Kyle Davies Plunks A.J. Pierzynski, Parade Noon Tomorrow at the Plaza

As comeuppance for being a supreme doucher, Kyle Davies plunked A.J. Pierzynski in the top of the fourth inning. Pierzynski, known to mankind as the worst person in its vile and violent history, has been playing with fire by simply continuing to exist. Hiram Davies knew that his opportunity had come when White Stockings starter Mark Buehrle hit rookie Mike Moustakas in the bottom of the second. Exhibiting a patience previously only shewn by people later Sainted, Davies resisted the urge to hit each and every South Sider in as prudent manner as possible.  

The Royals still lost, but such inconsequential things matter little when jerks men as dastardly as Anthony John Pierzynski are hit with thrown balls. 

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