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I Dream of Frenchy

Last night, I had a dream in which, for some reason, one Jeff Francoeur was piloting an F-104 around my old neighborhood, and it crashed into one of my neighbor's houses, killing him. I kept telling myself "wait, this can't be real. Frenchy is a baseball player, not a fighter pilot. I must be dreaming. Let me check the internet and ESPN and news channels just to make sure it's not real." Well, it WAS real, in dreamland. All the channels were covering it, all the websites had the "breaking news" coverage of him crashing a fighter jet and dying. So I thought to myself, "Wow, this is really happening. This is so sad. And who are we going to put in RF now?" I actually started to wonder about that in my dream, and I promised myself that at first opportunity I was going to post about it on Royals Review. BTW, I take a medication that occasionally gives me very vivid dreams that are difficult to distinguish from reality. That is all.

This FanPost was written by a member of the Royals Review community. It does not necessarily reflect the views of the editors and writers of this site.

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