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Make That Back-To-Back Blown Saves for Jack, Royals Fall to Angels 10 - 8 (Updated), Soria Out as Closer

A home run by the Son of God is negated by another Soria appearance

As if blowing two saves in the past week had not done enough to sully his reputation and dash the hopes of a hopeless fanbase, Joakim Soria elected to leave a pitch up and in the middle of the plate to Torii Hunter with a runner on while protecting a one-run lead. Predictably at this point, Hunter ripped the ball into the stands in left. 

The damage wasn't done. Of course.

Alberto Callaspo reached on a one-out single and went first to third on a Russell Branyan single to shallow left that saw Wilson Betemit leave his post at third chasing down a ball that either Alcides Escobar or Alex Gordon had a much more realistic shot of having a play at. Then Mark Trumbo hit a ball sharply at the official defensive liability Wilson Betemit that should have been a double play but was instead booted, plating Callaspo and leaving Mr. Soria to need to strike out Hank Conger and Peter Bourjos.

Star-divide

Leaving aside the fact that despite having managed in the Senior Circuit Ned Yost seems to be entirely unfamiliar with the concept of defensive substitutions in the ninth inning of close games which is a discussion for a different day, Soria's season-long ineptitude in a spot at the front and center of our collective consciousness has become more and more concerning each day. 

Given that Soria's velocity is up, an injury does not seem apparent. The level-headed Royals fan can point toward the futility in looking too closely at the small statistical sample size that Soria has accrued thus far, but that doesn't make these inexplicable results any less troubling.

On a day where the Royals hammered out eight runs on 11 hits and five walks, fueled by a four-RBI day from Eric Jesus Hosmer and two hit days from Hosmer, Alex Gordon, Wilson Betemit, and Chris Getz, it is unfortunate that our memories will take us back to the image of Soria leaving that ball up to Torii Hunter. Alex Gordon and Eric Hosmer's first inning home runs may as well have been for naught. FML. FOL.

Until the next soul-crushing defeat, we shall all be left to wonder what hath God wrought. At least until Hosmer can ask his Father. 

Update: Apparently Soria has lost the closing gig. The move may be temporary, but Crow to close for the time being. Soria is said to have asked Yost to remove him from the role until he rights the ship.

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and Ned yanked Soria as the closer postgame

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by BHWick on May 30, 2011 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like Soria asked ned to yank him as well. he said he wants the royals to win and he isn't helping right now.

straight up dude. we need him back. he is too good and too classy. not to be repetitive (although I am)….let’s welcome him back later this year in a starting role.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen

Why not give him a shot at that? He’s never been the prototypical closer anyway.

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KC will be a Superbowl favorite in 2012

by jmcgoblue on May 30, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our best pitcher the last 3 years

gets like 60 innings. Makes zero sense to me.

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soria gave it up

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by averagegatsby on May 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeppers

BUT HE COULD NOT SEE THE WRITING ON THE WALL….Yost lost two games in a row because he stuck his head in the ground.

by Jackpc2001 on May 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

strikes

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on May 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Hunter home run

was definitely a strike.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha!!! Man...Hunter probably automatically gets wood when he gets off of an airplane in KC.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, he gets Soria

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by buddyball on May 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saves

"Stay Classy Kansas City"

by Mas Cervezas on May 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yost does not know how to win

Yost has consistently misused and mismanaged his relievers to the point to making me “a resident of Florida now” post these comments. We play ball here and the mistakes I have seen Yost make are not even made at the Little league level. Some of his comments tend to make me think he is smok’in something funny He has lost touch with reality. Then he says “he’ll figure it out” about his reliever….THEY DO NOT PAY A COACH TO ALLOW HIS PLAYERS TO FIGURE THINGS OUT IN THE BIG LEAGUES…THEY PAY COACH’S TO WIN GAMES and NOT BE SO “HARD HEADED”

by Jackpc2001 on May 30, 2011 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

man...the only thing i would consider a "slippery slope" about that last comment would be the thought of....

Trey Hillman. This guy wouldn’t let any of his players figure things out. And…would inject himself into the game so much that it made you want to push him, and his unicycle, off of a cliff.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT - Montgomery is a terrible television guy. He is hard to listen to, and I feel like he

makes up words when he can’t think of what he wants to say… But…maybe that is just some of my residual disdain that I acquired for him as our closer back in the day…

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't go so far as to say he's terrible

he has a minor role on a small markey broadcast for a shitty team. He reaches my very low expectation level.

I do think he looks kinda shady tho. Not bodies in the back yard shady…but owner of the Mets shady.

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. Horrible

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by averagegatsby on May 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

what in the world are the Royals paying Yost for????

to sit back and make foolish remarks like he has….he pulled these same stunts last year….the only reason they won late was because he "yost’ had 6 players with over 300 batting averages in the line up and THEN ever he would not let them run….it took an entire OFF SEASON for him to figure that out

by Jackpc2001 on May 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me check the Eric Gagne timeline

I know Gagne lost the closers spot in 2008, but was closing pretty soon after losing that spot. So there’s a shot that Soria’s still going to be in high leverage situations soon

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by BHWick on May 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

This all resembles the Gagne situation very much

I believe Gagne asked to be pulled from the role back then as well.

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with Will on Ned's lack of interest in defensive substitutions

I don’t get why he leaves Wilson in when we have a lead in the 9th inning. Aviles is a better glove and not a bad offensive replacement.

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by buddyball on May 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

trade showcase maybe…maybe…we can only hope

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would agree with some of his lack of late inning moves. Namely...not pinch hitting (especially for Escobar).

However, I don’t know if I would ever consider Mike Aviles a defensive upgrade for anyone. This guy is terrible at every defensive position.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slightly less suck

is still an upgrade over suck

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then be creative

Gordon to 3B. Mitch to LF.

I doubt that even crosses Edgar’s mind.

Edgar knows best.

by kcbottom9th on May 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh. I may be off, but that just sounds like you are putting a guy (gordon) in a weird position when he has been

in the outfield mind set. ***And…..I know there is a suck factor in both aviles and betemit. But…betemit really hasn’t been worse than aviles recently.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It bugged the shit out of me when Dyson was around and Melky always stayed in center

after the 6th when the Royals had the lead.

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by Warden11 on May 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU!?!?!

Melky has like 3 diving catches this year

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by averagegatsby on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now....this ^ I totally agree with.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He still has better range than Wilson

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait...he has feet for hands?

that explains everything!

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's worse.

he has feat for hands. It’s not pretty.

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by ChrisCEIT on May 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally agree. I would never put Aviles in for anyone as a defensive replacement late in the game.

And….this would be for two reasons. 1. he sucks defensively. 2. his instincts for the game are TERRIBLE. Taking his bad defense out of the equation…I don’t want him in a crucial spot where he has to make any sort of decisions.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is this "worse than Betemit" you speak of?

I am unaware of such a thing

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I going to get fried for saying.....maybe? I don't see an immediate upgrade worthy of a substitution.

Aviles isn’t good, and seems to progressively get worse defensively…

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Betemit is a guy who has never had a position

Aviles has been a middle infielder for his entire career. I would be stunned if he isn’t markedly better than Betemit.

by Freneau on May 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

We give Aviles a lot of crap for his defense

But I think he’s much more suited to do it every day than Wilson.

"That's fine wood from... somewhere."

by KeepItCopacetic on May 30, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But...everyday would include carrying a worthy bat to the plate as well. Which is why

I would rather Wilbet play everyday than Micah. And….I may be off, but I really do not see a marked upgrade in defense of aviles over betemit. both are bad. but….definitely not something I would be bent about either way.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even if we leave 2008 (where Aviles was rated as a stellar defender) out of it,

and we take Aviles’s past three seasons where he’s been a slightly below-average defender (while learning new positions), Betemit’s defensive ratings are some of the worst in baseball. Unless we think that somehow that’s different this season than it has been in the past, Aviles should replace Betemit defensively when possible.

by SagehenMacGyver47 on May 31, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess i just don't know that Aviles necessarily is the same defender we thought he was.

I feel like he is getting a little too much credit with this statement because he had a decent (surprisingly decent) defensive year at SS in his first year. He has been really bad ever since then. He was bad at second and bad at third. ***I guess which shade of bad do you want defensively here, but I would be stunned if he was markedly better than Wilbet.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atleast we didn't use Collins or crow

Though a mute point right now

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by Mas Cervezas on May 30, 2011 8:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

He's gunna ruin Collins

which really pisses me off

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, Collins is an above average reliever

but I don’t believe he’s anything special.

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by Warden11 on May 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't say he was special

but he’s a pretty good reliever…that is on pace for 90 freaking appearances and elbow surgeery

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, everyone's testy today.

I said special, not you. Just not incredibly worried about him getting ruined.

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by Warden11 on May 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't mean to seem testy bro

it’s all good. Just saying that there is really no reason to ruin the kids…half our roster is freaking relievers

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's me

had a long weekend with gf’s family at her parents.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
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by Warden11 on May 30, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad vibes with the gf's parents??

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they're actually great.

But still…Friday to today with the other 4 siblings plus their husbands/wives AND the 14 grandchildren. 29 years old and single has me spoiled, I like my quiet time.

Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
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by Warden11 on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

no handies, then

Yeah, she stinks.

Nick Swisher is handsome.

by ChrisCEIT on May 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLASH FORWARD to January 2012

Moore: “Aaron Crow is too valuable as the closer to try him in the rotation.”

This team is fucking incompetent.

by deezle on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I hate the truth

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Will happen.

Edgar knows best.

by kcbottom9th on May 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH.....stop predicting things that will probably come true!! I think we will buck the trend on this one, though

Crow will be in our rotation soon. Is this blind hope??

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crow, Duffy, Soria, Montgomery and Hochevar

With a little Chen available as fill in. 2012? Maybe?

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

But...if it could. I would tune in with some anticipation to each game.

No offense O’Sullivan. Or…whatever….take offense to it if you want, O’Sullivan!

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I felt i had to throw that in as the second sentence to reward him being our best starter for the last year

and a half. And…the fun name of “Come on Chen!!”.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait!!! That is the dude from Golden Child that wiped his booger on his sleeve!!

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is almost as if he gets type cast in certain types of roles or something...

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's just been posted a bunch here

and that’s scary.

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by Warden11 on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs more Paulino

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love how this all happened on a Monday...

So my weekly locked fantasy roster is screwed until next week.

by KCTiger on May 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

We're winning Paulino's start

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tragic Kingdom

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

walking into spiderwebs

leave a message.

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would

but I’m drawing a bath, lighting candles, throwing on Sophie B. Hawkins, and placing a plugged in toaster precariously on the edge of the bath tub.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Side note

I actually met Stefani at a party shortly before they hit it big.

I did not get laid.

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was still with that dude in the band then.

Oh, wait, I’m dead.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

All I know is I approached and got no play whatsoever.

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

good for you for making a run at it. if you would have succeeded, that would have been an epic RR story.

as it is….it is still a respectable play sir. Plus…you could have confirmed for us all whether, or not, she has a penis.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

She rejected me

so clearly she does have a penis.

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Should have probably guessed her gay."

—Beastie Boys

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ironically

my opening line probably was something like “Me and you should hit the hay”

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Better than "she'll do the dishes"

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Lets go make a mess in my room"

is a much better line

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha!! No doubt.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But not as funny as thinking I'm committing suicide

to “Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover”

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too over the top

Still has to fit the image, but mixes steamy with suicide.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about The Divinyls

I touch Myself?

Gives that song whole new meaning.

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now there is a woman with a penis

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better

closer to what i’m going for than The Humpty Dance.

Still prefer the mood that the candles, bath, and Sophie B. gives though.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about Kenny Loggins

“Danger Zone” from the Top Gun soundtrack?

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a mood setter

It’s more, element of a romantic bath possibly for two, another, another, then suicide.

Sexual Healing maybe. Purple Rain.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But neither of those songs evoke the image

of Dylan McKay and Kelly Taylor on the beach in each other’s arms on 90210 in the summer of 1992. Sophie B. does.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree. That last one was an attempt

To get to the other side of what you were looking for.

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one with a man card ;)

yours is revoked. hand it over

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is where you lose me.

I care not about these things. I only care when I see adult males wearing sandals to bars, which is an affront to the principles of civil society.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never watched BH 90210.

Now I just got on the topic of ridiculous/ironic songs to commit suicide to/request to be played at your funeral.

Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”
Sting’s “Roxanne”
Kiss’ “Rock ’N Roll All Night”
The Scorpions “Rock You Like a Hurricane”
Drowning Pool’s “Bodies”
That song “Who is Johnny?” From the film Short Circuit
Aaron Neville’s “All I Need to Know”

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm Bop

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously,

I want “Dress Sexy at My Funeral” by Smog played at my funeral. Tomorrow.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want

Always look on the Bright Side of Life by Monty Python.

I also want to be buried in one of the Tuxes from Dumb and Dumber

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by averagegatsby on May 31, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

love Rock You Like a Hurricane. I always felt like the Chiefs should find a way to have the Scorps be the in-house band at Arrowhead, setting up at an end zone, and playing Rock You Like a Hurricane whenever the Chiefs scored a TD.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got it.

You’re all good. Plus I’m not gay…Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.

by mitchfreakingmaier! on May 31, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome,

The bigger question is: “Would you have remembered ‘Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover’ from that scene as I do?”

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by Old Man Duggan on May 31, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn!

I’ll bet she wishes she was your lover!

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by mitchfreakingmaier! on May 31, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

never pay for saves

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by averagegatsby on May 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

True story

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word

Buy a Sean Marshall and a Kameron Loe for pennies and you win Holds all the time, then bump your offense, SP.

Edgar knows best.

by kcbottom9th on May 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saves in my league are well worth it.

I don’t know who else has CBS fantasy, but an closer can have 13+ points an outing. And when your team usually scores 300~ a week then 13~ PER outing makes a 45~ point difference.

by KCTiger on May 30, 2011 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I secretly felt strong about my Tori Hunter play this week.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 27-26 argument is a giant assumption

that relays on the argument that if someone other than Joakim Soria were closing, that he would never blow a save through 2 months.

Now, the “we’d be 28-25 without Soria blowing saves” is an argument advanced by idiots, since the Royals are 1-4 when Soria blows saves, not 0-5

But we’re not in contention even at 27-26. Because the starting pitching blows, and the bullpen is starting to crumble. Crow blew the lead yesterday. Coleman wasn’t very good today.

And if Soria is hurt or not. He shouldn’t be working out his problems in the closers spot

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by BHWick on May 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

On a off subject matter.

It makes me mad that all the revenue sharing the Royals receive from the big market teams is not being used to keep the Beltrans or Grenke’s. We receive millions of dollars each year to invest in our team to make small market teams competitive. Our owner pockets that money and continues to trade our talent. If I were the Yankees or Boston I would stop paying these small market teams until they increase their payrolls.

by Mustang fever on May 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd say no.

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid facebook link!

I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.

by mitchfreakingmaier! on May 31, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

eah

poor poor Yankees and Red Sox.

Where did I put my lonely tear anyway?

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

and there it is

thank you sir!

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And?

Fail to see your point.

But, for your information, it is $38,176,000.

Planned payroll going into the year was ~$53m before Meche retired.

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do realize that there are expenses other than the major league payroll right?

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by averagegatsby on May 30, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beltran was an entirely different era in Royals history, kid. Deal with it.

Greinke didn’t want to be here, so we obliged him.

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another good point, though. If we don't trade Greinke payroll is up over $60million.

What would you have said then when we would have been maybe two or three games better?

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

To say nothing for the cadre of injuries that Beltran has had that we lucked out of.

Good G-d, how much complaining would there have been through those years with his bloated contract?

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude people would be having strokes here with Beltran and his issues.

You’d have to personally talk me down from the side of the Brett Bridge.

I'm trying hard but some of this sabermetrics stuff sounds madeup.

by stram#1 on May 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should have never traded Danny Jackson

We’d win at least 74 games this year if we never make that trade.

Screw you Kurt Stillwell…wherever you are

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we are going to do revisionist history

NEVER should have fired Hal McRae

I'm trying hard but some of this sabermetrics stuff sounds madeup.

by stram#1 on May 30, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even after he killed that reporter?

allegedly. Sorry. Allegedly.

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by JKWard on May 30, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude had it coming

put that in you f****** pipe and smoke it.

I'm trying hard but some of this sabermetrics stuff sounds madeup.

by stram#1 on May 30, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+0

for using *s.

Nick Swisher is handsome.

by ChrisCEIT on May 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Reply buttons are cool.

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by Warden11 on May 30, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently not.

this guy is getting PLAY.

Nick Swisher is handsome.

by ChrisCEIT on May 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your point

fails to actually consider how best to build a team as a small-market franchise. There is a fundamental lack of understanding how baseball works economically that you are displaying here. I don’t have the time to educate you.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets be honest

it’s not the time….it’s th effort

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by KC_Satchmo on May 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This, too.

Really don’t have the time. Have to watch Blue Valentine with the old lady and hope our relationship doesn’t crumble in its wake.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

In short,

there are actually a lot of reasons for this.

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by Old Man Duggan on May 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Money wasn't the issue with Greinke.

If it was, he’d be pitching in Washington right now.

by MJR on May 30, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

In insisting that everything was fine yesterday,

Yost had about as much credibility as Baghdad Bob.

"That's fine wood from... somewhere."

by KeepItCopacetic on May 30, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh, yes.

Not sure which of that movie’s three conclusions were most ridiculous.

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by KeepItCopacetic on May 30, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually lost a friend over this

He’s so into that shit. It’s like a cult. I demolished it with logic and sound economics and he had no response other than “you didn’t research the material enough.” So frustrating.

Obviously, you are not a golfer.

by Kyled85 on May 31, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like

Milwaukee Eric Gagne redeux.

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by mitchfreakingmaier! on May 31, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

so

is the ceiling for Yost/Moore pretty much close to Schottenheimer/Carl Peterson?

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by BHWick on May 30, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Without inviting too much football talk here

I think Schott = Yost is very generous to Ned.

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by Warden11 on May 30, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Very very generous

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by Mas Cervezas on May 30, 2011 9:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

At first I thought you meant Marge Schott

And was like, well, Yost hasn’t praised Hitler or anything, and isn’t at any risk of bringing in league intervention..

then looked closer.

"That's fine wood from... somewhere."

by KeepItCopacetic on May 30, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

didn't the Browns fire Schottenheimer after multiple chokes?

granted, Schottenheimer also made the playoffs and Yost didn’t.

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by BHWick on May 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you said Schott... I was thinking of Marge Schott

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by averagegatsby on May 30, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I managed to watch the second half of this game

from the archive because I got called away when it was live. Avoided everybody all night, didn’t know how it ended until I watched it. Un-friggin-believable. My reaction? Feel sorry for Soria, not so much for Ned Yost. It took me a while, but I’m ready to send him back to Milwaukee.

by LaFLamme on May 30, 2011 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

We can trade Yost for Greinke

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by averagegatsby on May 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Did that suck. The day looked so bright after Hosmer knocked in his third and fourth. It was fittin’ to be a special game. It was special, all right. Just wow.

by LaFLamme on May 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I was there today.

My first game of the year. Went to 11 last season. And I still haven’t seen a W since ’09.

We all felt so good early on, & then the end…man. I can’t even say I was mad. Just sad for Soria. I hope he’s able to figure it out somehow. I’d hate to think I saw his last appearance in the closer role.

Going again this Saturday – crossing fingers for a loooooooong-awaited win.

( Oh….and I bought a Hosmer shirt today. Hee. )

by Diggity Dawg on May 30, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...that is a crazy dry streak even for watching a bad team! Don't worry, by Saturday...we will be

about to win our 5th straight game. ***Otherwise we will have to start a win one for Diggity movement.

Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ri-tard.

by Clearly Ambiguous on May 30, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do like our chances against the Twins.

My “hot” streak does have an asterisk in there, to be honest. We came back to win one of the games I was at last season – after we left ( the heat got to my wife ) . So I don’t count it.

I will say though – it was AWESOME seeing Hosmer crank one today ( almost 2, actually ).

by Diggity Dawg on May 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you could tell from soria's body language

as he was running in from the bullpen, that being on that mound was the last place on earth he’d rather be…it was like he was being led to his own (m)execution

BOOM YOSTED!

by Home Run Tony Cogan on May 31, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Too bad about Soria

He may be fried for the season. He should go on the DL and then to Omaha for a couple practice outings before coming back to KC. If they were going to make him a starter, which they should have, the time was two years ago, not right now when he’s probably hurt and has certainly lost his effectiveness. Fortunately, the rest of the bullpen is promising. The starting rotation is frightening. We shoulda signed Freddy García. With all that weight of his gut swinging around giving more power to his fastball, he’s unstoppable.

I think it’s time to admit we’re not going to compete for the playoffs, but still should try for a respectable record. Lorenzocaine and Moose ought to come up midseason. Montgomery may have to be called up as well, what with the disaster that is the rotation. Don’t trade Francis, we need him, but Melky needs to go for what he can bring and probably Frenchy as well, though a Gordon-Cain-Frenchy OF would be better than what some other teams have to trot out.

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by Juancho on May 31, 2011 8:15 AM EDT reply actions  

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