So, for any of you watching on television, if you see a bald, brown fella a row or three behind the visitors dugout, wearing Royals stuff and generally making a nuisance of himself...well, there's a decent chance that'll be me. 

Anyone want to guess the over/under on how many bottle caps are thrown at me from the upper deck? Remember, Kansas City Chiefs fans, the Coliseum is also the home of the Oakland Raiders and their oh-so classy fans.