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Soren Petro finally loses it

Highlights... "Don't bring up Lorenzo Cain...because we have to wait til we just unload Jeff Francouer for some hack arm who might be good enough to give up 14 runs in 2 & 2/3 so that we can play Lorenzo Cain every single day, and then have some other imposter of a big-leaguer like Jerrod Dyson be our 4th outfielder. Instead of god forbid, keep Cabrera, and Francouer, and Gordon and have Meier and Cain! Have BOTH of them! WHAT?!?! You mean have FIVE legitimate big-leaguers on your roster that can play the OF? With options of RH & LH along with a switch hitter? Multiple guys that can play centerfield and actually hit the baseball out of the infield?! NOOO! NOOO! We've got to trade Melky Cabrera for Sean O'Sullivan, or Vin Mazzarro, or some other hump that Billy Beane farted out after dinner last night and knows is worthless that we can hang our hat on & go, 'Well, ya know, he might be able to get us 170 innings of 5.00 ERA baseball. 'Cause god knows we aren't gonna move any of our prospects. We don't wanna go get Chad Billingsly or big league pitchers that actually get people out, we want to keep everybody down in the Minor Leagues.' "Ned Yost flapping his gums about the balk is embarrassing. There are bigger fish to fry. There is an elephant sitting on your head and WIGGLING! That's how big the problem is, and you're worried about....NOTHING! It's embarrasing! (in Yost voice) "Ahh, I didn't see a balk! The intent of the rule is..." SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! Be a part of a winner! Win SOMETHING! Stop quoting me BObby Cox. Win some games, then I'll listen to you nitpick the umpire." "And definitely don't waste my time trying to vote a SECOND Royal into the All-Star game! I'd be embarrassed to see this franchise get a second Royal in. I won't vote! Hell NO I won't vote. I won't go near it. Somebody else can be a stooge for the organization! Win some games, spend some money, then come ask me to rally the troops to vote one of your players into the All-Star game. BITE ME!!!!

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