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Some guy in Boston says the Royals are like an underperforming Applebee's

"What's up with the Royals?" Stevens/Fitzy ponders. Adding, "Like, the Royals haven't made the playoffs in 26 yeeahhs.... Stevens'/Fitzy's shared brain wonders: "Has baseball ever considered shutting them down?" He explains his thinking: "You know like if there were like a chain restaurant, like Applebee's or Fridays, and like they were doing really good, but there's just like this one restaurant, this one particular location that's usually just really bad -- like Applebee's, we're killing it, but we got this one joint in Kansas City that's just terrible. All the waiters, they never shave, they're kinda dirty, I'm not sure they showered, the food's always gross -- that would get shut down! But the Royals continue to play baseball, and they're almost up to three decades with no playoffs. Ohn-real."
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