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Mitch Maier Writes Home From Baseball Summer Camp: Letter Seven

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Dere Mom & Dad,

Oh man! I cant believe what has happened in the last few days. We came into the last series of the year and it was these 3 really big games against this other team that no one liked. Coach had bin mad at me all sumer and you remember there was that time when the team left without me and I didn't know. So I kinda thought I would just stay on the bench the hole time again. I had made up this game where every inning I have to think up a new word and try to say it backwards. I dont know why but it is really hard to do. When Jared came back I told him about it but then he didn't say anything so I just played it myself.

But then I was in the dugout before this game on Monday and then I heard people saying Jeff wasn't going to play anymore because he won some prize and they wanted him to rest. I don't know that how when you don't play that means your good? Maybe that meens I was team MVP. Haha. So then when the game was going on this guy Melky got a bunch of hits.It was real emotional. I think I heard someone say he broke a camp record. I dont really know. But I was so happpy to see him do this great thing. When he got the record the bosses from the camp had all came into the dugout and everyone was so happy and crying and then they told me I was going to play and I couldn't believe it.

And then the next day I played again. But I thout no way would I play on the last game. Everyones parents were there. Or at least most peoples. But then I was in the lineup again! I made some really good catches and came close to hitting a home run this one time. I just wanted to get a hit so bad during my last game. I wish I did.

Star-divide

I wish you could know this Milkey guy. That is such a cool name. He says everytime he goes to the cafeteria he says he can get chocolate milk because he's the milk man. He will do these silly things during games and he can speak spanish soooooooo fast. You should here him! After the last game there was a long argument in the bus about who was better him or Jeff. The winner was goeing to get to order our pizzas for the party. I don't remember who won because I feel asleep in the back of the bus and missed it.

I still don't believe I pitched in that game. I want to switch to pitching next year. If I can come bakc. I think it will be fun to take the bus back home. I am going to take some extra food in a cereal box for the ride and I already have my backwards game to play if I get bored.

I felt strange packing up my room today. I heard people getting ready to go and talking about things down the hall. The lineoleum felt so cold when i had the air conditioning on and my shoes off. This guy named Nathan was across from the hall from me. When his parents came to get him they thought I was in his room. I remembered them when they dropped him off. Even tho I lived next to him, we didnt become friends this year. OK. When he moved out Billy showed up and gave him his address and phone number to talk during school. They were all talking with their parents. Win I heard there voices down the hall I kept the door closed.

MITCH

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Why doesn't Mitch love Gordon?!!?!?!?

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by tiquanunderwear on Sep 29, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

MITCH has become quite the wordsmith

Linoleum? Conditioning? Emotional?

… Our little MITCH is growing up so fast!

by KyleM on Sep 29, 2011 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Bravo

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by averagegatsby on Sep 29, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Mitch might have more fun at a different summer camp

"All the boys think she's a guy
She's got crazy Frenchy eyes."

by Juancho on Sep 30, 2011 3:47 AM EDT reply actions  

It would probably be for the best.

Even if we don’t re-sign Milkey, MITCH will probably languish behind Danger Ox, Frenchy, Cain, and Dyson. I really like Mitch, enough that I want him to end up on a team where he can get real playing time. One of the first things the Royals should do this offseason is trade Mitch. If he can be part of a package to get a decent starter, it would be good for both him and the Royals.

by AMS on Sep 30, 2011 8:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

These are CHILDREN, not baseball cards. You can’t just trade them between camp teams like they have no feelings! Do you people have no souls???

by Sweep_the_Leg on Sep 30, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm somewhat surprised that

MITCH never canoed over to the other side of the lake to check out the other camps this year.

I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.

by mitchfreakingmaier! on Sep 30, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

the lady campers?

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 30, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.

by mitchfreakingmaier! on Sep 30, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Band Camp!

I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.

by philofthenorth on Sep 30, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said as part of a package.

Learn 2 reading comprehension, guys. Now, I admit, I don’t know what else we have that I’d be willing to part with that could actually generate any interest.

The point still stands, Mitch probably isn’t going to see a big jump in playing time next season if he’s still with the Royals. That means his best value to us is as trade fodder. And the best thing for him is to get traded to somewhere that will actually use him.

When he has actually played a decent amount, he hasn’t been bad at all. He can field all three outfield positions adequately. I’ve never heard one peep about him having any attitude problems. And when you seem him actually playing (rather than in file photos where he looks like a high school sophomore), he fits the image I have of a baseball player. The guy deserves to be somewhere he can actually play.

by AMS on Sep 30, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like mitch too

and think hes a decent ball player also, but come on man lets be real here. Guys like him are a dime a dozen not one other team in the league gives a shit about mitch maier, hes no different than all the other arron guiel’s and mark quinn’s that have been through here over the years, the guy’s a nobody.

by Kansas City Keith on Sep 30, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not much different from Aaron Guiel.

A lot different from Mark Quinn. That guy was built up as a possible star and turned out to be a jackass who sucked at baseball besides. Nobody dislikes Mitch or Guiel.

"All the boys think she's a guy
She's got crazy Frenchy eyes."

by Juancho on Oct 1, 2011 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

Unfortunately, I think 2010 was the highlight of his career… err… camping.

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by sfeldkamp on Sep 30, 2011 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Confession...

I do the backwards word thing ALL THE TIME. Usually with words on road signs (I drive probably 250 miles a day for work). I thought I was weird. I’m glad Mitch is the same kind of weird.

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Sep 30, 2011 8:13 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

No...

I drive a Jeep. I’m a field rep for an insurance company, travel the southern half of Ohio.

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Sep 30, 2011 8:36 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Good stuff

Love these. So glad Milky broke that camp record. What a well-run franchise.

by KC Gunner on Sep 30, 2011 9:23 AM EDT reply actions  

The Milk Man always get the chocolate kind.

I hope MITCH got some addresses for some of his friends from camp. The pen pal letters could really be something. Excellent work WIll.

I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.

by mitchfreakingmaier! on Sep 30, 2011 9:57 AM EDT reply actions  

It is always sad when summer camp ends

"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell

by buddyball on Sep 30, 2011 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

This one was so sad

Well written Will, even though it depressed me.

by Your_Moms_Boyfriend on Sep 30, 2011 11:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Mitch is my Hero!

Hey Will – any chance Mitch reads these!

by KCAstroFan on Sep 30, 2011 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, this might catch on like Tony Plush

The gimmick of Mitch being a 12-year-old on a major league team. Hell, that could be the plot for a movie these days.

"All the boys think she's a guy
She's got crazy Frenchy eyes."

by Juancho on Oct 1, 2011 8:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was that one movie, Rookie of the Year

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!

by KeepItCopacetic on Oct 1, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

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