Highlanders Achieve Quickening at the Cost of the Royals

The $82.5 Million Dollar Man
While children across Kansas begged their parents to stay up to see what happens to some kid called Bubkis Sparrow, the Kansas City Royals played a baseball game. They played this team who everyone like a lot more when they played in Baltimore. Now that team just makes every game last three and a half hours with their boring players who don't even have interesting facial hair. Apparently the Royals lost this ballgame. No one can verify whether this actually happened or not, as everyone in attendance was bored to death, the most confirmed deaths resulting from boredom in this millenium. If you thought this game was boring, you should have been at the wedding of King Pepin the Short and Bertrada of Laon.
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