Well, almost one-third. Batters: Alex 1.8, Wilson 1.5, Frenchy 1.5 (he's back down to +0.2 defensively), Billy 1.1, Getz 0.9 (+0.4 defensively), Hosmer 0.6 already, Treanor 0.5, Aviles 0.4, Peña 0.4, Escobar 0.2 (-.0.6 offensively, +0.8 defensively; the guy is a legit Gold Glove candidate), Melky 0.1 (+1.2 offensively, -1.1 defensively; not even Melky is that bad.) Pitchers: Crow 1.4, Collins 0.8, Wood 0.7, Francis 0.4, Holland 0.4 already, Coleman 0.3, Duffy 0.3 already, Adcock 0.2, Paulino 0.2, Teaford 0.0, Luke 0.0 (pretty weak), SOS -0.8, Jack -0.9. I like SOS's beard but he can't pitch and needs to be sent down and replaced by some bum off the waiver wire. Soria needs a trip to the DL, a thorough medical examination, and some rehab in Omaha.