I have 4 'diamond seats' and a rock-star parking pass for Saturday's game V. Red Sox. My buddy and I have 2 extra tickets, because we're single and lame. They're 12 rows back, and closer to home than 1st base. We are both poor, so if anybody wants to buy them at 75% face value, that's cool. We can hang together and party. Otherwise, we'll try to sell them at the gate. We are going to tailgate around 3pm for this 6:10pm game, so you would have to join us in getting shit-faced. If nobody else is interested, we'll sell them for 1/2-price or even, like, well, just two rounds of beers for 2 dudes. So........if you could get to the Prairie Village area, or if you're from there.....we can carpool. OR...YOU CAN just meet us at the super-duper parking area. You don't have to know anything about sabermetrics, because he knows little and I only know what I've learned from J-Zimm, Will and Scott. And they're clearly douchebags...also, the OMD. Though I would pay good money for him to accompany us were he in the area....... My phone # is 682-300-8746. Text or call.
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