Red Sox Beat Royals; Take Way Too Long to Do It
In a game that took approximately four days, seventeen hours, and twenty-eight minutes to play, the Red Sox finally defeated the Royals in a 13-9 slugfest. And Kyle Davies wasn't even involved!
The scoring started early when four batters into the game, The Hosmer doubled to score Melky. After the Red Sox tied it 2-2 in the bottom of the first, Billy Butler doubled home two more runs in a clear indication he had read Will's piece this afternoon on the decline of scoring in the American League and gave Will a middle finger as a response.
But Danny Duffy just couldn't keep it together and was knocked out in the fourth inning, even after Alex Gordon and Billy Butler crushed home runs to give him a 7-5 lead. So we sent in a Rule 5 pick to try to vulture a win, and when he got battered around in a six-run fifth inning that saw the Red Sox catch every break imaginable, the game was pretty much over. Yet the umpires forced the Royals to play for two more hours.
The highlight of the game was clearly the appearance of MITCH Maier on the mound. MITCH pitched a scoreless ninth, which will give him a really cool story to write home to his parents. The appearance was so impressive, Ned did not immediately dismiss the possibility of going to a seven-man rotation.
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by BHWick on Jul 26, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
that's awesome!!!
+11.030
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You beat me to it...but I don't want my effort to be in vain.

by hawkinscm87 on Jul 26, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Professor Splash better win a fucking Cy Young then
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Jul 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's green this one up too.
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by KeepItCopacetic on Jul 26, 2011 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
what was the red sox babip tonight?
all of those soft singles were a killer…still it shows an inability of our pitchers to put anyone away tonight…get ’em tomorrow, i guess
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
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by Home Run Tony Cogan on Jul 26, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
We win this series.
Or tie it.
MARK MY WORds
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Or he'll eat his laptop
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by averagegatsby on Jul 27, 2011 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Can't wait for Red Sox/Yankees this October
Five hour walk-filled snoozefests…THIS FALL ON FOX!!!!
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MITCH Maier
Omnipotent super utility specialist
He can field, catch and pitch!
I am probably the only Royals fan in Hong Kong?
by Yamfun Cheng Kamfun on Jul 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
“And look what he does to THIS TOMATO!!”
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by Crooow on Jul 26, 2011 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I LOL'd for real, and i'm by myself:
“MITCH pitched a scoreless ninth, which will give him a really cool story to write home to his parents.”
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by Crooow on Jul 26, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What's the source?
This seems too good to be coincidence.
by hawkinscm87 on Jul 26, 2011 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeffress? Is that you?
“But, wait, wait, … I’M a pitcher. So why don’t they have ME pitch? Wait, so what do you mean, naw I mean it’s cool, but why can’t they have more men again? I’m mean yeah but those are men I’m talking about pitchers. What do you mean too many, they just made Double M pitch yo?!? Alright this is crazy.”
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Jul 26, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Are there fans of Cardinals fans?
The poll is a little awkwardly asked.
by OnixConcepcion on Jul 26, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder when I'll be able to see Butler's home run.
MLB.com still doesn’t have it. But Treanor’s bloop single is on there.
Alright somebody at FSKC has to be thinking about: "MITCH Maier PresentsL STREETBALL!"
it’s a ratings bonanza waiting to happen
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Jul 26, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
BenBadler: 20 fastball, 20 brk ball. Numbers better than pure stuff RT @mhays83 Care to give me a scouting report on this new pitcher, Mitch Maier?
Basically, Mitch is the opposite of Kyle Davies.
by hawkinscm87 on Jul 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And with MITCH we are actually carrying 4 OF, 3 C and 14 RP
Roster space ingenuity!
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by Yamfun Cheng Kamfun on Jul 26, 2011 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
You know what this team needs
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damn didn't finish the post
It needs more relievers was the punchline.
I should probably get to sleep
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I like that Mitch
Had the only quick inning of the game. He mowed ’em Soria style. That dude rocks.
by Prime2U on Jul 26, 2011 11:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Postgame topic is
“Mike Aviles should accept that Chris Getz is better than him defensively”
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sub topic
Why is Aviles so swarthy anyway?
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Jul 26, 2011 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Aviles did get a hit against a rightie.
That’s something of a moral victory.
by Jim Fetterolf on Jul 26, 2011 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost fell off my chair with that one.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I want Mitch to pitch to Hos at the home run derby next year
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
by Mas Cervezas on Jul 26, 2011 11:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
So he'll lose?
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Jul 27, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Really the question is...
When you got stuff like MITCH has do you have him layoff and maybe develop some underarm pitches or do you just go with the kind of stuff he’s got and let him overpower players with the 70 mph bat smasher canon?
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Jul 27, 2011 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
If we want to get top value, with his ERA still at 0.00...
Maier for Profar straight up?
Discuss.
He's a trade bait!!
And a former #1 draft pick
"Stay Classy Kansas City"
by Mas Cervezas on Jul 27, 2011 12:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Jeff Passan says
Speaking of good situations, the Kansas City Royals’ signing of Melky Cabrera(notes) for $1.25 million with another quarter million in performance bonuses is turning out among the best signings of the offseason. Cabrera ranks 30th in the AL in adjusted OPS, with his on-base and slugging percentages a combined 21 percent better than league average, and in an increasingly crowded outfield market he’s considered a nice fallback option.
One problem: He might not be available.
The Royals are leaning toward keeping Cabrera for next season, when he’s arbitration eligible and, though due a raise, would remain a bargain if he continues to produce. If the Rays pull Upton off the market and the Cardinals do the same with Colby Rasmus(notes) – who is available, according to one scout who thinks St. Louis GM John Mozeliak’s protestations otherwise are nothing more than public posturing – suddenly Cabrera becomes the best center fielder to be had. And considering advanced metrics show Cabrera is at least as good a defender as Rasmus and nearly at Upton’s level, and his bat far supersedes either, the chances of Kansas City getting in return what they desire are minimal.
Kansas City also is hoping to work out some sort of contract for next season with outfielder Jeff Francoeur, who has been linked to Boston and other teams that want cheap alternatives to Josh Willingham(notes) and Ryan Ludwick(notes). The Royals and Francoeur hold a mutual option for $4 million that the team would need to increase to keep him around. The Royals value Francoeur’s leadership and better-than-expected production so much they are willing to do so, and if they don’t deal Francoeur, a source indicated, chances are they get the impression the 27-year-old is willing to stay, too.
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This makes me increasingly sad each time I read this same rumor from different sources
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by Lum on Jul 27, 2011 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Francoeur changed everything
granted, this team has the same record at this point of 2011 that they had in 2010, but Francoeur made us all happy.. especially opposing pitchers
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I just think it's amazing how predictable Francoeur has been
From the acquisition to the attitude to the opinion of the FO… This team drives me up the wall sometimes. Or most of the time.
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by Lum on Jul 27, 2011 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Trade Frenchy. Keep Melky. Bring up Cain.
Bring up Johnny G. Trade Getz for whoever we can get, including P. Tbnl.
"He was traded by Oakland for David DeJesus
To be the fifth starter for Dayton and Yost
His minor league stats made it seem he was ready
But during spring training his arm looked like toast" --Not Warren Zevon
by Juancho on Jul 27, 2011 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
These are my dream transactions for this team
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Sounds like I missed another fun one
Time to read through the game thread
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The problem with tonight's game was
that we added just a little too much cock.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
Time to Subtractcock
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by Lum on Jul 27, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i just saw the aviles play for the first time....
if aviles never suits up for this team again…i’ll be perfectly happy.
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by billybeingbilly on Jul 27, 2011 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
Yep.
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by KeepItCopacetic on Jul 27, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions
that's a bit rash
he had 3 hits and looked a lot better at the plate.
granted, he didn’t execute the bunt coverage well. rushed over there and didn’t have the best foot on the base to stretch out for that throw. i’m much more pleased seeing him in the lineup than Getz.
by Fernando Vina School of Linguistics on Jul 27, 2011 5:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Agree with these points,
but I feel like we would have gotten out of that brutal inning with minimal damage if not for his horrible defense.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Jul 27, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I know it was only a regular season game...
…but the Pirates just got fucked in the 19th inning in one of the outright worst calls I’ve ever seen.
The Pirates announcer is flipping his shit and I don’t blame him. If I was a player I might be throwing a punch at the umps on that one. To lose like that in the 19th inning….oh man I might not be able to contain myself.
Killing time until time kills me
Wow
Blatantly bad call. And the umpire will not be reprimanded in any way.
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runners on 2nd and 3rd, one out. groundball to 3rd, throws home.
Ball beats the runner by a mile and the tag is placed on the leg and the runner doesn’t even come close to touching home.
Called safe. After he calls him safe, the runner steps on home plate and celebrates.
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oh wow...hoping sc shows a replay
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by billybeingbilly on Jul 27, 2011 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw the play live, then saw the replay once and now it's not on tv for me anymore...
…but man unless there is something you just couldn’t see on TV…I mean that’s gotta be a suspension for the ump or something. You can’t miss that call and get any respect as an umpire.
Killing time until time kills me
Nothing will happen to the umpire.
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by KeepItCopacetic on Jul 27, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I know, but something should.
Earlier in the game, the ump made a point at showing up a pitcher who was mad at one of his calls. He marched out and stared down the pitcher and then pretended to dust off the plate with his foot just to show up the pitcher. Was pretty bad. Now that blown call.
Something should be done, but won’t.
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I like how the NFL approaches it..
they’re upfront about particularly controversial situations, while still being very supportive of their officials. When Ed Hochuli blew that call at the end of the Denver-SD game a couple years ago, the league admitted he got it wrong and would be downgraded for it accordingly, while being careful not to cast judgment on him as an official in general.
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by KeepItCopacetic on Jul 27, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
YES
And they show in-stadium replays of close calls. And IMO NFL refs are the best. Its almost like being held accountable makes them better. Shocking.l
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yeah I'm gonna stay up just to see a replay. Maybe looking at it closer will reduce the awfulness of the call for me....
…but I can’t remember a worse call. Just disgusting.
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Just showed replay. He was called safe before he touched the plate.
Oh my.
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wow...ive never seen a worse call in my life
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by billybeingbilly on Jul 27, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions
In a vacuum, yes.
Obviously losing a perfecto is worse than losing a game….but this call was a new kind of brutal.
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I disagree..
the outcome of the Gallaraga game wasn’t in doubt. This game was in doubt, and both teams are involved in a close pennant race.
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by KeepItCopacetic on Jul 27, 2011 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah you're probably right.
If this call takes place against the Yankees or Red Sox, they talk about it for a week straight. Against the Pirates….it’ll be old news by 5pm tomorrow. Sad.
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I need to learn not to take people literally on Twitter.
First report I saw was that he was out by ten feet. Then saw one that said he was out by five.
My thinking processes shut down after 1 am.
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by KeepItCopacetic on Jul 27, 2011 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Just think, when newspaper are gone in 10 years,
that’s the kind of accuracy you can count on.
Will kids 25 years from now even know what a newspaper is?
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by KeepItCopacetic on Jul 27, 2011 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Yikes indeed.
The ump appears to be right on top of it. Wonder if he didn’t lose track of where he was and where the plate was, saw the swipe and thought he missed so he called safe without realizing the plate was 2 feet down the line. That’s no excuse obviously but otherwise I just can’t figure out how he’d miss that UNLESS it was just a “we’re getting the F out of here right now” call.
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
Rock Chalk Talk
Not that bad of a call
Looks to me like he might’ve missed the tag. He swipes at him, and if the catcher’s glove touches, it’s just barely.
Yeah, the umpire was right on top of it.
It definitely looks like he tagged him on the replays. Lesson to be learned, don’t swipe on plays like that. Take the ball and stick the runner with it.
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
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Jerry Meals
sounds like either a diet plan or a description of what the Germans ate during WWII.
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
I wish I had watched the game longer
I gave up during the Adcock walking everyone and the fiasco with Mica. I couldn’t bear it anymore. I think we need a system on RR that sends out alerts when something magnificant, like Mitch pitching, is happening so we can tune in.
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Jul 27, 2011 2:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

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