamic of Missouri's unique blend of North/South, East/West, Midwest/South, Rustbelt/Bible Belt mix.
- Establishment: St. Louis is the older city, so a big brother/little brother dynamic developed.
As you may have noticed, these are mostly reasons why Kansas Citians dislike St. Louis. I'm less well versed in the other side of the debate. On the baseball side, I know that many Cardinals fans truly don't think (or enjoy saying it) that the Royals aren't rivals: the Royals are bad and interleague play is just a gimmick and our rival is the Cubs, end of story. Of course, that attitude annoys Royals fans to no end, which only encourages that aloofness to be played up more. And really, for many it is a lop-sided rivalry. The Cardinals have actually played meaningful games this decade, so the annual trip to the K probably doesn't stand out very much. On this point, I'll actually be stunned if Viva El Birdos does some special Royals/Cardinals post, although I bet just about every Royals blog does. The nerve!
However, again from an outsider's perspective, Royals-Cardinals clearly is a thing in Missouri. I hear stories all the time about the interactions Royals and Cardinals fans have with each other. You know who really isn't the Cardinals rival? The Mariners or the Angels or the Nationals. There's truly nothing there. Ho-blanking-hum if those two teams play.
I'm also convinced that there is something to the KC/StL thing, even if it's hard to truly pin down. Perhaps, at some level, it's merely tribalism.
You all are always great on this topic, so mostly, I'm curious to hear what you think. Let's go.
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they say theres no rivalry, that playing the royals is just another series
But if cardinals fans were being honest with themselves, I doubt they would say that. So many of my chance encounters with the best fans in baseball results in them bashing the current royals, me making comments about interleague (I’ve seen many games where the royals just owned them…though this was also during the Teahen era so take that as you will) and then they bring up Denkinger.
I get it, its a tough loss on a bad call. But as I’ve always said, even with that call, the cards didn’t show up to game seven. End of story. Be as bitter as you want, but your team didn’t man up when it counted. Sorry. And while I’m at it, they have won in the playoffs since 85. They have been a team in contention in the nl central for years now. I can understand why the front office of the royals as a whole is stuck in the 80s, but cards fans? C’mon. If they truly were the best fans in baseball as they so lovingly call themselves, I think they would have put a bad call that happened almost 3 decades ago behind them.
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by loyal2theroyals on May 20, 2011 7:52 AM EDT reply actions
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the cards didn’t show up to game seven
I love using this in an argument with them
Don't be lonesome for your heroes. Be your own hero.
Absolutely
The fact is the Cards did not deserve to win. They got all the way to game 6 of the World Series and had the lead when that call was made. The tying/winning runs did not score on that play – they still had plenty of chances to win that game. Choked instead. Then as you said, the Cards didn’t even show up for the most important game of the season.
Champions overcome adversity, and losers fold/quit in the face of it. In 1985, the Royals were the former and the Cards were the latter. It’s that simple.
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by aHorseWithNoName on May 20, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I have only two friends who are Cards fans, and over beer both of them have brought up Denkinger more than once.
As for these two being part of “the best fans in baseball,” I know more about their team than they do.
by RoyalCreole on May 20, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
How DARE you do this post without mentioning Mama's Family
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 8:10 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Fairly mediocre series have been set in both towns
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_television_series_by_setting
St. Louis has the John Larroquette Show, which was pretty great. KC has The United States of Tara, I guess, which I haven’t seen but have heard is good. Otherwise, a lot of short-lived and critically lambasted dreck.
by OnixConcepcion on May 20, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The John Lorroquette Show was insufferable crap
Making watching baseball as fun as doing your taxes.
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't like the Larroquette Show, either
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
St. Louis also had “Day by Day” which was a spinoff of “Family Ties” and featured an unknown Julia Louis Drefuss
KC had “Eddie” starring KC comic Eddie Griffin and Malcolm Jamal Warner
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You mean Malcolm and Eddie, right?
How could you forget Theo Huxtable?
by OnixConcepcion on May 20, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
United States of Tara is awful
Hating life as a Royals fan 365 days a year at Royalscentricity
by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Another issue (that's come up here multiple times) that tends
to annoy Royals fans is Cardinals fans insisting their team was so bad in 2006. For obvious reasons, this doesn’t go over well with Royals fans.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 8:47 AM EDT reply actions
Is St. Louis more liberal?
I think both urban cores have the traditional big labor/minority bloc that keeps things blue, while the suburbs (Overland Park, Clayton) are more moderate conservative (fiscally conservative, socially liberal) and the exurbs are conservative (Olathe, Wentsville).
Also, are we Springfield or are we Shelbyville in this rivalry?
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I am an Army recruiter and have to deal with people from stl ...
They are (for the mist part & of those whom I met over the last 2 plus years) snobby, arrogant,elitist, liberal… And I have gotten looked down at while in uniform almost to the point they looked down on me(which I find funny)
As for an example of liberalism in stl … There is a road as old as stl itself called Delmar, it runs to the famous blue berry hill (great bars and food btw) well after President Obama was elected a portion of the road was named Barrack Obama Rd… Can’t get more liberal than that
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 10:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
^^ this ^^^
But I don’t want to stoop to Thier level.. I’m just a country boy from Wichita Ks
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by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 11:00 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I went to college in STL
and you hit it right on the head… St. Louis is more liberal mostly due to the strong union and minority politics that dominate the city. Kansas City is more conservative not because unions don’t have power here, but because people see that power as some sort of old corrupt politics that was cleaned up decades ago. In St. Louis, like Chicago, it is still simply the way things are done.
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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on May 20, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And that fits with Stl wanting to be Chicago.
I have to say, aside from being Cardinals fans, however, a few people I’ve met from the suburbs in St. Louis have been very moderate. They are probably very happy that St. Louis City has nothing to do with them.
Of course, some of them also continually elect Russ Carnahan.
Moderate in Johnson County basically means
“I’m a Republican but I’m pro-choice”.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I love this as much as anything from the post:
Unlike, say, Rangers-Astros, which is just a group of Texans arguing about which gigantic sprawling sweltering Sun Belt metroplex is more “hell yea Texas, baby!” than the other
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
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Big/Little Brother
I think the best parallel is K-State/KU…while they are “rivals”, they are not RIVALS!!!!! like KU vs Mizzou. KU is K-State’s biggest rival while KU’s is Mizzou.
That's not big brother/little brother
That’s annoying arrogant twat/undertalented, average decent dude…
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Then why
did KU fans storm the field after they beat K-State at Memorial Field in 2006? If they weren’t rivals, then they only other reason to storm the field would have been if it had been a huge upset, yet KU was favored going into the game and K-State was unranked. You paint a puzzling picture.
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by Dr. van Strijcker on May 23, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Toasted ravioli is f'n amazing...
But it is not in the same realm as Good ol’ BBQ
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by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 10:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Toasted Ravioli never blew my skirt up, don't see the big deal
Also, their pizza is the worst in the world
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on May 20, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Never had Thier pizza..
The toast raviolis I had that were amazing was at the hill – which is the Italian area of stl good Italian food.. Ragazzis raviolis were really good.. BUT BBQ hands down 10/10
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by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 11:23 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Agreed on pizza
Yay for thin crust and spagettios sauce on top.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Sounds too much like "Emos" for me
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
There is good STL-style pizza and bad STL-style pizza
I agree that Imo’s is not good. Some of the one-of-a-kind restaurants have good St. Louis style pizza.
No, toasted ravioli is not f'n amazing.
I would be embarrassed if my town was known for toasted ravioli.
To each Thier own I guess
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by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 4:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
to me it is embodied in LaRussa...
I have mentioned in the “best fans” article that I grew up predisposed to becoming a fan of the Cardinals without actually being exposed to what the fan base embodied. It is simple: my father was alive before the Royals existed, so he thus witnessed Bob Gibson and his amazing talents and thus rooted for his “in-state” team, although he grew up in the northwest corner of Missouri, five or more hours from St. Louis. My father became a bigger Royals fan over the years due to proximity and that he had a close friend that went to the infamous baseball school with Frank White, but he still preached that St. Louis was “in-state” and that it was “okay” to root for them. In the mean time, I was watching WGN in my basement, enjoying Harry’s drunken Cubs broadcasts. And once the “Bo knows” craze came and went, I remained in awe of the Athletic’s athleticism of Canseco, Henderson, and McGwire.
So years later I attended the University of Missouri in Columbia and realized what it all meant: the Cardinals history of being the strongest Midwestern team, Denkinger, and the likes. My closest friend became a guy who we all called “Chicago” and together we were thrust into Cardinals’ territory and interacted with the fans first hand in the belly of the beast. What I am trying to say is that my revelations were experienced first hand without prior knowledge to these “cultural differences”; therefore, I feel they are validated.
So over the years I witnessed LaRussa coach an A’s team full of ’roiders that did astronomically well, putting the Royals fantastic finishes in 2nd place (no wild card then folks), and we all damn well know that there is a decent chance he knew exactly what his players were doing behind the scenes. Then he comes to St. Louis and brings McGwire with him at just the time that I am arriving at college. Added to this was that I was watching Cubs games a lot with my buddy and guffawing at the fine theatrics of Fernando Vina. And then came the interaction with the Cardinals fans on our dorm floor. Some of whom would hang Denkinger articles on their room door.
So the stereotypical Cardinals trends were growing during that era: taking washed up player x and turning him into a serviceable player, taking a utility man and turning him into an everyday player, using old school baseball moves like bunting and suicide squeezes to score runs, and using the entire bullpen in a 9 inning game in which the starter went 7 innings just to get the right “matchups”. The thing that bothers me about these Cardinals trends is that so many of them seemed like luck. No other teams could execute those strategies with that much success, so I am challenged as to why or how they did it. Was it that they employed expert strategies, or that they were just lucky? Did they really have great players, and the medias browbeating of the old style tactics obscured this? Anyhow, what happened was that grumpy old lawyer of a coach LaRussa took all the credit.
So LaRussa implanted himself as the hard-assed coach who “did things right” who has over the years contradicted himself on so many levels that I am confused as to how he isn’t a public whipping boy by this time. He was arrested for a DUI without too much concern, and then months later a Cardinal pitcher was killed in a car crash while intoxicated. The Cardinals won a World Series with a freaking 83 win team, in a series in which Tigers pitchers committed a comedic amount of errors. All the while, the Steroid Era was raging, and LaRussa was catching little flack for the amount of players he had coached who had enhanced their performance. When the smoke cleared, LaRussa was gifted a player who may yet become the greatest player of all time. A player that is constantly referred to as a gentlemanly, clean player. Should I also mention that LaRussa’s daughter is a Raiderette?
Ok, so here we are. Am I jealous? I will say no. I want to say that my beef is that LaRussa, while embodying all these elements of the mythical “old school” coach, is really nothing more than a guy that has been gifted fantastic players with a fantastic pitching coach that seems to have won championships due to either massive PED use, or, dare I say, luck? I am in no way trying to take away from those 90s and 00s Cardinals teams. If you win, you win, point taken. Tons of players did PEDs, I don’t really have an opinion one way or another on that. I am just confused as to why LaRussa gets a hall pass, and others are ridiculed. It adds to this whole dualism that the Cardinals represent. And furthermore, I am constantly annoyed by the media/fans putting LaRussa and the Cardinals on a pedestal as if they do everything right, while the same media/fans take high offense to any criticisms or pot shots.
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by PhattStairs on May 20, 2011 9:28 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
His daughter is a raiderette...
Supporting the one team out of all professional sports whom I hate/despise/loathe/detest the most…
The Raiders.
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by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 10:14 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
OT: Upon reading that post
I just realized that if you move the “l” two spots to the right, Olathe becomes loathe.
I’ve lived in Olathe virtualy all my life and never realized that..
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Ooh.. Man now that you said that
Loathe, Olathe wow.. Never been to Olathe but if you hate it then the word play works for ya..
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by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 11:16 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Some of whom would hang Denkinger articles on their room door.
I was hoping this was understood as the way STL fans would go about things. Just straight up say that our title was bullshit without trying to get to know you, while their team had a bazillion titles and title shots over the years. That is annoying to me. We had a dynasty for 10-14 years and won 1 frickin title and you mean to tell me your going to poke holes in that title? I, therefore, find it OK to slander the 83 win team. I got to hear endless amounts of stories from STL guys I worked with about how magical that team was: the Beltran at bat vs. Wainwright to end the NLCS and so on.
I used to think that Cardinals ‘85 Champs banner was a funny joke printout that made me laugh, but when I see one of these now, I know its a poke at us Royals fans. Maybe I should go hang George Brett 5 jerseys all over the restaurants in STL and see how they like it! If that Applebee’s by the stadium still exists and still has that stupid Cards banner up, I think we should send a crack team of royaldaddy, Mas Cervezas, and billybeingbilly in to sneak it out of there and burn it.
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by PhattStairs on May 20, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm game.
More so at Al Hrbosky’s bar outside the stadium he’s got a signed George Brett jersey on display. Not for sale. I saw we burn the aforementioned banner, drink a celebratory beer (or 2) then go to AL’s and take that jersey with us back to KC – where it’s appreciated..
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by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 2:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
At least in the Kansas City area
I think there’s some left over hostility from the border war and St Louis is a convenient stand in for Missouri for anyone with a Kansas affinity.
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"I know (St. Louis). I know you want (the 1985 World Series) so bad it's like acid in your mouth. But, not this time."
It’s really St. Louis’s civic pride that’s so irritating. Their metropolitan zeitgeist is that of a middle child, “see, we’re just as good as Chicago, oh, we’re way better than KC.” No, you’re not. At best you’re a mirror image of Pittsburgh with a turn of the 20th century golden age that’s so far dead and buried that it’s akin to Kansas Citians who are whistful for the heyday of the “The Paseo.”
“We have our own style of pizza!” Which is like China laying claim to “Home of the fingertrap.” “You know that cheap not very good thing? Yeah we did that.” Not to mention the key ingredient is “Provel” which is essentially the velveeta-ization of provolone. Which brings us to “T-Ravs” or toasted ravioli which is in fact fried not toasted. So bully to you in the naming department, but moreover, isn’t this just a trend in processed food? “Visit St. Louis, we were really good at piggybacking the McDonaldization of America at one point!”
As for the arch, fuck it. Sure the kitchen utensils on top of Bartle Hall may be an abomination, the Sprint Center looks like a designer ice bucket from the 70’s and the new performing arts center resembled the uncompleted Death Star during it’s construction phase. There’s a quiet grace to knowing your own limitation and national inferiority that anyone who truly convinces themselves that a giant horseshoe somehow reflects well on them personally can never, ever, possess.
Budweiser. Thank god for those beautiful Belgian bastards at InBev. “Vee vill sell zo stuuupid Ameeericans rice vater azz bier back to demselves. All da vhile makin das schnauser boyz at Heineken compete vith our Shtella taps! Muah ha ha ha.” “Whatever it’s the same management.” Uhm really? We don’t remember the company that sponsored Dale Jr. and made talking frogs celebrities being the type to use Los Campesinos! in their Bud Select commercials. Being the best at making domestic cereal malt beer is like being the best at making ether, the lack of oxygen to our brain thanks you, but it doesn’t change the fact that THERE ARE NO FUCKING MOUNTAINS HERE MR. BUSCH! “Head for the mounds of Cahokia” maybe.
T.S. Eliot! Chuck Berry! blah blah Ernest Hemingway! Walt Disney! blah blah, THEY DONE ALL SOLD OUT SON! I guess not Chuck Berry, but really? If you gave us the choice between ever having fried mushrooms or seeing Chuck Berry again at Blueberry Hill, we’d stick to your legendary reputation for saturated fat and processed food.
Basically, Dogtown, Soulard, Dutchtown and parts of SoCo are okay for the same reasons Westport, the Plaza, Brookside, are Waldo okay but it’s nothing you can put in a Rick Steve’s Missouri.
ALSO, “Famous Dave” if that is your real name. What the shit are St. Louis Style Ribs? Are they like Kansas City Crabcakes? Kuwaiti Bourbon? Tijuana Crepes? Have you found a way to deep fry them and cover them with synthetic cheese? Because yes, that in fact would make sense.
Baseball-wise it’s like pre and post curse Red Sox fans. St. Louis fans love everything cliche about baseball: hand kept scorebooks, fresh cut grass, “Stan the man,” and all that bullshit. They use “thundersicks” (admittedly because they win and have sellout games) but also swear less at games and are firmly entrenched in the pink-hat nation of modern baseball fans. Kansas City, like embattled bitter fans everywhere, are fans of the eccentric. This is where Bill Pecota played. Stuck with this shameful ‘countrified’ marketing demographic, we often felt it would be best to drop the facade and just call ourselves the “Raytown Royals.” Few things have been given long enough by the front office in KC to acquire any real iconic identity, but the undeniable popularity of this retro powder blue resurgence suggest that while the management can’t get their shit together the fan base at least knows what’s symbolic of the Royals: Shitty old ratty t-shirts. We are a losing franchise yes, but well clad in irony.
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on May 20, 2011 9:45 AM EDT reply actions 17 recs
I kinda wish we had their civic pride to be honest
I like St. Louis in many respects, but I do think KC has much more going for it right now – yet our citizens continue to have a huge inferiority complex about many things regarding our city, while St. Louis they seem to keep saying “our city is awesome!” despite all evidence that things are falling apart.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Charlie Parker > *
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Iris DeMent
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 20, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
In all honesty
The Bird truly did not want his body to be buried in Kansas City. And as far as the city boundaries go, he was not buried in Kansas City when he was buried in 1955.
There’s a cemetery up on a hill. Off Truman Rd, just a little bit North East of Erotic City (you know where it is don’t kid yourself). Lincoln Cemetery.
Yeah it’s technically in KC now, but wasn’t then.

Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everyone can hit heat.
Charlie Parker + Jay McShann + Big Joe Turner > Chuck Berry
Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everyone can hit heat.
yeah, I know
but still, he’s FROM KC. With all due respect to the other fine acts mentioned, it boggles me that he isn’t automatically considered the greatest musical artists evey from KC. It’s like Germany voting Adenhauer rather than Goethe the Greatest German of All-Time (yes, this actually happened).
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Der Alte Was
Probably much better known to the voters, and a very popular politician.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 23, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
They see Adenauer as partly redeeming them from Hitlerism
"They may make cool judgements after the fact
But the name of the game is be hit and hit back" --Warren Zevon
Paul Rudd > Scott Bakula
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions
A push... at best
By the way, I just realized that Rudd and John Krans— uh, “Jim,” are two different people. Weird.
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
This will change your mind
Advantage: Rudd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Wp9dICOoA
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fools need to step up your KC music knowledge
KC has produced the likes of Marva Whitney, Tony Ashley, The Sinceres, anything Ellis Taylor touched and the Carpets. Some of the most desirable soul records came out of KC or were made by KC artists. How much came out of the STL? Squat other than Oliver Sain.
You can't live that American dream on foot, bro. Aint nobody riding horses no more.
by HIV 2 Elway on May 20, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice, but again
Bird > *
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Parker may have been a bigger name but Marva put out way hotter tracks
both in KC on Forte and under James Brown on King
You can't live that American dream on foot, bro. Aint nobody riding horses no more.
by HIV 2 Elway on May 20, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Plus KC gave us the rarest phych track of all time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhmo_b3jk2o
You can't live that American dream on foot, bro. Aint nobody riding horses no more.
by HIV 2 Elway on May 20, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
plus the technical birth of rock n roll by some aspects
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by PhattStairs on May 20, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Technically, Eminem was born in St Joe
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Big Joe Turner?
Pat Metheney
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by philofthenorth on May 20, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Big Joe Turner, the Sunset.
My Grandpa who lived on Dago Hill in St Louis till he was 8 years old and his single mamma my Great Grandma Berner moved here to a house in the HNE neighborhood where it’s now Hardesty between 12th and Truman (1918 or so)… digressions. Grandpa played at the Sunset with Joe Turner.
Shake Rattle and Roll. no more needs to be said.
Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everyone can hit heat.
My Version Of
That song is inspired by his version, with a little Elvis thrown in.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 23, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions
The Get up Kids!
I’ll admit it, I’m a fan.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Olathe South High School represent!
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I see what you did there.
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 23, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Dennis Miller would approve this rant!
"We're gonna win with pitching and defense" General Manager Dayton Moore, circa winter 2009
"Where did all these Indians come from?" General George Armstrong Custer, circa summer 1876
Chuck Berry made women drink his pee
And Budweiser is continuing that St. Louis tradition.
by OnixConcepcion on May 20, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Chuck Berry's first trip from St Louis to Kansas City
ended up being the inception of his first felony conviction for a botched armed robbery in Kansas City. That comes from his own admission in his autobiography.
Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everyone can hit heat.
On the other hand
Satchel Paige served a term as Sheriff of Kansas City.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Satchel was a deputy
It was a ceremonial post before he ‘ran’ for State Representative and lost in the primary to Leon Jordan.
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As a royals fan stuck in the "cardinals nation"
I am getting my licks in the office as of today.. I’m already hearing the AAA team from KC hosting the redbirds bit.. I can respect how old and historic the cardinals franchise is plus the old stl browns.. But Thier fans I absolutely loathe.. It will be nice to see how they conduct themselves post Pujols.. And for those whomever are getting ragged on and want to have a new retort for obnoxious cards fan use the following.
Didn’t we sweep you guys last year?
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 10:10 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
stuck in cardinal nation too
I’ve been getting a lot of mileage out of the Brandon Phillips quote lately.
by DanielShirley on May 20, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I dig the STL
though I live a couple of hours from it right now (IL side). However, this series is awesome, because I can see the Royals on TV.
I can't stand FS stl
I pay out my pocket for direct tv MLB extra innings… Gotta have the royals on the tele’ after work.
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 11:18 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Did you hear...
While watching the KC game on MLB.tv i had the cards broadcast on the tv because I love watching them lose, and they said ‘For kansas city, this is their world series when the cardinals come to town’. Rediculous.
by DanielShirley on May 20, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea.. Very conceded on Thier status. I'm looking forward to pujols becoming a cub...
And show lack of class by rubbing it it for a week or 2
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by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 2:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Kansas City has "Kansas" in it
For 3/4 of the state, that’s a deal breaker. It’s arguable whether the KC metro area is more “Kansas” than “Missouri”, but there is enough shared affinity with a state that is hated by most Missourians that KC will always be the red-headed step-child. It’s in state politics, funding for state projects all the way down to support for the sports teams.
I don't think its the name
I think its the fact that St. Louis is a larger metro area, and has been for a long time.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
that gap is narrowing
but the real issue as to the funding and political nature is that something like 80% of the STL metro is in Missouri, while in KC it’s not nearly as much
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by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on May 20, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
So, it’s a Kansas vs. Missouri, thing?
Yeah, I get where the hatred stems from: It really sucks that we Kansans decided not to be a slave state and all. You Missourians were sort of on the wrong side of history on that one, weren’t ya?
Now, to add insult to injury, the team that resides in the town your little band of raiders tried to burn to the ground routinely curbstomps your state-named school in basketball; so badly and so often that you wanted to go to the Big 10 and they decided that a school from a state full of corn and … well, pretty much just corn was more desirable.
Honestly, I feel kind of bad for St. Louis. Must kind of suck to be the ‘gateway to the West.’ Meant most of the people coming through there saw what it was and had no desire to stick around. Not that anyone blames them, really; just meant they had common sense.
Nice post
Somewhere, the underside of a bridge is quiet.
/Also, obligitory “wait for football season” remark.
The history on this is not so cut and dry
Lots of Kansans wanted to be a slave state (for a time, they had two state capitals – one in Topeka that recognized slavery, and one in Lecompton that prohibited slavery in the state). And lots of Missourians were fervent abolitionists.
And Kansans weren’t exactly innocent in the Quantrill thing either – IIRC, Union forces from Kansas burned several Missouri towns an executed a bunch of Missouri generals.
< / has lived on both sides of the state line >
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Yeah, but at least they were in the Union
which TOTALLY didn’t have any slaves!
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
oops...
I admit to some historical confusion on my part there… I guess I at least caught myself… too bad it was after I posted.
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
about Missouri, not about the Union and slavery
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
and I know that now none of that makes sense
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, the unabashed ignorance of this horrible time in history
still amazes me.
Nothing people did in that period is something to be proud of. (I was going to type out neither side did much to be proud of, but in fact there was no sides and we all lost)
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 20, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Lots of the 'Kansans' who wanted Kansas to be a slave state ...
… came over from Missouri in order to help swing the vote that direction (the settled Leavenworth and Atchison, which is named after a notorious, pro-slave Missouri senator). The people that wanted a Free Kansas came, generally, from the New England and settled Topeka, Lawrence and Manhattan.
Go hit up Google and look up ‘Border Ruffians’ and ‘Bleeding Kansas’ see who did what. It was these ‘border ruffians,’ pro-slavery activists from Missouri, who came over and voted in both the pro-slavery territorial representative to Congress in 1854, elected the pro-slavery territorial congress in 1855 and who passed the Lecompton Constitution (the one that was pro-slavery) in 1857 that was ignored by the U.S. Congress as illegitimate because its approval was ‘improperly influenced.’
And, why did the U.S. Congress come to that conclusion? Because Missourians had voted for it, literally stuffing the ballot boxes with thousands more votes for pro-slavery measures than there were registered voters in the state (6,000 votes cast vs. 1,500 registered voters).
And, as to the whole ‘Quantrill thing,’ I’m referring to what went on before the Civil War. There was a murder of an anti-slavery activist (Charles Dow) in Wakarusa by pro-slavery Missourians. Then there was the first attack on Lawrence. Following that, John Brown killed some pro-slavery settlers from Missouri in the Pottawatomie Massacre (in Franklin County, Kansas). That was followed by Missouri General Henry C. Pate capturing two of John Brown’s sons and John Brown’s men engaging him in the Battle of Black Jack near what would become Baldwin City, KS (a Missouri General in Kansas? Hmm.); Brown won. Border Ruffians then attacked the city of Osawatomie (again, in Kansas), hoping to destroy it and then move on to destroy Lawrence and Topeka; Brown tried to defend it but was heavily outnumbered and forced to withdraw. After that, there was the Marais de Cygnes Massacre, where a pro-slavery General from Georgia came through Missouri, took a bunch of unarmed men hostage before lining them up and shooting them and, then, retreated to Missouri to escape justice.
That was all pre-Civil War. Quantrill’s Raid wasn’t until 1863, after the beginning of the Civil War and was, arguably, justified as an act of war (as were the actions of the Jayhawkers and Redlegs).
But, hey, what do I know? I mean, I’m just unabashedly ignorant about that period of history.
by JacinB on May 20, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Regardless
None of us were alive for any of that, and I find it kinda silly that people like Kansans and Missourians of today have much of anything to do with it.
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I agree..
I do a lot of Wikipedia editing (I look at the recent changes to make sure people aren’t putting nonsense into pages, etc.) and by far the most controversial parts of the site are over ethnic feuds, going centuries back.. from an American perspective, it’s kind of hard to understand why people get upset about that stuff.. and I feel the same way about the Border War, or why people would poison trees in Auburn, etc.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
For sure.
Kansans being proud because the state was generally anti-slavery, and looking down on Missouri because it was generally pro-slavery is stupid because it was all so long ago.
It would be like me (a Republican) being proud because a long time ago, my party freed the slaves. Just because Democrats were on Satan’s side then, doesn’t mean they still are. insert joke about how they still are on Satan’s side
I agree..
I see this hypocrisy in both sides. Many Democrats take pride in having had Thomas Jefferson. They really shouldn’t because the party doesn’t exactly have the proudest history prior to the last 30 years.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Before everybody jumps on me, I don't really identify with any
political party.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever Whig
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nah, he's Bull Moose all the way, bro
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by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
People forget Strom Thurmond was a Democrat before he was a Republican. Because all the Southern Democrats switched when the Democrats wanted to make nice with minorities. Of course, the Republicans should have given those people that wanted to switch the big F-U.
People forget Rick Perry was a Democrat
The guy was once the state chair of the Al Gore for President campaign, and now he’s a guy many conservatives want to run for President.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone in Texas was a Democrat before Reagan
Then all the “moderates” switched. I put quotations around moderate because in Texas that’s still a whole helluva lot more conservative than it would be in the Upper Midwest.
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by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Jefferson's general ideology is actually Republican
he was a state’s rights, extremely limited federal government guy
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by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
today's democrats
would be absolutely aghast of President Kennedy if he was president today. Of course, they worship him even today but don’t bother to actually learn or remember his policies.
CHIEFS DYNASTY – we’re kind of a big deal
And conservatives today liked him.
The people that were around that are still conservative would tell you that, I’m guessing. I wish Democrats were still like him.
by hawkinscm87 on May 22, 2011 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I frequently wonder what kind of president RFK might have been.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 23, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions

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by Matt Klaassen on May 23, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
pump the breaks there turbo I was referencing bigguy and aggreeing with retro
And also agreeing with you that it can not be a Kansas v Missouri thing when it comes to the baseball stuff.
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 20, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Kansan and a KU fan
But thanks for completely overreacting. You might want to go back and read to find anything about my post that should be insulting to you.
You're right.
For the record, it was this:
Kansas City has ‘Kansas’ in it. For 3/4 of the state, that’s a deal breaker. It’s arguable whether the KC metro area is more "Kansas" than "Missouri", but there is enough shared affinity with a state that is hated by most Missourians that KC will always be the red-headed step-child.
I apologize for assuming you were from Missouri.
The original "City" was called Possum Trot.
Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everyone can hit heat.
Relatively new to Mid Missouri
Coming from south central Kansas I grew up a Royals fan. Everyone fought for the right to wear the coveted #5 in little league.Some were OK with #20, #6, #56 or even #1 (Buddy Biancalana was Our Pecota). There was one kid that moved to town from Odessa, Missouri who was a Cardinal fan. He’d catch hell from everyone in the league. I’ll admit, I plunked him more than once pitching in the sandlot. After the 85 WS he didn’t speak to anyone on the diamond for the whole 86 season. I almost felt bad about it as an adult until about 6 years ago when I moved to Mid-Missouri.
That’s when I met Mama Bear. Her whole family is absolutely INSANE about the Cardinals (well, except for one sister that’s a Cubs fan…we all hate her). We’d go places in town with me sporting my Royals gear. I might as well have worn an “I Love Osama and Obama” T-shirt. Most of the ribbing was good-natured until the interleague games started. Even Baby Bear was giving be a bad time about it.
I’d have my moments…such as last year watching the Cards play the Cubs I believe. Fatass Reyes came in to relieve the Cards pitcher. I told Mama Bear to brace herself for an epic homer to cost StL the game. Two pitches later she was ready to walk out on me because I was right. Those moments of redemption have been few and far between.
Last year we went to the middle game of the Cards series at the “K”. Of course it was the game the Royals dropped. Sitting amongst the sea of red wasn’t pleasant that day…until CrownVision played the highlight reel from GAME 6. I had 4 free tickets to the Sunday game, but we had to miss it to pick up Baby Bear at the Big Bad Wolf’s house (it was dad’s weekend). On the way we listened to the Royals beat StL like a drum on the radio. Just to be an ass I switched the station to the KC broadcast for some “impartial” commentary. Later I sent Mama Bear a text to let her know the Royals signed Pujols to a contract…Not telling her it was in the 80’s when Luis Pujols played 6 games as a backup catcher. You would have thought an asteroid was going to destroy the earth by her reaction. Just a little payback for all of the “the Royals look good this year…what are they, 15-20 games out of first” comments over the years.
I Wonder
I often wonder why they make the trip across the state and support the Kansas City economy so much if it’s not a rivalry to them. Some people travel to road games with their favorite team, but not that many people. They clearly care about it more than they’ll ever admit.
because they are CHEAP,
and KC has cheap tickets, cheaper concessions, and better seats that they can’t get in St Louis even if they had the cash to fork over…
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Cheap fans
who’ll still b**** over the fact that they can’t get their precious Ted Drew’s rather than going out on a limb and trying something from the area.
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by loyal2theroyals on May 21, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe it's because Cardinal fans want to see a nice ballpark
that’s not in a dumpy downtown area. The old Busch Stadium was far nicer than the current stadium.
I failed to mention the crybaby fans
Those red-clad wussies whine about barely making the playoffs. WTF? Your team is in the playoffs every freaking year! I don’t give a rip if it’s a wildcard or not…IT’S THE FRIGGIN PLAYOFFS!!!
I've lived in St. Louis for a while now...
and I attend law school there with many people from the east/west coast and, generally, larger cities than St. Louis. So, for all it’s elitism and culture and liberalism, I hear St. Louis dumped on mercilessly for it’s complete lack of said characteristics. I enjoy this greatly.
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions






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http://www.tsbmag.com/2009/08/28/female-assholes-of-the-year-award-drunk-cardinals-fans/
You’d think with an award title like this we’d be having a large three-hour long, black-tie-definitely-not-optional ceremony, eventually handing off the trophy to someone like, say, a Belladonna or, if you want to go back a few years, an Alisha Klass. (You can look up both names if you want to, but you probably shouldn’t do it at work.) Instead, this award is for females who act like assholes, not use them. And for that, there’s not much competition compared to these two lady Cardinals fans:
Earlier this month, the two of them were taking in a Cardinals game at Busch Stadium and got a little too inebriated when an usher came up to them to discuss their clear drunkenness. The females responded as any drunken fan is wont to do: By pushing the usher down. Oh yeah, and I should probably mention: The usher was in a wheelchair. And they pushed him out of it.
Here’s the official story, via Sports by Brooks:
Bridget Matarazzi, 25, of the 6500 block of Bradley Avenue, was charged with third-degree assault for allegedly trying to push the usher from his wheelchair when he approached her at a game on Saturday evening to talk to her about her drunkenness, police said.
Hilariously, there’s also this aside:
She had taught social studies and language arts to students in the sixth, seventh and eighth grades for the St. Margaret of Scotland Catholic school, a statement from the Archdiocese of St. Louis said.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
But,
What high school did Bridget GO to?!?
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by aHorseWithNoName on May 20, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
You forgot to mention that
St Louis is a toilet.
by billexgordler on May 20, 2011 10:53 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Really wish I could afford tickets to the game tonight.
I lived in Nevada, Mo for almost 2 years and almost everyone down there is a Cards fan. Coincidentally, almost no one knowss anything about baseball either, and couldn’t name any players on “their favorite team” besides Pujols.
Also, StL is a nasty city and I wish the flood would have knocked that big stupid arch down. If you’ve ever played Oregon Trail, you know the trip to the west started in Independence.
Will, you defintitely have a feel for this now
Still think this would be a great topic for your first book publishing.
I’ve commented on most of this before – but you mentioned the religious angle got me thinking. I attended Rockhurst College (Rockhurst University now) back in the day. We had LOTS of St Louis kids matriculating there, and they were OK to get along with. Now, living in the middle of the State, if I’m at, say the Lake of the Ozarks and talk to some people from St Louis, they’re attitude towards me (they think I’m from KC) actually CHANGES when I tell them I went to Rockhurst. Assume this may be because they know somebody who went there, and/or the whole Jesuit/Catholic angle.
FWIW – there are a TON of catholic high schools in St Louis, and only a few in KC (St Pius, Rockhurst, O’Hara, and perhaps one or two more I’m forgetting)
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Honestly, most Cards fans are great
My college roommate was a huge Cards fans. I’ve dated a diehard Cards fan. They’re nice people. Its really just the “Best Fans in Baseball” thing that gets obnoxious.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I too graduated from Rockhurst College
and most of the guys I met from St.L were D-bags. Very uppity and always leading off with the “which highschool did you go to?”
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on May 20, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Well the KC side has quite a few more.
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
Rock Chalk Talk
Yeah it does
If you can sack groceries, you can sack a QB... right?
The kool-aid is now Berry flavored.
Can't wait until 2012
When we begin our dominating run in the American League, coinciding with the loss of Pujols and the inevitable decline of the Cardinals
"We're gonna win with pitching and defense" General Manager Dayton Moore, circa winter 2009
"Where did all these Indians come from?" General George Armstrong Custer, circa summer 1876
St. Louis has very, very little culture with a capital C
Honestly I don’t even think they’re trying for that or care about it. I’ve known A LOT of people from St Louis (went to college at Missouri in an all-St Louis fraternity, and have had family there all my life), and none of them so much as read books or go see local music.
In fact, there is no music scene there to speak of. Decent venues are few and far between. I used to be a roadie on little Midwest tours for an indie rock band, and the St Louis leg of the tour was ALWAYS by far the worst, despie the fact that we knew more people there than any other stop.
What the NFL labor dispute needs is a modern-day Robin Hood
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Culture
not crapture
also, tech n9ne ftw
If you can sack groceries, you can sack a QB... right?
The kool-aid is now Berry flavored.
Thus the sarcasm font
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Playing washers IS culture
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Lyric Opera of KC >>>> Opera Theatre St Louis
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
One positive thing I will say for StL is something only I will likely care about
I’m a serious chess player and some philanthropist who plays chess built a really expensive chess center there that hosts the US championship. I’ve been there and it’s really nice.
Chess in KC is nearly dead because all the people who run tournaments just fight each other.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 11:21 AM EDT reply actions
Get lambasted for this every year, but here I go again
I hate hate hate St.Louis and everything about it.
It sucks, my hatred isn’t so much unreasoning as it is purely vehement.
They can all eat a candy bar out of my ass.
We will be dominating you over the next decade in MLB & NFL bitches, get ready for it.
by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on May 20, 2011 11:37 AM EDT reply actions
As a KC fan, attending Mizzou...
me vs STL is a daily battle. Always looked down at because I am wearing my royals hat, people saying that prospects never work and “when is the last time the cardinals used prospects”. I even heard one fan saw LaRussas DUI was “bullshit” because “do you know how little you have to drink to be over the limit” and “the cop was obviously just doing it because it was a celebrity, he wouldnt do it to a regular person because of the paperwork”. This same kid made fun of Brady Morningstars DUI, if you think one is legit, both have to be.
The Cardinals are pretty much succesful exclusively because Pujols exists. They drafted him. The prospects don’t work stuff is kind of weak coming from them.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Just give in and become a KU fan
it’s much less confusing that way…
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Pikers
Regional rivalries are often very intense, even though to outsiders – and some locals – the reasons for them seem insignificant. KC and St. Louis have much, much more in common than not. Both are smallish metro areas without much around them for literally hundreds of miles. Both are on state lines. Both have very conservative hinterlands. Neither place attracts many out-of-towners. The nice areas in and around both offer a good, if very quiet, quality of life. The residents of both are generally friendly and down-to-earth. The cities’ urban cores have had a hard 40 years or so; per capita crime, poverty, etc. may be higher in St. Louis than in KC, but both cities have major, probably insoluble problems (of course, this is true of most US cities).
It is true that St. Louis at least used to be regarded as less provincial than KC (including by my KC-born family). At least in fact – not necessarily perception – I don’t think that’s the case today. It is true that , with a good symphony and Washington University, it has two nationally visible institutions that KC does not, but St. Louis cannot match KC’s fountain bedecked boulevards and fine sculpture. The St. Louis area can’t claim a US president, either. And barbeque beats fried ravioli any day.
As far as baseball is concerned, I just don’t think there’s much – if any – rivalry there. The teams are in different leagues and always have been – even with interleague play, there’s just not much opportunity for direct competition. The Cardinals are a very old franchise; the Royals are a relatively young one. The Cardinals have been a successful franchise more often than not; the Royals – well, as someone who came of age watching the teams of the mid-70s to late 80s, let’s just say the past 20 years have been a good impersonation of the St. Louis Browns. As a result of the difference in franchise age and the Royals’ two decades of ineptitude, the Cardinals have fielded many more stars than the Royals. I love the Royals (and feel no attraction to any post-1960s Cardinals teams), but I have to admit that St. Louis has usually enjoyed a better on-field product than we Royals fans have.
by Tronan on May 20, 2011 12:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thats only because a Cardinals fan ruined this franchise
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Hey, even the Browns made the World Series
Of course, they lost to the Cards.
They did go onto become the Orioles and dominate for a quite a while, too.
by OnixConcepcion on May 20, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone at Baseball Think Factory
Posted a 1911 article about the city of Baltimore targeting the Cardinals for relocation because St. Louis couldn’t support two teams.
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Veeck's autobiography
talks about how the Browns had the Cards on the run until August Busch came in. If Busch hadn’t bought the team, the Royals might be playing the Browns a lot as they probably would be in the same AL division. Instead, Veeck unloaded the Browns and they went to Baltimore.
by OnixConcepcion on May 20, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else here from Springfield MO?
cause this place is like the “wanna-be” little St. Louis. They have their Springfield Cardinals, everyone is starting to put their high school name stickers on their cars just like in St. Louis, and everyone raves about “Imo’s Pizza” cause its from St. Louis and soooo gooooood. Bullshit.
Before I left this area to join the Marines this area was pretty much neutral. I mean there were more Cardinal games broadcasted on the radio, but the typical citizen said they liked both St. Louis and Kansas City. Well now that the Springfield Cardinals are here everyone is a Cardinals fan, everyone.
Recently I went to a local sportsbar, dressed in Royals gear, looked around to see if the pre-game was on and found it was not. So I pulled up to the bar, ordered a Boulevard and asked the bartender if he could throw the Royals game on. He half-ass glances at my jersey, gives a little smirk then proceedes to put the Royals game on the smallest television in the bar, now mind you this is a typical midwestern sportsbar probably 40+ televisions out there and seriously he puts in on the smallest fucking one. After serving another couple people their drinks, he goes back over to the control center where he changes the TV’s and proceeds to put the Cardinals game on the other 39 TV’s and cranks the volume skyhigh. At this point it was a war.
I didn’t get up and head home, I just sat there and pacing myself knowing its a 9 inning game, drank about two more tall boys down all the while, the same bartender clown, who must have finished his shift, was welcoming in all his Card’s buddies and they started to get rowdy and drunk. At one point one said to me, even though I was minding my own business “Hey LaRussa has an extra hat for you if you wanna switch sides!” I calmly replied “No thanks, I’d rather not get his shingles.” and the dude turned to his buddies and said “What, LaRussa has shingles?” Out of the six or seven “diehard” fans they portrayed themselves to be, only one guy finally said “yeah he hasn’t managed in a couple of days.”
I don’t know what the point of that story was, just thought I would tell someone, but Im usually out and about in Springfield wearing Royals gear, and hardly ever run into another Royals fan.
by jrcnc on May 20, 2011 12:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And I stayed for the entire Royals game on the small ass TV
while the majority of “Cards” fans got shithoused and more than likely ran over some child trying to drive home cause they couldn’t see out their windows with all their “high school” stickers everywhere.
A large percentage of the architecture students at KU seem to be from StL
because they get to pay in-state tuition due to the lack of an architecture school in Missouri.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep
I moved to KC from Springfield, just a year or so after they built that shitty “mini busch” stadium. My brother is a huge Royals fan, and between the two of you, that’s probably 66% of them there (until I visit, of course)
Springfield Cardinals fans are WAY more belligerent. They’re the Raiders fans of the NL, and they only have a AA team.
Admittedly, I don’t know much about baseball, but I know MY Royals.
If you can sack groceries, you can sack a QB... right?
The kool-aid is now Berry flavored.
Yes, this. I wrote a springfield rant below before I went through the comments.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Springfield here...
I love going to Springfield Cardinal games in my NWA Naturals shirt. I actually can’t wait to get home to put on Royals gear and go out to watch the game. Those games at the K (with the Cards) are so much fun. Like having an argument with 40,000 people.
Look, in ‘85, all us non STL, non KC Missourians had to choose. I actually had chosen in 1969, but it was put up or shut up time for the rest. Most of my buddies chose STL. They’re still, and always will be….. WRONG!
Still hate...
That the Naturals were once the Wichita Wranglers…I loved me some Wranglers when I was a kid.
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Strangely
I feel cheated by not being an active part of this rivalry. If I take a trip to St. Lou, are they going to make fun of me because I’m a Royals fan? Or because I’m from the land of lobster, potatoes and marrying cousins?
In all honesty, I went to a Royals-Cardinals game in St Louis a couple years ago
and nobody really gave me any problems. I also toured Schlafly’s Brewery beforehand wearing my Royals gear and ended up striking up a positive conversation with a Cardinals fan at the bar there.
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I've worn Royals gear to Royals/Cards games at Busch
Never had a problem.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
It's only a problem
when their cheap belligerent fans come to the K, actually.
If you can sack groceries, you can sack a QB... right?
The kool-aid is now Berry flavored.
You going this to busch?
Just bought my tix for game 1 June 17th right next to the royals dugout.. Not cheap but worth it to see the boys in blue. I never had any problems at busch either, the fans joke a bit and act all high and mighty around us royals fans… But we will have the last laugh
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 2:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I usually go
Cause my college roommates has Cards season tix. Can’t go this year though.
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Perspective from a Cards fan here
I always head to these posts every year to check out what you Royals fans are saying about us when the inter league series comes up. I’ve honestly never understood the animosity and hate you guys have towards the Cardinals, our city, and us Cardinal fans. If you have ran into douchebag Cardinal fans before wherever you live, understand that EVERY FANBASE has douchebag fans, no matter how big or small (hell, if you think Cardinal fans are bad, be glad we’re not the Phillies, Mets, or Cub fans). I’m never going to say “oh us Cardinal fan base, we ONLY have awesome fans, and every other fan base sux, blah blah” cause that’s just ignorant, but understand that WE did NOT give ourselves the title of ‘best fans in baseball’, we’ve been given that by numerous publications and sportswriters, and frankly to an extent I believe we have earned that title. Go to a Cardinals game and you will understand. There’s not a lot of negativity there (bashing the opposing team, opposing players, etc.). Again, this DOES NOT APPLY TO EVERY FAN but a good majority of us are knowledgeable, civil, and would rather just participate in good baseball discussion than get in a shouting match with you.
As far as the StL – KC rivalry, I don’t know what you guys have against St. Louis as a city. It’s not the nicest city in the world (it’s rather rotting out from its core, like a lot of rust-belt/midwest cities these days) but there’s still cool things to do, good things to eat, and fun to be had. I’ve been to KC a few times and I’ve had fun every time (your Power and Light District is rather neat) so why the hate and bashing of every thing that we have and hold dear here. Toasted ravs are awesome, Imo’s Pizza is delicious heaven, and hey KC BBQ is some of the best I’ve had. We’re both midwestern, Missouri cities – there’s a lot more similarities than differences between us.
And as far as the ‘85 series goes, isn’t it time you gave it up? It’s not us Cards fan who constantly brings it up, it’s YOU GUYS. Yeah it sucked that Denkinger blew the call, but you know what – I’m over it, it’s history, in the past, done. There’s no reason to dwell on it. It’s a cool interesting piece of history in the StL-KC rivalry and it gives the rivalry meaning, but there really is no reason to gloat about a victory that happened before many of us were even born. To be honest, it makes you guys look kinda pathetic that you’re still whooping about it a generation later. If you want something to harp on us about, how about talking about how your whole farm system is better than ours, is gonna kick our asses come next year (which it very well could) or something. But really, get off the 1985 thing. It’s spent.
Lastly, you all seem to have this idea that ALL Cards fans are pretentious assholes who are stuck up, think the Royals and their fans are baseball scum, and the like. You’re an idiot if you believe this. I lived in Columbia, MO for a few years and found that many KC Royals fans acted this way, when I would try to engage them in baseball conversation I would usually get a ‘shut up! 1985! 1985!’ response or something about Pujols using steroids. It is unfair to create a stereotype for us when you won’t even give one of us a chance. Like I mentioned earlier, a real Cardinals fan would much rather talk baseball with you than jab about how the Royals suck or whatever. Anyway, let me know what you guys think. I LOVE when the I-70 series comes up every year, I love travelling to KC and going to your beautiful stadium, so let’s have a good series this weekend. And hurry up and get those prospects up and producing, I want the Royals to be relevant again.
GO CARDS
by wild_woody on May 20, 2011 1:43 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Disagree entirely about the 1985 thing. Cardinals fans are always the ones to bring it up, to ‘prove’ that our only world championship wasn’t deserved. “You’ve only won one world series and it’s only because we got screwed by denkinger!” is the common refrain.
I also think this specific comment is quite demonstrative of the aloof “it’s not even a rivalry to us” condescension alluded to by will in the original post.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
We're not saying every Cardinals fan is an arrogant idiot who can't name any actual players besides Pujols
just like, 98% of them or so.
I think most of this is in jest
I wouldn’t take it too seriously. I like St. Louis quite a bit actually.
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So what you're saying is...
we should take you as a representation of Cardinals fans, rather than what we’ve spoke of here?
Nope. Can’t do that.
good to hear perspective...
I was thinking about what the hell STL fans at their SB Nation site would say in a similar thread about KC fans…is there a bone to pick with us…the general consensus I get with Royals fans and is breathed by the broadcasters is that we are pretty loyal fans that seem to be “good” guys
There’s not a lot of negativity there (bashing the opposing team, opposing players, etc.
I disagree…I find it hard to listen to Cards broadcasts because Hrabosky or whomever will always be picking apart the other team and talking about getting screwed by the umps…whereas the Royals announcers will mention it as a mere part of the game and talkinga bout getting picked apart by others teams stars (in a partial way) and will only rail on an ump if it continues all game long and even then it seems to be done merely out of reporting the game and not as a Royals getting completely screwed type of thing
Don't be lonesome for your heroes. Be your own hero.
for me...
I know there are knowledgeable, passionate Cards fans, but I have never heard an argument out of them about real baseball stats…it’s mostly old school, “Man how ’bout that Holiday!” or “Pujols is the best.” or “Wainwrights curve is such and such.” I know only a handful of guys that could talk real, true baseball that were Cards fans…and I have met tons of Cards fans and have intentionally remained unbiased with them as to get along while working with them and just in general (I’m normally not one to razz someone anymore), so I feel my argument is validated…
I did know a group of non-baseball fans from Afton (of course I knew where they were from) that were cool as dry ice and ate Taco Be$11 everyday
and I have made trips to STL where I found the locations a fair amount devoid of life and fun and have had bad experiences at concerts, and a trip to the Arch at night that I can not “unsee” and bad trips trying to navigate Lindbergh airport…STL I give you the benefit of the doubt, but what I see and experience is what I see and experience
Don't be lonesome for your heroes. Be your own hero.
understand that EVERY FANBASE has douchebag fans, no matter how big or small
WE did NOT give ourselves the title of ‘best fans in baseball’-frankly to an extent I believe we have earned that title.
you all seem to have this idea that ALL Cards fans are pretentious assholes——You’re an idiot if you believe this.
a real Cardinals fan would much rather talk baseball with you than jab about how the Royals suck or whatever.
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 20, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I was going to add stuff about how some of your post is hypocritical and actually pretentious but I realized I don’t want to waste my time.
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by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on May 20, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, a lot of us are uncomfortable with the Power and Light district
Because of race issues (when they opened, they had a dress code seemingly aimed at blacks, and were said to have enforced it selectively, ignoring white patrons who ignored it).
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm very comfortable with it.
But that’s because my friend used to work there and when I would stand there and talk to him while he was working the gate, I witnessed the dress code being enforced equally. I also observed that most of the time, it seemed like most employees working the gate were black.
The dress code, when enforced properly, makes me feel much more comfortable. If black people choose to dress in a way that makes people feel unsafe, that’s their problem. The solution could not be simpler.
To be honest, I've never been there (except to walk through once during the day).
I prefer more of a laid back, almost dive bar atmosphere for when my friends and I go out. But I’m weird like that.
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm like that too.
I’ve been there a few times, but it’s never my preference. I’m not sure if I fall in the dive bar category, but I like good beer, good people, fewer fake people, and reasonable prices.
This smells of the same douchery...
as Nebraska fans, “We didn’t give ourselves that title, everyone else did blah blah blah” bullshit
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For me, it was my time spent living in Springfield that caused my disdain for all things St. Louis. Springfield is Cardinals country and the fans are beyond arrogant. It’s not just their arrogance, but how vicious and ignorant they are about it. The whole best fans in baseball thing gets overplayed, but comes about from the fans at the park [purportedly] being knowledgeable and cordial, cheer for good plays made by the opposition, etc.
The Springfield fans took that best fans in baseball stuff (which they didn’t earn because they had never left greene county) to an extent of ridiculous sense of entitlement. “Because I arbitrarily choose to root for a team that is five hours from where I live instead of one that is two hours from where I live, I am a superior human to you.” Just drove me insane.
So much of it was ignorant and inaccurate. “The Royals are just a farm club for the Yankees.” Really? What member of the Yankees team has ever played for the Royals, aside from none of them? Talking shit based on the exploits of players WHO ARE NO LONGER ON THE TEAM.
The icing on the cake was that they were all Chiefs fans too – definitive proof that they’re terrible, terrible fans. The ‘best fans’ are going to be true fans no matter what, not just pick the teams that happen to be good at a particular moment. I’m curious what Springfield was like during the 2000 Rams/Kurt Warner type heyday. Or if the cards lose Pujols and lose 100 games while the Royals run away with the AL Central, if the dynamics of the town change.
Prior to living in Springfield I never really cared much one way or the other about St. Louis. Part of it was that I didn’t encounter many Cardinals fans, but I really think it was those people from Springfield, who somehow envision their shit-hole town as being a suburb of the Loo, who permanently turned me against the murder capital.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 1:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
sounds like Springfield is just full of douchebag fans
But I have noticed that outside of StL and KC, the usual pro sports loyalty is almost always Cardinals and Chiefs, just by default (the teams with more history, been around longer, large fanbase, etc.). I dunno, maybe it means Missouri is a ‘red state’ after all.
So much of it was ignorant and inaccurate. "The Royals are just a farm club for the Yankees." Really? What member of the Yankees team has ever played for the Royals, aside from none of them?
I am still smarting from us losing Fran Healy, Steve Farr and Kris Wilson to the Yanks.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com
David Cone was the last good Royal to go to the Yankees, right? Maybe Johnny Damon, but he had two teams between his stints in KC and NY so it hardly counts.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Well there you go. Who was the last person to go straight from KC to NY, either in a trade of FA signing?
Aaron Guiel was DFA’s and resurfaced in NY…but he may have gone to Japan first…
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like Chiefs fans
As a Cardinals fan, a lot of what the Royals fans are saying about Cardinals, I thought about the Chiefs fans when they came to the Rams Chiefs game in the dome last year. Arrogant and condescending. Funny how both cities go for the Teams in RED. If St. Louisans used to like the Chiefs, maybe it was because they wore Cardinal Red. Just kidding. KC is one of my favorite cities to visit. Raphael is awesome. Love the Steamboat museum.
Good point.
Chiefs fans are big assholes just like Cardinals fans are sometimes.
Fortunately for me, I’m not much of a football fan.
I agree that Chiefs fans (and I am one) are kind of bad but in a different way. My biggest gripe with Chiefs fans is their being too obnoxious/drunk/loud/dumb. Whereas the rap on Cardinals fans is elitism/arrogance. I agree that Chiefs fans have some issues…but very different issues. No one has accused Cardinals fans of acting like they’re at a nascar race, and no one has accused Chiefs fans of being elitists.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 21, 2011 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Chiefs Fans
I notice at the game today, an awful lot of Kansas City fans appear to wearing KC Chiefs red shirts. They must REALLY love their KC football!
It's really very simple
The hard working folks of Kansas City hate whiny little cry bitches.
The people of St Louis happen to be a bunch of whiny little cry bitches.
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
Satchmo-
You make the most complicated and heated discussion simple. KC folk blue collar workers stl whiny bitches drawing welfare celebrating Obama care… Kudos
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
by Mas Cervezas on May 20, 2011 2:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I do what I can
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
Mellinger adds some fuel to the fire.
http://www.kansascity.com/2011/05/19/2888582/how-kansas-city-and-st-louis-compare.html
Get ready, Kansas City: Here come the Cardinals. And more annoyingly, the self-appointed Best Fans In Baseball.
For instance, neither of us had an NHL playoff team this year, and neither will have Albert Pujols next year.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 2:07 PM EDT reply actions
formatting fail
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You got some right, but I have some thoughts...
I’d like to point out a few things here as a STL native living in KC. First, St. Louisans don’t, in their native environment, look down on KC. In fact, before moving here I seldom gave any thought to Kansas City at all. It rarely came up in conversation, and if we visited friends here or drove through on the way to CO it was never with hostile intent. The core of the St.Louis-Kansas City animus is born, lives, and thrives, here in Kansas City. So much so that upon moving here I found myself immediately as the St. Louis outsider, defensive of my home and relegated to a role in that debate. The differences become highlighted.
Second, the best fans in baseball thing is hardly self-applied as the city has often been named best sporting city in the US, North America, etc., by National Sports media.
Thirdly, the idea of STL fans as fair weather or somehow bad fans, or as the moron above put it fans who can’t name a player besides Pujols is ridiculous. I, like so many in St. Louis, grew up listening to the games, going to the games, loving it, before Pujols ever put on the uniform. We have a great history of game there and it seems truly petty that Kansas City takes that so personally. Does a fan have to suffer through as much loss as you do in order to be a fan? I certainly hope not.
I’m sorry, but in the end this whole thing comes off as a terrible inferiority complex.
Second, the best fans in baseball thing is hardly self-applied as the city has often been named best sporting city in the US, North America, etc., by National Sports media.
It began with “The Sporting News” which is published in ….surprise! St. Louis.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The idea comes in large part from the fact that...
St. Louis is essentially a large mid-market team who draws its fan base from a very large geographic area and is therefore able to compete with (Second most world series titles) the traditional big boys such as NY and Boston despite spending far less money. This is in no small part b/c STL fans are incredibly loyal and spend so much on merchandising and attendance. Plus, if you want to see fans who stick it out and show loyalty while seldom being rewarded for it, look no further than the Blues.
by Michael Powers on May 20, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
At Mizzou,
I saw a bunch of blues fans when the season started and they came out hot but then all of a sudden i didnt see any. It was weird.
by jack.nowland on May 20, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Their big fan base
Is because for a long time, St. Louis was the most southern and western team in all of baseball, so generations of southerners were Cardinals fans.
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huh
Plus, if you want to see fans who stick it out and show loyalty while seldom being rewarded for it, look no further than the Blues.
Sure, they haven’t won a Cup, but they did make the playoffs every year from 1980 to 2004 (according to Wikipedia this is the “third longest streak in North American professional sports history”). That’s hardly what I’d call “seldom rewarded.” Poor Blues fans!!!
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by aHorseWithNoName on May 20, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ignorance as to significant details regarding their own teams
seems to be a very common theme to St. Louis sports-fandom.
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 20, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I've said it before
But Cards fans are JUST like Jayhawk basketball fans (and I’m a Jayhawk basketball fan). Good core of really knowledgable fans, but also lots of casual fans who know nothing about the game and love to bandwagon, unbelievably whiny at times, proud of their history, overreact to every negative thing, thin-skinned, portrayed rightly or wrongly as elitist, travel on the road well, act like they are above rivalries, yet take the time to make digs at opponents, lots of female fans who wear pink gear, overrate their own team and fanbase just a smidge, but generally win a lot and make the playoffs, although they don’t bring home as many championships as other elite programs.
Go Hawks!
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I do see quite a few parallels
Not having a dog in the KU-MU-KSU fight allows me to avoid much Jayhawk fan exposure, though.
I think it highlights two basic rules when it comes to being a fan of any team in any sport:
1. Don’t be a douche;
2. Know your team/sport.
If you follow those two rules, then most people aren’t going to have any problems with you. I recognize that there are probably a ton of hardcore, dyed-in-the-wool, knowledgeable Cards fans. It’s just that I haven’t been exposed to too many of those. Even the generally good-natured/nice ones don’t seem to have a clue. For example, take a conversation I struck up with a Cards fan in an Austin airport bar (of all places) in January 2010:
Him (trying to be nice): “Hey, I saw you guys signed Ankiel. That was a good move…he’s awesome.”
Me: “Ummm, yeah…not really.”
I guess sustained success with any team is just going to breed the kind of ignorant bandwagoners who are just “fans” because it’s the cool thing to do/go see. I will say that it’s often worse on many levels in the college sports arena because it seems like so many people really think they have some sort of PERSONAL investment in their teams and take everything WAY too seriously. I just want to look at them and ask, “Did you actually play? Did you spend 20+ hours every week at practice and the weight room? Then just calm down. You paid tuition, went to (some) classes, and might have hung out with one of the players once.” I have a friend who was a pretty big-time athlete at a local school, and that sort of thing drives him NUTS. He just wants to slap the shit out of people like that, who seem to take losses even harder than most of the players, act as though they were almost part of the team, etc. I don’t blame him—I can’t imagine some of the idiots he’s had to deal with.
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 20, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
What were you doing in Austin?
My condolences for having to drink at one of the ABIA bars.
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by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Good friend of mine moved down there a couple years ago
to be closer to a good chunk of his sales territory (he had been living in KC). He figured he was still single, warmer weather, college town but still a good-sized city, and (here was a biggie for him) no state income tax. I was visiting for the first time with another friend. We also were able to hang out with another (older) friend from college who has been living down there for years managing part of some resort/country club sort of place. Loved Austin. Great town. The airport was your basic airport—thankfully we weren’t hanging there long.
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 20, 2011 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably Barton Creek Spa and Resort.
I moved here about 7.5 years ago from Minneapolis. Good town if you can still do stuff.
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by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe it was
He’s since moved on to managing The Grove wine/coffee place. And I think he’s still got a painting business of some sort. He’s a jack of all trades.
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 23, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Why are we talking about the Red Sox in a St. Lous-KC thread?
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm with you man.
I’m from Wichita, live in KC, good friends with people from KC and STL. The STL hatred is odd.
In fact, before moving here I seldom gave any thought to Kansas City at all. It rarely came up in conversation, and if we visited friends here or drove through on the way to CO it was never with hostile intent.
I really think you’re proving the point. “Kansas City is nothing to me but a plce that I’m forced to drive through when visiting Colorado.” Yep, no arrogance at all on the other side of the state.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I need to stop trying to do blockquotes….
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
But all that I am pointing out is that I really didn't think much about the city, what...
… is wrong with that? I didn’t think very often about Cleveland, or Omaha, or a lot of cities. The CO thing is because when you are young the first experience many have is driving to or through somewhere. I also pointed out visiting friends here as I got older, but you selectively ignored that in favor of the facts which you felt better supported your argument.
by Michael Powers on May 20, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s one thing to say “I didn’t think of it as a rivalty” and it’s another to say “I gave your city no notice, unless driving through it en route to the greener pastures of Colorado” while attempting to defend the claim that Cardinals fans are arrogant regarding the city of fountains. You’re really just proving the point.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess you can look at it this way, but what I mean to convey...
is that when I lived there I didn’t have a negative impression of KC, nor do I now, I simply feel that the rivalry thing serves to purpose. But then sometimes people maybe just like to express some angst, so maybe it is nice to be able to get that out from time to time.
by Michael Powers on May 20, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I definitely got the meaning of what you were trying to say….but the tone, the way you made the point really kind of reinforced what we were trying to say from the outset. It’s all good, as I’ve wrote above it’s mainly the Springfieldians who think they live in the suburbs of St. Louis that I really take issue with.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, I find the food comments here pretty funny.
I’m really into food. Cooking, going out to eat, etc. And its funny that people in KC would try to disparage food in STL. The food scene there is vastly, incredibly, better. KC has great BBQ. The best I’ve ever had. Better than Memphis, better than North Carolina. Never been to TX. But the mid-range to fine dining scene here is awful. Frankly, even the dives here are poor. STL is the kind of old city where every hole in the wall place has good food. KC is a place where people go to chains. But hey, I do love the BBQ.
by Michael Powers on May 20, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it’s regarding the ‘signature dishes’ more than the food scene generally. BBQ vs. toasted ravioli and imo’s pizza. 90% of the restaurants in both towns [any town, really] are garbage. Applebee’s is awful regardless of which side of the state you’re on.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I understand that point, and agree to an extent
But after years of scouring both, there is a vast quality divide. But you’re right. Most people will eat a lot of terrible stuff and Applebee’s sucks no matter where you are. Oh, and I honestly think that Imo’s is an acquired taste, love it.
by Michael Powers on May 20, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
In any case
Hope to see a lot of you out at the games, hope that we have some good weather for them. I wish good things for the Royals, really I do. I just wish them to happen when they aren’t playing the Cardinals. Hey in a perfect scenario, I’d see another Cards-Royals World Series, and In that same scenario, I’d see an another Cardinals Championship. Good luck, enjoy the games!
by Michael Powers on May 20, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It really pains me to admit it…but I kind of like imo’s. But, I like just about any kind of pizza there is – chicago, imo’s, new york style, frou frou gourmet stuff…
I think evaluating the non-chain restaurants of any semi-major metropolitan city is pretty difficult, and has about everythign to do with personal taste. I’m a vegetarian, and KC has a few really good vegetarian-only restaurants. In the times I’ve visited St. Louis there’s only one dedicated vegetarian resturant I’ve ate at…and it was okay. So I’m going to say KC has way better non-chain restaurants. But if you’re big on Italian, you’d probably be happier on The Hill.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Suggestions on KC Vegetarian places
I moved away ten years ago but visit family pretty often. My wife would love it if I’d take her somewhere other than Okie Joes every time, and we both like vegetarian places.
by OnixConcepcion on May 20, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Eden Alley is the best purely-vegetarian restaurant in town. it’s on the plaza in the basement of the unitarian church. There is a permanent menu and a rotating menu. The rotating menu is based on what’s in season. Lots of local/organic ingredients used in the products. Many of the dishes have eggs/dairy, but lots of vegan stuff/vegan substititions can be done if that’s your thing.
Cafe Seed in midtown at 30th and Cherry is an all-vegan restaurant. They have, bar none, the best fake bacon in the history of existence. I’ve only eaten the brunch, but it’s good with your tofu scramble type stuff, good vegan waffles, etc. They have a non-brunch menu as well but I haven’t eaten any of it, but my wife has and recommends the tacos. Don’t go to Cafe Seed if you’re in a hurry though as the pace of service is fairly relaxed.
fud is an all raw-food vegan restaurant at 18th and…Summit or so? Right by the blue bird bistro. Their menu is pretty much constantly changing at all times. However, they always have a cashew-ice cream that is done up soft serve style, and it’s terrific.
As far as veg-friendly places, there are a variety of good ethnic places. Do you want specific recs on thai/indian/etc.?
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Bluebird Bistro
A little pricey and over-the-top with the BUY LOCAL! influence, but you can get excellent vegetarian fare there (as well as stuff like Kansas bison or whatever).
Blue Bird Bistro’s great. They also have a good selection of organic/local booze.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 23, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Booze
Now you’re really speaking my language.
by OnixConcepcion on May 24, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I think my brain hurts!
really good vegetarian-only restaurants
CHIEFS DYNASTY – we’re kind of a big deal
by kabrink on May 21, 2011 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
As far as I'm concerned, that's a contradiction.
by hawkinscm87 on May 22, 2011 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Sigh. So defensive.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 23, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
STL is the kind of old city where every hole in the wall place has good food.
LOL, you are the classic arrogant idiot from St. Louis that has been bashed throughout this entire thread. Kudos.
Well, if the National Sports Media says it, it must be true!
Joe Buck is totally objective on this matter, I’m sure.
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by Matt Klaassen on May 20, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be honest.
I don’t know many StL fans that actually are from St. Louis and have lived there all their lives. If you grew up liking the team, whatever, that’s cool. Same with Yankee fans, Red Sox fans, etc.
However (and granted, this is less the case with Cards fans than NY/Boston fans around here), if you live somewhere, but support another team, the strong likihood is that you started following that team because they were winning, and everyone like being a part of a winner, no matter how small that part is, and that’s the very strong impression I get from the people tha tI meet that are St. Louis fan, and as I said up above, VERY few of them can name a St. Louis player outside of Albert (who grew up here in KC, but you probably already knew that).
If they’re your team, and they’ve been your team all your life, and you’re from the city, great, more power to you. I grew up in KC, and I’m damn proud of it. It’s a town that’s got enough stuff to be a big city, but it still feels like a small town. You may not like the fine-dining options available here, but I say fuck fine-dining. Give me a plate of burnt ends or a Z-man over filet mignon any day. Maybe that just falls in line with the whole perception of St. Louis being “uppity” or “elitist.” I prefer to get my hands dirty.
And while we’re being honest, I like it when they show “Kansas City” on the map on the weather channel, but they don’t show St. Louis.
There I said it.
The fact that half of Cardinals fans are also Chiefs fans is pretty demonstrative of this also.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I think its a relic
Of the time period when STL didn’t have a team, many of them adopted the Chiefs and never let go.
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Maybe…but that was a stretch of what, five years where they didn’t have a team?
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 20, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
A lot of them also prefer outdoor football. Oh and the Chiefs were really awesome at that time and the Rams sucked balls for many years.
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But why would that matter to the poster above who claims that St. Louis sticks with its teams no matter what, such as the ‘make the playoffs every year’ Blues?
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 21, 2011 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions
They Were Good
In the 60s, but could never get over the hump.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 23, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I get the sports rivalry. I don't get the city rivalry.
KC and STL are pretty much the same city (ask anyone from Seattle or somewhere). Objectively, STL is a little bigger, has a little more history, cultural institutions, restaurants, sports teams, etc.
Lots of KC natives claim to hate STL the city, which makes no sense. It’s almost exactly like KC, just a little bigger. KC has better bbq but STL has a hockey team. Whatevs. KC is more of a cowtown. Whatevs. STL residents may look down on KC a little, but rightly so because KC is smaller. Chicago rightly looks down on STL.
Go Royals.
My sentiments are similar to many others here
I go to school in Rolla, about an hour and a half from St. Louis. They immediately judge based on high school, yadda yadda yadda.
I was also called a bandwagon fan because, yes I am a Red Sox fan as well. I started liking the Red Sox in the early 90s when I was 5 or 6 because my mom is from the New England area. I was a fan long before they were the lovable losers turned World Champions.
Bring on the Cardinals because I hate St. Louis.
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I'm actually in this boat as well.
Though I’ve stopped talking about the Red Sox nearly as much since the second world series. A lot of the “fans” around here are worse than Cardinals fans, which is tough to do.
Growing up (in 70s and early 80s) I was always partial
to the Red Sox in the old AL East because they were always an underdog and because I hated the Yankees of our then rivalry. However, since the Red Sox won in 04(?) I can’t think of a more irritating team or “fan” base. I absolutely despise the Red Sox worse than any baseball team in existence.
CHIEFS DYNASTY – we’re kind of a big deal
As sort of an old timer
Just turned 65. Grew up in KC, went to college at Wash. U in the ‘60s. I might as well have been from Podunk Junction, Arkansas as far as all the St. L and Chicago students (most of the population) were concerned. Nothing mean, just a disdain for the hicks. I wonder if it’s still the same.
I Played A
HS football game in Moore Bowl in 1972, Topeka West. We were awful. I can’t even remember who beat us. I try to forget playing for them.
Yes, when people from most of the older eastern big cities hear I’m from KC, they do get a bit dismissive of my experiences. SoCal is even worse.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on May 23, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
While most of this here is pretty tongue in cheek
I think the condescension factor is pretty big. More than one of us have related becoming very pissed at Cardinals fans who tried to convince us they had a bad team in 06, and not understood why we got upset. The arrogance thing reminds me of KU basketball (and I’m a huge KU basketball fan and alumnus, but I’ll admit that many KU basketball fans don’t make us look good).
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions
When I was at KU, what befuddled me
was people who would wear red KU gear to home football games against Nebraska.
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Are those what you would call...
Casual Fans? Of course, that’s begging the question of whether they’re unaware that Nebraska is there or just a jackass.
KU football fans are, generally, horrible for the most part.
Most of us have a reputation for showing up trashed and leaving around halftime, and mindlessly booing any flag thrown against our own team, even if one of our own players gratuitously walks over and kicks a referee in the nuts for no reason. And don’t get me started on the “rip his fucking head off” chant.
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 20, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And to be fair,
KU football has kind of earned that kind of fandom.
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
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Idiot St. Louis Mizzou fans do the same
when we played Nebraska.
Why is it ... I've never figured this out.
Why do people in St Louis call Illinois residents “hoosiers” ?
Aren’t Hoosiers from Indiana?
Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everyone can hit heat.
It's their "refined" way of calling someone white trash
Even they don’t know why they use it. My guess is that it allows them to call people white trash without being accused of classism or racism.
by OnixConcepcion on May 20, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
My ties to KC are limited to my father having grown up there.
I’ve been to KC A LOT more than StL and lived in Mulvane (just outside of Wichita) for about 15 months in 1990 and ‘91. That being said, as an outsider with a lean towards KC, the cities don’t seem that different to me (BBQ notwithstanding).
Again, I’m coming at this from the outside, but it seems like neither city has that much of what I personally look for in a city. I definitely gravitate more towards the slightly more blue collar nature that KC has going for it, but from where I stand, St. Louis doesn’t strike me as being particularly white collar.
Part of my tepid feelings about KC (outside of my cursed fandom of these two godforsaken franchises) may be colored by the fact that my dad definitely has mixed feelings about the city, as they were poor as hell growing up (my did finished high school at Paseo and was the first in his family to have gone to college), so the KC he knew was probably a little rougher than he’d have wanted his kids to experience. In all of my travels there, the only BBQ I’ve ever had was at Arthur Bryant’s on my own trip there last summer.
I’d love for someone to show me the better things that Kansas City has to offer, but honestly, both feel like pretty similar cities.
I will admit to having been irritated the handful of times I’ve run across a Cardinals fan, and the first thing they bring up is Denkinger.
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by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
I’d love for someone to show me the better things that Kansas City has to offer
Try the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch. Ask for Cinammon.
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by RoyalsRetro on May 20, 2011 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're setting me up to be the unwitting participant in a donkey show, I'm gonna be pissed.
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by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Not since Matt Bartle got his way
I’ve got a bachelor party to attend this weekend (probably one of my last), and it’s terrible to think that the strip clubs aren’t really much of an option anymore.
by Sweep_the_Leg on May 20, 2011 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
well, get to the KS side
maybe even Lawrence…
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
Rock Chalk Talk
I did that with some friends for a bachelor party...
The Outhouse is such a double-edged sword. The girls look good, but the atmosphere is worse than you can imagine. I’m not sure about any others.
by hawkinscm87 on May 22, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I know somebody who went there as his wife was initiating a divorce
and got a DUI on his way home. Talk about adding insult to already adding insult to injury.
"That's fine wood from... somewhere."
by KeepItCopacetic on May 23, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet that was a fun phone call
that made his wife really regret initiating the divorce.
by OnixConcepcion on May 24, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
And what is the deal with St. Louisians saying "soda" with so much pride?
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I say soda, but without pride.
I used to say pop but changed at the height of my pretension.
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by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
It strikes me as an oddity that lies along the lines of the Mississippi, give or take 15 miles.
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by Old Man Duggan on May 20, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I call it soda, pop, coke, everything.
Just to mess with people.
End of Line.
by TheSmokingPun on May 20, 2011 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
but what if it's not coke?
it could be sprite, or god forbid pepsi (my preference)
by hawkinscm87 on May 22, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Here in SW Missouri
it really depends. People in Springfield mostly call it soda, but people from around Joplin call it pop. Just depends.
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Trying to show how cosmopolitan they are
they’re right on the geographical line (it’s the Mississippi in the States, right?).
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by Matt Klaassen on May 21, 2011 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
I lived on the Minnesota side of the Mississippi in a very small town
and everyone said ‘pop’ while the ‘Sconnies on the other side of the river said ’soda’
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by Old Man Duggan on May 21, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Kansas City politics
Without the corruption of KC in the 30’s, one of our greatest presidents, Harry Truman, would be only a minor footnote in WIKI today, if that. though, somehow, I think the Daniels clan would have still produced a national leader.
Denkinger
I’ve always thought the Cardinals were looking for a way to lose that series. Strange attitude for professionals, but they just didn’t seem to be as enthusiastic about the chance of getting that next title as KC was about getting their first (only) one.
Almost like the Cardinal organization down to the bat boy felt sorry for KC and their heart wasn’t quite in it. They had won the title that was meaningful to them, in that they beat the teams with whom they were true rivals. The WS was a comedown. Who wants to play KC anyway?
could of been a great rivalry...
KC/StL could have been a great rivalry if the Royals owners would have had the good sense to join the NL Central when offered the opportunity. What a golden opportunity to escape from the DH and establish rivalries with both the Cardinals and the Cubs.
As it is, the series is an annoyance for Cardinal fans. If there is any redeeming grace to interleague play (and that is a big IF) it is the opportunity to see different teams. Having to play the Royals cuts out some more interesting match ups.
On the other hand, having the Royals generally helps the Cards won/loss record so maybe it’s not so bad after all.
it's a lot closer to resentment than rivalry
if it weren’t for Cardinal fans swarming the stadium once a year, it’d be a lot less of a sorespot for Royals fans. Especially with the Royals PR trying to play to the “load our stadium with Royals fans” talk then selling Cardinals stuff anyways.
Then again, the Cardinals PR were getting the word out via e-mail about tickets to this series before the Royals did also.
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As a Springfieldian Cardinals fan...
Both cities (KC and StL) are liberal and appear pretentious. Don’t worry though, the most pretentious group in Missouri are Mizzou fans, but that’s a different topic. The point is, both seem quite “elitist” from where I’m sitting, but yet I still like both cities. KC people tend to try and paint us as hicks and Southerners while we in fact are a rapidly expanding city that very much so has a Midwestern attitude. StL, on the other hand, seems to think Springfield is like it’s mini-me, the cute third wheel bestowed upon the third largest city. Yes, it may seem odd and “arbitrary” (as somebody said earlier) that Springfield is dominated by Cardinals fans who are also Chiefs fans (although I’m actually a Colts fan, I used to live in Indiana). However, it makes a lot of sense. The Cardinals are, whether you like it or not, the team that has won more. Outside of the teams’ cities themselves, the team that wins more is naturally going to be more popular. Springfield therefore naturally gravitated to Cardinals domination. On the other hand, the Rams still are relatively new to Missouri and when they showed up the Chiefs were already ingrained in Springfield’s sports culture. It’s not arbitrarily choosing the most successful teams and being bandwagon fans, it’s just how it turned out.
I am, as a Cardinals fan, admittedly inclined to prefer St. Louis, but I think that just because St. Louis fans see the Royals as more of a friendly in-state sparring than a serious rivalry doesn’t mean that Cardinals fans don’t take the Royals serious as a team. All it comes down to is that Cards-Royals games don’t tend to have any impact or essential role in the division race, so a rivalry really hasn’t had a chance to develop. In fact, I’ve always kinda liked the Royals, although I could be accused of looking down on them at times. The new K is beautiful, I like their uniforms, and they always seemed to be classy club. It wasn’t until a few years back when I started college that I even realized there was serious animosity that KC fans had towards StL. All of a sudden there were a bunch of KC fans that are my friends that continuously go out of their way to pick at any negative thing about the Cardinals they can find and boast about the smallest accomplishments the Royals achieved. This can be quite annoying, especially when students from KC (I go to Missouri State) were surprised that Springfield was so saturated with Cardinals fans and were almost resentful about it. So I hope you can understand why, to a Springfieldian such as myself, it seems like KC, as well, is pretentious just like StL. I don’t figure a lot of you here will like me saying that, but it really is how it appears.
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My hometown of 4000 people thinks Springfield is more liberal and pretentious than us
Yet we don’t take the time to drive there and then complain about it. That’s why you might be seeing some derision from Royals fans. They heard that refrain a bit too often this weekend.
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by Joseph Landis on May 23, 2011 5:29 AM EDT up reply actions
We probably are, unfortunately
But like I said, I like both cities. Most people in Springfield enjoy visiting either. I’m not really sure what we have to be pretentious about though. I mean we have…Bass Pro Shops?
Dallas Clark: Some tight ends catch. Some block. Clark just owns.
Mine should have been in sarcasm font
I just get tired of the liberal argument as if conservative or liberal is a character fault.
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by Joseph Landis on May 24, 2011 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Lot of anger and stupidity on this thread, so here's my addition
And this is coming from a man who was near committing vehicular homicide on occasion after Saturday’s game and really felt a need for a blackboard to educate his entire section on first courtesy and then the basics of baseball. Like perhaps, don’t sit in handicapped seats or stand in front of them, or perhaps let’s not get drunk and pour beer on my mom, that’s my job.
Basically, this is a long thread of us doing what the Cardinals fans around me were doing all game. Perhaps, it is slightly better in that violence is much less likely across the Internet. If you go to a game at Busch, you’ll find that while perhaps no better informed about the nuances of baseball, the fans in general have learned the basics of courtesy and aren’t particularly bitter towards opposing fans, even Cubs fans given your attitude is the same.
All cities are pretentious, most of them without reason. Every city claims to be better than the others at something, sometimes you are right, sometimes you are incredibly wrong. Other than the idiotic high school question, I would say the majority of the statements made above are at best kinda true and at worst just slanderous.
Mostly this reeks of delusions on both sides which hopefully is more civic pride than the general douchebaggery I witnessed Saturday, The similarities between the cities is far more apparent than the differences. Each has its own appeal. St. Louis has bars within walking distance of their stadium, charging exorbitant prices for beer. Kansas City actually knows how to properly cook barbecue. St. Louis has a free zoo and museums. Kansas City actually cares if their city looks good. St. Louis has great thin crust pizza, but fuck Imo’s. You can actually walk around parts of Kansas City without feeling at risk of being shot or robbed. You don’t have to walk, because St. Louis has light rail. I’ve lived and worked in both and although I love Kansas City, the benefits of me living there over St. Louis are marginal (except if I desired to see my family more often).
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by Joseph Landis on May 23, 2011 5:08 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
That's one thing I will readily grant St. Louis.
I wish KC would have approved light rail any of the times they went for it. Gas prices aren’t getting any cheaper, folks.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 23, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It was approved, right?
I thought the City Council was just like “uh, no. We can’t afford that”
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
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I'm not 100% sure
but I thought it’s gone up more than once. I know Clay Chastain’s been obsessed with it since approximately the Harding administration.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 23, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It had a few problems. I think the biggest thing was that part of the proposed route was outside of KC city limits…so there was no authority/jurisdiction to actually implement the approved ballot initiative. I’m actually not sure what the status of the approved light rail plan is now….
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on May 23, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Skimming this comment thread and the Star column...
It reminds me again why fanbase generalizations, extended to culture, are pretty much invitations for sweeping misconceptions that end up making us all dumber. A lot of this is people hating [insert city, geographic region, people who favor a specific team] mostly based out of ignorance of what that [city/region/group of people completely unrelated outside of choice of MLB logo] actually offer, motivated by (understandably infuriating) encounters with an opposing fan(s).
But it’s “small sample size” run amok. It’s deferring — like political radio/talk TV — to the loudest people in the room and thinking “well that must be how those people are.” It’s thinking those two dicks from Pittsburgh I lived with were dicks, just like the rest of Pittsburgh. It’s tribalism almost for the sake of tribalism. (Just one example, which is trotted out way too often: food. What an insult to both cities’ food scenes to act like all they offer is Italian or BBQ, respectively. As if Philly only has cheesesteaks and New York only hot dogs.)
I know this sort of thing is tradition in sports and, I suppose, just in good fun. And I truly think Will did a nice job trying to surface an age old topic without resorting to the usual LCD brush. (The Star columnist, and the inevitable stltoday response, not so much.) But after years of seeing this play out in different intercity rivalries across several sports, I’m convinced the discussion that follows inevitably makes people learn less about “the other side” rather than more. The amount of misconceptions based on little anecdotes is staggering.
Sorry, this isn’t my place as a visitor, and I’ve taken it too seriously. I just happen to find things to value in both towns (if you know where to look), have met plenty of arseholes in both (baseball fans and non-baseball fans, shockingly), happen to run a sports blog where such geo-tribal generalizations come up in comments too often, and lobes’ comment resonated with me as a welcome reality check. I see sports as a way of bringing people from completely different perspectives and backgrounds (and even toolishness) together, often around the superficial common thread of a team. But somehow in conversations like this, those disparate backgrounds, opinions, and levels of douchitude always get morphed into one, all because people put on the same baseball hat. It just seems so counterproductive. And depressing.
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by Dominik on May 23, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Good first post, and I kind of view these discussions
on a spectrum of “serious to not serious”. Clearly, Mellinger was not very serious in his post, but it was still pretty mean spirited, and as he is an excellent sportswriter, I thought it was kind of a waste of a column.
Most of the responses here were probably more on the “less serious” end. Of course, some people took it dead seriously, which validated the inevitable comments from people who came over from VEB who also took it just as seriously.
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by KeepItCopacetic on May 23, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for being gentle
I didn’t mean to come off ranting — I just recoil at how these discussions devolve. (Like I know Mellinger was not serious, and that’s a tried-and-true sportswriter schtick, and the sports part (Schumaker, WS titles since 1982) were funny, but the city stuff just made me feel like I could’ve learned more about both cities but instead just relearned decades-old stereotypes.
Admittedly I don’t know everyone’s history here and thus their level of seriousness, so I’ve broken the cardinal (little “c”) rule of getting the lay of the land first.
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Kansas City Royals
I have lived in Rochester NY all my life and became a Royals fans in the early 70’s thanks to a Yankees hatred and a man crush on George Brett. My wife wants us to take a trip to KC in the near future. So I can see the ballpark etc. I really have enjoyed reading this blog. I now know that if we do come it will have to be during inter league play.
What stinks is unless I go to a bar I basically get to see one Royals game a year. I get to know the roster by mid-May by checking box scores. That the Royals season is usually over by mid-May.
The good news is the bright future of the team Hosmer etc. So I look forward to coming to KC and meeting all of you at a game. LOL
P.S. I once wore my KC batting helmet to a game in Yankees stadium and it happened to be the pine tar game. I also had the stub signed by Billy Martin and George Brett.
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http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/05/19/051911-opinions-history-hegelians-howley-1-3/
Somewhat interesting info about St. Louis and its aspiration to be Chicago, but not be Chicago.
by OnixConcepcion on May 23, 2011 12:01 PM EDT reply actions
As a cards fan from st louis i’ve never understood it as a rivalry really because we are never in direct competition like we are with the reds, astros or cubs. The royals teams went usually very good (no offense guys) and i actually like the royals and wish them well.
it certainly is more than playing seattle however but its not like playing the cubs.
I also don’t get the thinking that ic is a cowtown coming from stl (because we get that a lot ourselves)
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by aHorseWithNoName on May 23, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
KC Card Rivalry
As a non-Missourian- except family in St Charles- I grew up with the rivalry via the American Association League with an intense rivalry between Omaha Royals and Louisville Cards- Unfortunately I had to grow up in the years of G Brett and Buddy Biancalana- BB being one of the most hated players by Louisville Cards fans. As an outsider the picture seems pretty clear Cards dominate in baseball, some aspects of culture and certianly add to the diversity factor that is seriously lacking in Missouri- The negative side of KC is its proximity to Kansas. They don’t teach evolution for God’s sake- Get educated in St Louis….but get your local music fix in KC it aint like they have no culture. In the end the best thing for KC is that it is in Missouri
Crime
According to CQ Press 2007 metro ranking, the latest one with both Kansas City and St. Louis in it, Kansas City has more crime. Kansas City is ranked number 58 and St. Louis is ranked number 121. So your perception about St. Louis having more crime is flawed.
http://www.cqpress.com/docs/Metro%202%20-%20Most%20Dangerous_14E.pdf
I don't know why you're using 2007 data
2010 is available. St Louis has the highest crime rate in the country:
http://os.cqpress.com/citycrime/2010/City_crime_rate_2010-2011_hightolow.pdf




















