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OT: You have died. You come to The Pearly Gates. St. Peter has some unexpected news...

"You can't come through the gates," he informs you. "The Big Guy's son has decided you will return to Earth. However..." --An oiled and dashing young Greek lad steps forward.-- "There's a slight, mmm, catch," says Eric The Messiah. "You will be an insane homeless person. Oh now, c'mon. Er...there there. Stop sobbing, I haven't finished." He continues: "I'm going to graciously afford you the luxury of choosing your own 'shtick.' That is, ask yourself: What is my brand? By what trait will people remember me after they pass me on the sidewalk while I wander bug-eyed and aimless through the streets?"

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